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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 6h

I think if I was one of the big 90s action stars and I got given the script for Demolition Man I'd be like, "hmm, no thanks".

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 11h

Too much maths in darts imo

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 11h

I was thinking the other day, for the first time in my life really, if there might be a sport I could get into. I want to discount all team sports because they seem too complicated and have too much lore, but one of the solo sports might be good. Not tennis.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 12h

I am in the office with unlimited access to email

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 1d

Not wearing my watch today. What business is it of mine what time it is.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 1d

I think I'm on to something with my theory that the White House ballroom is a cover for Trump building a new super bunker for himself for if and when the military turns on him.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

I should buy a chessboard.

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

I think we'll have a coalition government after the next election, no idea what parties will be in it.

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

If centaurs were real they would need to eat 1,000 hot dogs a day to meet their nutritional and caloric needs.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

It's Adam & Eve, not Adaman Deeve

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

I think I'm actually quite excited about the Malcolm in the Middle reboot.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

Legend.

I'm so glad lads like this still exist. It's a photo of a kind of CEX kind of guy, but he's scrubbed up and shaved a complicated chin beard because he's up at court getting done for making bombs in his mam's shed.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

Those monkeys with all the diseases who broke out the van will surely have adopted new identities by now, and will be casually employed in the local economy.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

We need to set all the nation's leading scientists to invent a way to be warm at home. Perhaps some kind of pod??

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

Being gay is a choice ❌️
Being gay is genetic ❌️
Being gay is controlled by the government, they have a big board of switches linked to every person that they can use to toggle gay off or on ✅️

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

Radiators were such a big deal back at school.

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

You know how, like, kids are all indoors nowadays, and they're all on the computer, I think the other side of that is that we have a section of the adult population that has never been more ignorant of what children are, (where they come from, what they do, what they look like, etc).

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

I really hate the way the state has developed in this country. Such a perverse and corrupt little institution. We need a barbarian horde to take us over and knock some sense into us.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

Move the road. www.instagram.com/reel/DQXLSuC...

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Po...

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 2d

I'm quite in the mood for one of those mini chicago town pizzas.

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 3d

I'm fucked off.

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Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 3d

I've looked at some people playing the new Voyager game demo, and the sell seems to be that you can change how the show happened, but I can already do that with my imagination, so what is the game bringing to the table here?

Earth's Nearest Star, the Tom @tomodaighre.bsky.social · 4d

Sims people were doing AI psychosis a decade before the rest of us. modthesims.info/showthread.p...

Chat bubbles and their meanings

by Zennia in Sims 4

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Retro Commercial Screens @retro-commercials.bsky.social · 4d

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.

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