Tom Tinkerer
@tomtinkerer.bsky.social
I fix broken things.
Sometimes I break fixed things. 🤷♂️
Mostly Harmless
Sometimes I break fixed things. 🤷♂️
Mostly Harmless
I guess I don't know why malls haven't made a comeback.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I guess I don't know why malls haven't made a comeback.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
You either drive to several places, or drive to one place, walk around and get all your shtuff in one giant indoor place. And get lunch or a big ass pretzel.
Someone in my office has banana allergies. We can't have banana containing items. The presence sets them off.
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Someone in my office has banana allergies. We can't have banana containing items. The presence sets them off.
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
Someone had a banana at work and she got raspy from the reaction.
So it feels fake, but no one would fake this. I don't understand this. How does an odor trigger bananaphylaxis?
So basically Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing seat a duly elected Congress Woman to prevent the release of the Epstein files... which means he's either one of the pedophiles in the files, or protecting those pedophiles...
Does he have children? Has social services been notified...
Does he have children? Has social services been notified...
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
So basically Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing seat a duly elected Congress Woman to prevent the release of the Epstein files... which means he's either one of the pedophiles in the files, or protecting those pedophiles...
Does he have children? Has social services been notified...
Does he have children? Has social services been notified...
My calico has one eye with the smokey wing thing going on.
How should I go about giving her other eye the same look? Mascara recommend?
Do I just get one that's been tested on animals?
#LightTrolling to take minds off the shit show we're living through.
How should I go about giving her other eye the same look? Mascara recommend?
Do I just get one that's been tested on animals?
#LightTrolling to take minds off the shit show we're living through.
October 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My calico has one eye with the smokey wing thing going on.
How should I go about giving her other eye the same look? Mascara recommend?
Do I just get one that's been tested on animals?
#LightTrolling to take minds off the shit show we're living through.
How should I go about giving her other eye the same look? Mascara recommend?
Do I just get one that's been tested on animals?
#LightTrolling to take minds off the shit show we're living through.
Someone convince the right to become asbestos deniers so they start using it again
October 18, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Someone convince the right to become asbestos deniers so they start using it again
Reposted by Tom Tinkerer
We stand with those who exercise their right to free speech. The irony of #ABC and the #FCC trying to silence Jimmy Kimmel on the day the Constitution was signed in 1787 is not lost on us.
Here’s the 1st amendment again, because obviously Brenden Carr and Almin Karamehmedobic didn’t pay attention.
Here’s the 1st amendment again, because obviously Brenden Carr and Almin Karamehmedobic didn’t pay attention.
September 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
#ABC is bending over for Chairman #trump again...
Do we email campaign #Bob_Iger to say we view compliance as collaboration?
They care about money more than all our rights, is that way to send a msg?
Is #MickeyMouse a fascist or at the least collaborator?
Would fascist #mickey memes help?
Do we email campaign #Bob_Iger to say we view compliance as collaboration?
They care about money more than all our rights, is that way to send a msg?
Is #MickeyMouse a fascist or at the least collaborator?
Would fascist #mickey memes help?
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
#ABC is bending over for Chairman #trump again...
Do we email campaign #Bob_Iger to say we view compliance as collaboration?
They care about money more than all our rights, is that way to send a msg?
Is #MickeyMouse a fascist or at the least collaborator?
Would fascist #mickey memes help?
Do we email campaign #Bob_Iger to say we view compliance as collaboration?
They care about money more than all our rights, is that way to send a msg?
Is #MickeyMouse a fascist or at the least collaborator?
Would fascist #mickey memes help?
Shut up Charlie, I have an angle.
September 6, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Shut up Charlie, I have an angle.
Adding "-affiliate" to my web searches brings real information to the surface, and filters out the AI blog farm garbage.
How do you guys try to unfuck searches?
How do you guys try to unfuck searches?
September 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Adding "-affiliate" to my web searches brings real information to the surface, and filters out the AI blog farm garbage.
How do you guys try to unfuck searches?
How do you guys try to unfuck searches?
Who would have guessed enough money, success and time would have turned Snoop Dogg into an old conservative white woman?
W h a t a f u c k i n g p o s e r.
Snoop Dogg or Snoopy Karen?
W h a t a f u c k i n g p o s e r.
Snoop Dogg or Snoopy Karen?
a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on her cell phone .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is talking on her cell phone .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Who would have guessed enough money, success and time would have turned Snoop Dogg into an old conservative white woman?
W h a t a f u c k i n g p o s e r.
Snoop Dogg or Snoopy Karen?
W h a t a f u c k i n g p o s e r.
Snoop Dogg or Snoopy Karen?
If everyone had panicked appropriately after waking up one day & seeing all the 25¢ toy machines had been replaced with 50¢ ones, then dollar.. this could have been prevented! Now they have credit card slots! *shakes fist* All signs things were gonna get so very dark
So here we are, cannibalism.
So here we are, cannibalism.
