Tony Cardone
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Been to a few Austin FC matches. | Pro-transit, pro-bike, pro-Austin, pro-soccer, pro-Ukraine | 210➡️512 via Raiderland
Minneapolis - St. Paul is atop the National leaderboards in Most Likely To Not Put Up With Totalitarian Bullshit by some margin, despite Boston’s early lead with the Tea Party.
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Minneapolis - St. Paul is atop the National leaderboards in Most Likely To Not Put Up With Totalitarian Bullshit by some margin, despite Boston’s early lead with the Tea Party.
20 minutes from here to home. $1.25 on CapMetro.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
20 minutes from here to home. $1.25 on CapMetro.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
It’s pretty awesome when it works as designed.
Austin, Texas: the city your city wishes it was.
December 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Austin, Texas: the city your city wishes it was.
$7 for an Electric Jellyfish on draft at the Austin Public Library cafe.
The views are free.
The views are free.
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
$7 for an Electric Jellyfish on draft at the Austin Public Library cafe.
The views are free.
The views are free.
December 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
fight
for
the
scarlet
and
black
for
the
scarlet
and
black
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
fight
for
the
scarlet
and
black
for
the
scarlet
and
black
This is a statue outside the Kennedy Center of its namesake.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This is a statue outside the Kennedy Center of its namesake.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
They can propagandize the name temporarily for their own vanity, but he will never be as much a statesman as John F. Kennedy.
AND
THE
VICTORY
BELLS
WILL
RING
OUT
THE
VICTORY
BELLS
WILL
RING
OUT
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
AND
THE
VICTORY
BELLS
WILL
RING
OUT
THE
VICTORY
BELLS
WILL
RING
OUT
📍Jones AT&T Stadium - East
December 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
📍Jones AT&T Stadium - East
A city with unmatched aura.
Always Austin.
Always Austin.
December 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A city with unmatched aura.
Always Austin.
Always Austin.
This seems good.
11-1 also seems good.
See y’all in Arlington!
11-1 also seems good.
See y’all in Arlington!
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
This seems good.
11-1 also seems good.
See y’all in Arlington!
11-1 also seems good.
See y’all in Arlington!
There are turkey trots, and there are turkey trots with 25,000 people in the greatest city.
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
There are turkey trots, and there are turkey trots with 25,000 people in the greatest city.
If this is the King, this will be a generational run for the athletic department.
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If this is the King, this will be a generational run for the athletic department.
Or he’s gonna give you a lecture about the financial situation at Dunder Mifflin.
November 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Or he’s gonna give you a lecture about the financial situation at Dunder Mifflin.
🚨a let’s goooooo alert has been issued🚨
The bevel has been leveled and will take over as the primary Texas Tech athletics design in 2026.
The bevel has been leveled and will take over as the primary Texas Tech athletics design in 2026.
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
🚨a let’s goooooo alert has been issued🚨
The bevel has been leveled and will take over as the primary Texas Tech athletics design in 2026.
The bevel has been leveled and will take over as the primary Texas Tech athletics design in 2026.
Talk to your friends and family about a top ten Texas Tech football team.
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Talk to your friends and family about a top ten Texas Tech football team.
We have a soccer match tonight at Q2 Stadium.
It is a final.
This concludes my presentation.
It is a final.
This concludes my presentation.
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We have a soccer match tonight at Q2 Stadium.
It is a final.
This concludes my presentation.
It is a final.
This concludes my presentation.
Since 1914, dozens of cities have hosted the final of this historic tournament.
Tomorrow, Austin joins that list.
Tomorrow, Austin joins that list.
September 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Since 1914, dozens of cities have hosted the final of this historic tournament.
Tomorrow, Austin joins that list.
Tomorrow, Austin joins that list.
All y’all who asked how it was in Minnesota:
That. It was like that.
That. It was like that.
September 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
All y’all who asked how it was in Minnesota:
That. It was like that.
That. It was like that.
Caught the midafternoon Southwest. 😎
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Caught the midafternoon Southwest. 😎
Italian meatball poutine at the Alouettes game.
Scran made specifically for me, I think.
Scran made specifically for me, I think.
August 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Italian meatball poutine at the Alouettes game.
Scran made specifically for me, I think.
Scran made specifically for me, I think.
Incredible work by my 61 year old state representative to somehow evade a state trooper on the neighborhood trails.
August 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Incredible work by my 61 year old state representative to somehow evade a state trooper on the neighborhood trails.
Well, Vladimir, I’m sure we can find a balcony you can fall off of somewhere in Anchorage if you want to eliminate the primary cause of the war yourself.
August 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Well, Vladimir, I’m sure we can find a balcony you can fall off of somewhere in Anchorage if you want to eliminate the primary cause of the war yourself.