Tony Cardone
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Minneapolis - St. Paul is atop the National leaderboards in Most Likely To Not Put Up With Totalitarian Bullshit by some margin, despite Boston’s early lead with the Tea Party.
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Minneapolis - St. Paul is atop the National leaderboards in Most Likely To Not Put Up With Totalitarian Bullshit by some margin, despite Boston’s early lead with the Tea Party.
Trying to think of a worse ownership in North American soccer than the Dynamo-Dash and struggling to do so.
Maybe the closest is in Montreal?
Maybe the closest is in Montreal?
Houston's iconic soccer voice says Dynamo exit wasn’t 'mutual'
Glenn Davis says he didn't even receive a call from the club's leadership upon his dismissal.
www.chron.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Trying to think of a worse ownership in North American soccer than the Dynamo-Dash and struggling to do so.
Maybe the closest is in Montreal?
Maybe the closest is in Montreal?
Austin now has top division professional men’s soccer, volleyball, and softball, as well as second division professional baseball, hockey, and men’s basketball.
Kind of silly we don’t have a professional women’s soccer team yet.
Kind of silly we don’t have a professional women’s soccer team yet.
AUSL BRINGS THE TEXAS VOLTS TO ROUND ROCK AS THE STATE’S NEWEST WOMEN’S PROFESSIONAL SPORTS TEAM
The Athletes Unlimited Softball League (AUSL) today announced Round Rock as the home of the Texas Volts, the state’s newest women’s professional sports team. The Volts will host their games at Dell Di...
www.milb.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Austin now has top division professional men’s soccer, volleyball, and softball, as well as second division professional baseball, hockey, and men’s basketball.
Kind of silly we don’t have a professional women’s soccer team yet.
Kind of silly we don’t have a professional women’s soccer team yet.
20 minutes from here to home. $1.25 on CapMetro.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
20 minutes from here to home. $1.25 on CapMetro.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
Texas Tech finishes with the same number of wins against a nonconference Power 4 team in the college football playoff as the entire SEC (0).
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Texas Tech finishes with the same number of wins against a nonconference Power 4 team in the college football playoff as the entire SEC (0).
You’d expect to be on edge and tense, expecting the league leaders to make you sweat in their own place, especially without most of your key attacking pieces.
Arsenal today particularly unimpressive at a subdued Emirates despite that 6 point lead atop the table.
Arsenal today particularly unimpressive at a subdued Emirates despite that 6 point lead atop the table.
January 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
You’d expect to be on edge and tense, expecting the league leaders to make you sweat in their own place, especially without most of your key attacking pieces.
Arsenal today particularly unimpressive at a subdued Emirates despite that 6 point lead atop the table.
Arsenal today particularly unimpressive at a subdued Emirates despite that 6 point lead atop the table.
It feels a lot like an episode of Black Mirror these days.
As if we are all watching one version of a video where an ICE officer murdered someone, but the righties are watching a different one entirely.
As if we are all watching one version of a video where an ICE officer murdered someone, but the righties are watching a different one entirely.
January 8, 2026 at 3:50 PM
It feels a lot like an episode of Black Mirror these days.
As if we are all watching one version of a video where an ICE officer murdered someone, but the righties are watching a different one entirely.
As if we are all watching one version of a video where an ICE officer murdered someone, but the righties are watching a different one entirely.
Abolishing ICE is quickly becoming the moderate position among Americans who disapprove of the state murdering citizens.
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Abolishing ICE is quickly becoming the moderate position among Americans who disapprove of the state murdering citizens.
Back when I was a kid, you at least had the dignity to lie and make a case when starting illegal wars.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Back when I was a kid, you at least had the dignity to lie and make a case when starting illegal wars.
Not the best way to start 2026, but this is the best defense in the country and the best season we have ever had.
Let’s get back on our feet, build on it, and come back stronger next season. That’s how we do it in West Texas.
#WreckEm
Let’s get back on our feet, build on it, and come back stronger next season. That’s how we do it in West Texas.
#WreckEm
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Not the best way to start 2026, but this is the best defense in the country and the best season we have ever had.
Let’s get back on our feet, build on it, and come back stronger next season. That’s how we do it in West Texas.
#WreckEm
Let’s get back on our feet, build on it, and come back stronger next season. That’s how we do it in West Texas.
#WreckEm
adios 2025
a man in a top hat says stop don 't come back .
ALT: a man in a top hat says stop don 't come back .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 AM
adios 2025
Nothing echoes the ACC’s incompetence like one of their referees shouting “the game is not over” as a team celebrates the game being over due to a walk off touchdown in a Big 12 - Big Ten bowl game.
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nothing echoes the ACC’s incompetence like one of their referees shouting “the game is not over” as a team celebrates the game being over due to a walk off touchdown in a Big 12 - Big Ten bowl game.
Austin, Texas: the city your city wishes it was.
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Austin, Texas: the city your city wishes it was.
$7 for an Electric Jellyfish on draft at the Austin Public Library cafe.
The views are free.
The views are free.
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
$7 for an Electric Jellyfish on draft at the Austin Public Library cafe.
The views are free.
The views are free.
Joyeux Noël, Victor Wembanyama
a woman is sitting in the stands at a basketball game wearing a spurs shirt .
ALT: a woman is sitting in the stands at a basketball game wearing a spurs shirt .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Joyeux Noël, Victor Wembanyama
Move Sporting KC to Arrowhead.
I kid, but Children’s Mercy Park is just in a terrible spot and it’s hard to believe that the Chiefs are moving over there.
Unless Clark Hunt really wants a view of a Nebraska Furniture Mart.
I kid, but Children’s Mercy Park is just in a terrible spot and it’s hard to believe that the Chiefs are moving over there.
Unless Clark Hunt really wants a view of a Nebraska Furniture Mart.
December 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Move Sporting KC to Arrowhead.
I kid, but Children’s Mercy Park is just in a terrible spot and it’s hard to believe that the Chiefs are moving over there.
Unless Clark Hunt really wants a view of a Nebraska Furniture Mart.
I kid, but Children’s Mercy Park is just in a terrible spot and it’s hard to believe that the Chiefs are moving over there.
Unless Clark Hunt really wants a view of a Nebraska Furniture Mart.
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Bari Weiss is so hilariously bad at her job of defending the White House, because now more people want to see this CECOT piece than would have ever seen it on 60 Minutes.
December 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bari Weiss is so hilariously bad at her job of defending the White House, because now more people want to see this CECOT piece than would have ever seen it on 60 Minutes.
Lady Raiders take down Baylor in Waco to move to 14-0, first win in Waco since 2004.
Rank ‘em!
Rank ‘em!
December 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lady Raiders take down Baylor in Waco to move to 14-0, first win in Waco since 2004.
Rank ‘em!
Rank ‘em!
fight
for
the
scarlet
and
black
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the
scarlet
and
black
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
fight
for
the
scarlet
and
black
for
the
scarlet
and
black
This is a statue outside the Kennedy Center of its namesake.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is a statue outside the Kennedy Center of its namesake.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
Puro pinche
a mascot for the spurs is holding a basketball in his hand .
ALT: a mascot for the spurs is holding a basketball in his hand .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Puro pinche