Tom Flynn
@tomlasusa.bsky.social
GenX. Liberal. Dad. LGBTQ ally. Halloween Lover. Doctor Who fan since 1979. Lover of groan-inducing puns. Pokemon Go Player. All things nerdy. Amateur mead maker.
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It's always hysterical how MAGA conveniently forgets the pandemic timeline.
"sLeePY jOe cAUsEd tHe ShUtDowN AnD hAD iNflAtioN up 9.1 pERceNt!
Dude, Biden didn’t show up until January 2021, long after the economic grenade had already gone off.
We're so way past "Idiocracy" at this point.
"sLeePY jOe cAUsEd tHe ShUtDowN AnD hAD iNflAtioN up 9.1 pERceNt!
Dude, Biden didn’t show up until January 2021, long after the economic grenade had already gone off.
We're so way past "Idiocracy" at this point.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's always hysterical how MAGA conveniently forgets the pandemic timeline.
"sLeePY jOe cAUsEd tHe ShUtDowN AnD hAD iNflAtioN up 9.1 pERceNt!
Dude, Biden didn’t show up until January 2021, long after the economic grenade had already gone off.
We're so way past "Idiocracy" at this point.
"sLeePY jOe cAUsEd tHe ShUtDowN AnD hAD iNflAtioN up 9.1 pERceNt!
Dude, Biden didn’t show up until January 2021, long after the economic grenade had already gone off.
We're so way past "Idiocracy" at this point.
"I'll be there for you...
(When the Borg comes to call)
I'll be there for you...
(When Shaka's walls start to fall)
I'll be there for you...
(Cuz you'd beam me up tooooo)"
(When the Borg comes to call)
I'll be there for you...
(When Shaka's walls start to fall)
I'll be there for you...
(Cuz you'd beam me up tooooo)"
sexy teen soap set at starfleet academy? why not! they should make every type of show star trek. moody scandinavian police procedural star trek. half-hour family sitcom starring worf. vulcan columbo
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The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+
🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
"I'll be there for you...
(When the Borg comes to call)
I'll be there for you...
(When Shaka's walls start to fall)
I'll be there for you...
(Cuz you'd beam me up tooooo)"
(When the Borg comes to call)
I'll be there for you...
(When Shaka's walls start to fall)
I'll be there for you...
(Cuz you'd beam me up tooooo)"
OMG I get it now...Trump is always so drowsy because he's been using his super powers to keep hurricanes away.
All hail our sleepy spray-tanned weather wizard!
people.com/kristi-noem-...
All hail our sleepy spray-tanned weather wizard!
people.com/kristi-noem-...
Kristi Noem Gushes That Donald Trump 'Kept the Hurricanes Away' This Season During Livestreamed Cabinet Meeting
President Donald Trump's Cabinet secretaries offered glowing praise for him on Tuesday, Dec. 2, in a three-hour White House meeting.
people.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
OMG I get it now...Trump is always so drowsy because he's been using his super powers to keep hurricanes away.
All hail our sleepy spray-tanned weather wizard!
people.com/kristi-noem-...
All hail our sleepy spray-tanned weather wizard!
people.com/kristi-noem-...
- Student writes essay based on her opinions with no sources.
- Professor fails her.
- Student cries religious discrimination, causes an uproar, now the Professor is in trouble.
Conservative cancel culture (robed in "religious freedom") strikes again.
www.comicsands.com/university-o...
- Professor fails her.
- Student cries religious discrimination, causes an uproar, now the Professor is in trouble.
Conservative cancel culture (robed in "religious freedom") strikes again.
www.comicsands.com/university-o...
University Of Oklahoma Places Professor On Leave After Student Cries 'Religious Discrimination' For Bad Grade On Essay
Getting the grade you earned is religious persecution now?
www.comicsands.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
- Student writes essay based on her opinions with no sources.
- Professor fails her.
- Student cries religious discrimination, causes an uproar, now the Professor is in trouble.
Conservative cancel culture (robed in "religious freedom") strikes again.
www.comicsands.com/university-o...
- Professor fails her.
- Student cries religious discrimination, causes an uproar, now the Professor is in trouble.
Conservative cancel culture (robed in "religious freedom") strikes again.
www.comicsands.com/university-o...
Bush: 189 pardons
Obama: 212 pardons
Trump: 144 pardons
Biden: 80 pardons
Trump 2.0: 1,500 pardons...and counting
Corruption doesn't have a ceiling.