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
If everyone had panicked appropriately after waking up one day & seeing all the 25¢ toy machines had been replaced with 50¢ ones, then dollar.. this could have been prevented! Now they have credit card slots! *shakes fist* All signs things were gonna get so very dark
So here we are, cannibalism.
So here we are, cannibalism.
I'm watching The Accountant and I'm like "This guy could get the Epstein file..."
August 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I'm watching The Accountant and I'm like "This guy could get the Epstein file..."
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July 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Anyone who wants without any possible current need, or future possible use, anyone can order a just-add-a-stick DIY Spear making kit... made by some whacky or zany person who makes them as a living or as a side hustle. Love it. 🤣
This could be the time where the Dumb and Dumber franchise had a British cultural reboot...
We just need to work together...
We just need to work together...
July 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This could be the time where the Dumb and Dumber franchise had a British cultural reboot...
We just need to work together...
We just need to work together...
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
Where'd the Epstein files go? *magic*
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
Where'd the Epstein files go? *magic*
July 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
Where'd the Epstein files go? *magic*
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
We want the Trumpstein Files!
Where'd the Epstein files go? *magic*
Epstein files? What Epstein? What files?
Who could have guessed *this* was how this shit show was going to play out? Oh... everyone with half a brain and at least a drop of cynicism. 🙄
I hope someone leaks what they obviously are hiding. All we need is one good person to slip this out...
Who could have guessed *this* was how this shit show was going to play out? Oh... everyone with half a brain and at least a drop of cynicism. 🙄
I hope someone leaks what they obviously are hiding. All we need is one good person to slip this out...
July 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Epstein files? What Epstein? What files?
Who could have guessed *this* was how this shit show was going to play out? Oh... everyone with half a brain and at least a drop of cynicism. 🙄
I hope someone leaks what they obviously are hiding. All we need is one good person to slip this out...
Who could have guessed *this* was how this shit show was going to play out? Oh... everyone with half a brain and at least a drop of cynicism. 🙄
I hope someone leaks what they obviously are hiding. All we need is one good person to slip this out...
Trying to enjoy myself and dissociate during this team meeting but they keep asking me friggin' questions...
June 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trying to enjoy myself and dissociate during this team meeting but they keep asking me friggin' questions...
Boulevard of broken dreams, but it's about the Backyardigans.
May 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Boulevard of broken dreams, but it's about the Backyardigans.
I don't want to use AI, so can someone make a picture of the gulf nation leaders groveling on the floor before president trump, with gifts, gold and cash. Bowing in subjugation and have trump saying something like, "Now this is how you put the muslims where they belong."
May 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I don't want to use AI, so can someone make a picture of the gulf nation leaders groveling on the floor before president trump, with gifts, gold and cash. Bowing in subjugation and have trump saying something like, "Now this is how you put the muslims where they belong."
"My great grandparents were Holocaust survivors, so I can tell you generational trauma is real."
I'm certain their Holocaust survival experience was hell on earth for you, 80 years later... in America, in the nosebleed section of the income bracket...
I'm certain their Holocaust survival experience was hell on earth for you, 80 years later... in America, in the nosebleed section of the income bracket...
May 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
"My great grandparents were Holocaust survivors, so I can tell you generational trauma is real."
I'm certain their Holocaust survival experience was hell on earth for you, 80 years later... in America, in the nosebleed section of the income bracket...
I'm certain their Holocaust survival experience was hell on earth for you, 80 years later... in America, in the nosebleed section of the income bracket...
My wife:
😶
Me, standing naked in our pink vintage bath tub washing lawn mower parts:
🤨 "What?"
Her: 😐
Me: 🙄 "The dishwasher doesn't get them clean unless I pre wash them."
Her: 😑*sigh*
😶
Me, standing naked in our pink vintage bath tub washing lawn mower parts:
🤨 "What?"
Her: 😐
Me: 🙄 "The dishwasher doesn't get them clean unless I pre wash them."
Her: 😑*sigh*
May 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My wife:
😶
Me, standing naked in our pink vintage bath tub washing lawn mower parts:
🤨 "What?"
Her: 😐
Me: 🙄 "The dishwasher doesn't get them clean unless I pre wash them."
Her: 😑*sigh*
😶
Me, standing naked in our pink vintage bath tub washing lawn mower parts:
🤨 "What?"
Her: 😐
Me: 🙄 "The dishwasher doesn't get them clean unless I pre wash them."
Her: 😑*sigh*
Reposted by Tom Tinkerer
Longest Senate filibusters ever:
Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people
Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people
Cory Booker - opposing fascism
#filibuster
Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people
Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people
Cory Booker - opposing fascism
#filibuster
April 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Longest Senate filibusters ever:
Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people
Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people
Cory Booker - opposing fascism
#filibuster
Strom Thurmond - opposing voting rights for black people
Ted Cruz - opposing health care for poor people
Cory Booker - opposing fascism
#filibuster
Do vampires not like garlic because it smells like silver, or not like silver because it smells like garlic?
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Do vampires not like garlic because it smells like silver, or not like silver because it smells like garlic?
March 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
@poemsandfungus ???
March 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
@poemsandfungus ???