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Bloviator5000
@tonyo13.bsky.social
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Uninteresting. Total poser. Self-serving bio with many glaring omissions. Generic catch phrase followed by a tired cliché. Quote that makes me look profound. Jazz hands.
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You misspelled “eat.”
She’s right. It is Adam and Eve. We don’t use Eve’s dead name.
TU N’AS PAS LE DROIT! Si les Nordiques ne sont pas en Québec, ils ne sont pas les Nordiques. Les Nordiques sont mort en 1995 et tu es leur meurtrier, calisse-rado
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“Stop calling us Nazis!!”
Stop acting like Nazis.
Stop doing Nazi shit.
Stop tolerating people within your ranks who admire Nazis and do Nazi shit.

If you don’t want to smell like shit, get out of the sewer.
First attempt. Worst attempt.
Ten bucks says they use this as the premise to outlaw birth birth control.
In 2022, y’all overturned Roe v. Wade and said “if yOu cAn’T aFfOrd a bAbY, dOn’T hAvE oNe! jUsT kEEp yOuR lEgS cLosEd.”

Now look at you … wrecking the economy and yapping about folks not having babies.

Ten bucks says they use this as the premise for outlawing birth control.
When you find out that an attractive lady is a Drumpf supporter…
“Hate that you’re part of it.”
The “free speech” crowd is certainly in their feelings about people exercising their freedom of speech.
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If I ever write a novel, the fake Christian villain will be called "Nancy Mace."
Just wait til he finds out about buffalo wings.
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AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”

REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”

AMERICA: “It’s video games.”

WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”

AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”

WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
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In honor of Bastille Day: MANGEZ LES RICHES!
I’ll take “thoughts and prayers” seriously when Republicans use them to get the things they want instead of cutting health care and school lunches.