Obama: 212 pardons
Trump: 144 pardons
Biden: 80 pardons
Trump 2.0: 1,500 pardons...and counting
Corruption doesn't have a ceiling.
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Bush: 189 pardons
Obama: 212 pardons
Trump: 144 pardons
Biden: 80 pardons
Trump 2.0: 1,500 pardons...and counting
Corruption doesn't have a ceiling.
Obama: 212 pardons
Trump: 144 pardons
Biden: 80 pardons
Trump 2.0: 1,500 pardons...and counting
Corruption doesn't have a ceiling.
Trump: “We’re taking out tiny Venezuelan fishing boats for ‘drug trafficking.’”
Also Trump: “Here's a pardon for the Honduran president ACTUALLY convicted of drug trafficking.”
This isn’t a war on drugs. It's a war for resources -- the same one as always: oil.
Also Trump: “Here's a pardon for the Honduran president ACTUALLY convicted of drug trafficking.”
This isn’t a war on drugs. It's a war for resources -- the same one as always: oil.
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump: “We’re taking out tiny Venezuelan fishing boats for ‘drug trafficking.’”
Also Trump: “Here's a pardon for the Honduran president ACTUALLY convicted of drug trafficking.”
This isn’t a war on drugs. It's a war for resources -- the same one as always: oil.
Also Trump: “Here's a pardon for the Honduran president ACTUALLY convicted of drug trafficking.”
This isn’t a war on drugs. It's a war for resources -- the same one as always: oil.
Commander-in-Sleep
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Commander-in-Sleep
Corporate Dem Rep Henry Cuellar & his wife were indicted in March 2024 for accepting hundreds of thousands in foreign bribes.
Trump just pardoned them.
Hakeem Jeffries is praising Trump’s decision as “exactly the right outcome” & praising Cuellar as “a beloved member of the House.”
Ridiculous.😐
Trump just pardoned them.
Hakeem Jeffries is praising Trump’s decision as “exactly the right outcome” & praising Cuellar as “a beloved member of the House.”
Ridiculous.😐
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I believe job numbers coming out of shit circus of an administration as much as I believe the new "Media Bias" website coming out of this shit circus of an administration.
Nutlick lived right by #Epstein by the way
They’re all in the same nasty club
#Trump #Putin #Krasnov #Kompromat #Lutnick
They’re all in the same nasty club
#Trump #Putin #Krasnov #Kompromat #Lutnick
Lutnick says the jobs numbers "will get better because you'll take out the people who are just trying to create noise against the president ... this is gonna be the greatest growth economy six months from now, a year from today"
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I believe job numbers coming out of shit circus of an administration as much as I believe the new "Media Bias" website coming out of this shit circus of an administration.
I know that we keep making jokes about this (myself included) but this really is legit scary.
The President of the United States is falling asleep at cabinet meetings and other events...and everyone just goes on with their business, pretending it's not happening.
This is not fucking normal.
The President of the United States is falling asleep at cabinet meetings and other events...and everyone just goes on with their business, pretending it's not happening.
This is not fucking normal.
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I know that we keep making jokes about this (myself included) but this really is legit scary.
The President of the United States is falling asleep at cabinet meetings and other events...and everyone just goes on with their business, pretending it's not happening.
This is not fucking normal.
The President of the United States is falling asleep at cabinet meetings and other events...and everyone just goes on with their business, pretending it's not happening.
This is not fucking normal.
I don't say this often, but this was a smart move on Trump's part. Not only is it a further distraction from things like Epstein and fucking war crimes, but it gives him and MAGA fodder to say "see, the Dems have bad guys too."
Like we didn't already know that.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Like we didn't already know that.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump pardons Texas Democratic Rep. Cuellar in bribery and conspiracy case
Democratic congressman Henry Cuellar of Texas is thanking President Donald Trump for pardoning him and his wife in a federal bribery and conspiracy case.
apnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I don't say this often, but this was a smart move on Trump's part. Not only is it a further distraction from things like Epstein and fucking war crimes, but it gives him and MAGA fodder to say "see, the Dems have bad guys too."
Like we didn't already know that.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Like we didn't already know that.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Someone just commented "Commander in Sleep" and now I'm broken.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Someone just commented "Commander in Sleep" and now I'm broken.
