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Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor
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· Aug 25
Me, wondering how I ended up at a place in life where this was a sentence I felt I had to say: "no, I'm SURE Iggy Pop always wears his seatbelt"
My kid, running into the shower: "warm water, warm water, need warm water for my body"
December 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My kid, running into the shower: "warm water, warm water, need warm water for my body"
Are...are these trick questions Mark
Are you ok with rich people having access to the most expensive doctors and hospitals and you don't because the gov won't pay for it or they opted out of the Universal care program ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
Do you think it's right for doctors and nurses to only work for what they think is a living wage ?
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Are...are these trick questions Mark
Just woke up from a nightmare that my PTSA role turned out to be planning a party for Pete Hegseth and his colleagues and the communications I got all had different shopping lists, times of day, and locations, but it was DEFINITELY tomorrow
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just woke up from a nightmare that my PTSA role turned out to be planning a party for Pete Hegseth and his colleagues and the communications I got all had different shopping lists, times of day, and locations, but it was DEFINITELY tomorrow
My oldest had a bad day at school and the whole house is like a funeral parlor tonight
December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My oldest had a bad day at school and the whole house is like a funeral parlor tonight
Sheila yeti. Is this anything
December 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sheila yeti. Is this anything
I called "Low" by Flo Rida "oldies" the other day talking to my kids in the car. My kid was trying to figure out what this song was and why they kept playing it at her school dances. I was like "wow these oldies are getting the kids on the dance floor???"
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I called "Low" by Flo Rida "oldies" the other day talking to my kids in the car. My kid was trying to figure out what this song was and why they kept playing it at her school dances. I was like "wow these oldies are getting the kids on the dance floor???"
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Panic! at the Disco came on the radio while driving the toddler to daycare today, and when they asked what it was I said "classic rock"
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Panic! at the Disco came on the radio while driving the toddler to daycare today, and when they asked what it was I said "classic rock"
The irresistible urge to shout "key change!!" when listening to a song with a key change. Why do I do this?? I feel like I learned it from either the Muppets or some past choir director
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The irresistible urge to shout "key change!!" when listening to a song with a key change. Why do I do this?? I feel like I learned it from either the Muppets or some past choir director
My child responding to my choice of word to start his practice spelling test: "ah, beginning with my weakest word... interesting strategy, Mommy"
December 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My child responding to my choice of word to start his practice spelling test: "ah, beginning with my weakest word... interesting strategy, Mommy"
Kid quizzing my mom on opposites and just started asking the opposite of random nouns
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Kid quizzing my mom on opposites and just started asking the opposite of random nouns
So frustrating to have your parents just fully deny a thing that absolutely, provably happened
December 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
So frustrating to have your parents just fully deny a thing that absolutely, provably happened
The Wizard of Oz easily 100 times before I turned 8. I watched that shit almost every day as a kid.
seeing a movie 6 times is not hard mode smh that's basically true of every movie you owned pre 2005.
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
I wanna hear about the movies you've seen 50 times. or the movies you've seen 6 times that only came out post 2015
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The Wizard of Oz easily 100 times before I turned 8. I watched that shit almost every day as a kid.
Got my aesthetician license from the school of hard knocks
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Got my aesthetician license from the school of hard knocks
Man TOS episode "the way to Eden" hits so different given the last 5 years
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Man TOS episode "the way to Eden" hits so different given the last 5 years
Sorry but I'm not available for, any of this
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Sorry but I'm not available for, any of this
Hey there Mr Blue, I am singing about you, I am singing about you for sooo long
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Hey there Mr Blue, I am singing about you, I am singing about you for sooo long
My kid just asked in the car "what do you think is the funniest TV show" and when I said I had to think about it she was like "well, it's Mickey mouse. That guy gets into some of the FUNNIEST situations" then started going off about various Mickey shorts she saw last summer
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My kid just asked in the car "what do you think is the funniest TV show" and when I said I had to think about it she was like "well, it's Mickey mouse. That guy gets into some of the FUNNIEST situations" then started going off about various Mickey shorts she saw last summer
Cutting an eccentric figure at My Gym
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cutting an eccentric figure at My Gym
Saw her twice on that tour. Absolute fkn star
here's to Janelle Monáe at 40. A fave performance: "Dance Apocalyptic" on Letterman, 2013: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpu...
Janelle Monae - Dance Apocalyptic on Letterman 9.9.13
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December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Saw her twice on that tour. Absolute fkn star
Woke up this morning from a dream that I was grinding my teeth so hard they all started falling apart in my mouth
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Woke up this morning from a dream that I was grinding my teeth so hard they all started falling apart in my mouth
I'm not sure if kpop demon hunters is "frozen for heterosexuals" or "frozen for cis people" but I think it's at least one of these
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm not sure if kpop demon hunters is "frozen for heterosexuals" or "frozen for cis people" but I think it's at least one of these
Porsche also has an entire "experiences" division where you take a vacation to a scenic place and spend it driving fast cars around. I learned this because they drove past me once and I said "wow is the asshole convention in town??" and then googled "lots of Porsches driving together"
The ultra-wealthy will often take whole fleets of cars with them when they travel, loading vehicles, along with motorbikes and other toys, onto chartered cargo aircraft that follow their private jets.
This is how they do it: cnn.it/3X8V14a
This is how they do it: cnn.it/3X8V14a
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Porsche also has an entire "experiences" division where you take a vacation to a scenic place and spend it driving fast cars around. I learned this because they drove past me once and I said "wow is the asshole convention in town??" and then googled "lots of Porsches driving together"
My kids and sisters were playing charades and my kids acted out "writing an angry letter about a defective product" and my sister nailed it almost immediately. Oh the holidays
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My kids and sisters were playing charades and my kids acted out "writing an angry letter about a defective product" and my sister nailed it almost immediately. Oh the holidays
My six year old who still believes in Santa is working pretty hard to figure out what's going on in Miracle on 34th St
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My six year old who still believes in Santa is working pretty hard to figure out what's going on in Miracle on 34th St
Kids playing Untitled Goose Game and laughing riotously. They just broke a lady's broom. Happy Thanksgiving to all
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kids playing Untitled Goose Game and laughing riotously. They just broke a lady's broom. Happy Thanksgiving to all