MAGA in a nutshell...
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
MAGA in a nutshell...
Oh cool...
Trump now says "affordability" is a con job & scam by Democrats.
Which is fascinating, considering he literally crowned himself "The Affordability President" last week.
Consistency? Always optional for Drowsy Donnie.
Trump now says "affordability" is a con job & scam by Democrats.
Which is fascinating, considering he literally crowned himself "The Affordability President" last week.
Consistency? Always optional for Drowsy Donnie.
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Oh cool...
Trump now says "affordability" is a con job & scam by Democrats.
Which is fascinating, considering he literally crowned himself "The Affordability President" last week.
Consistency? Always optional for Drowsy Donnie.
Trump now says "affordability" is a con job & scam by Democrats.
Which is fascinating, considering he literally crowned himself "The Affordability President" last week.
Consistency? Always optional for Drowsy Donnie.
Reposted by Tom Flynn
Why does the Trump admin continue to steal people’s intellectual property, music and art without permission on a daily basis? Even worse, for things they strongly object to? Why don’t they just use things from MAGA artists and creators?
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Why does the Trump admin continue to steal people’s intellectual property, music and art without permission on a daily basis? Even worse, for things they strongly object to? Why don’t they just use things from MAGA artists and creators?
"PETER BENJAMIN PARKER...You get whatever that is out of your butt right now!"
- Aunt May
- Aunt May
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December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"PETER BENJAMIN PARKER...You get whatever that is out of your butt right now!"
- Aunt May
- Aunt May
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN!
There's ALWAYS a tweet...
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There's ALWAYS a tweet...
Meliana's Christmas decorations.
Weird -- she's got a portrait of Washington on one side of the tree and the Grinch on the other.
Weird -- she's got a portrait of Washington on one side of the tree and the Grinch on the other.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Meliana's Christmas decorations.
Weird -- she's got a portrait of Washington on one side of the tree and the Grinch on the other.
Weird -- she's got a portrait of Washington on one side of the tree and the Grinch on the other.
Me to my 21 year olds "You guys are addicted to these stupid Pokemon cards."
Also Me: "Oh shit, it's Pikipek Community Day? I'm gonna drive around by myself in the freezing rain until I get a 3 star shiny!"
Also Me: "Oh shit, it's Pikipek Community Day? I'm gonna drive around by myself in the freezing rain until I get a 3 star shiny!"
a pikachu is laying on its back in the grass with its mouth open
ALT: a pikachu is laying on its back in the grass with its mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Me to my 21 year olds "You guys are addicted to these stupid Pokemon cards."
Also Me: "Oh shit, it's Pikipek Community Day? I'm gonna drive around by myself in the freezing rain until I get a 3 star shiny!"
Also Me: "Oh shit, it's Pikipek Community Day? I'm gonna drive around by myself in the freezing rain until I get a 3 star shiny!"
Reading how speculation that the reason Trump says prices are down and gas is cheap because that's what his "handlers" tell him...
and because of alleged cognitive decline, he genuinely believes them because why would they lie to him?
Wild times.
and because of alleged cognitive decline, he genuinely believes them because why would they lie to him?
Wild times.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reading how speculation that the reason Trump says prices are down and gas is cheap because that's what his "handlers" tell him...
and because of alleged cognitive decline, he genuinely believes them because why would they lie to him?
Wild times.
and because of alleged cognitive decline, he genuinely believes them because why would they lie to him?
Wild times.
Reposted by Tom Flynn
Reposted by Tom Flynn
Them, you mean?🤯
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Them, you mean?🤯
Had to read this twice...
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Had to read this twice...
Learned that originally Macy's used to just let the balloons go after the parade until several incidents occurred, including a balloon wrapping around a plane's propeller.
Imagine flying Thanksgiving morning and suddenly a giant Felix the fucking Cat appears out of a cloud coming for ya soul.
Imagine flying Thanksgiving morning and suddenly a giant Felix the fucking Cat appears out of a cloud coming for ya soul.
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Learned that originally Macy's used to just let the balloons go after the parade until several incidents occurred, including a balloon wrapping around a plane's propeller.
Imagine flying Thanksgiving morning and suddenly a giant Felix the fucking Cat appears out of a cloud coming for ya soul.
Imagine flying Thanksgiving morning and suddenly a giant Felix the fucking Cat appears out of a cloud coming for ya soul.