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Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · Dec 19

I think the main reason to become a parent is to have someone to join your car dance party when a good song comes on and you crank it up

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But at the same time sometimes I wish I was just getting devoured by wolves like everyone else

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I think it did! I kinda feel the same. And the first broadcast TV I did get to watch was, weirdly, X-Files which DEFINITELY served as an inoculation to soooo much of what's been in the water over the past decades

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Ugh I LOVE it when KEXP DJs start crying on the air because they raised so much money. I love that the Bay area gets to experience this too now!!

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I mean it's not ok but the machine did do it already and nobody in education has the authority to stop it selling the answers

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Dang what's schmoo up to during the prequels. Kickin ass I assume but in what context

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💖💖💖

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It makes TOTAL SENSE

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I definitely have multiple children and I think I'm having a harder time with my tween than I ever did with the babies. I'll grant that I had relatively chill babies but many people do!

Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 23h

I mean if you don't care what your tween grows up to do or be I guess from a "will they die if I leave them alone y/n" perspective older kids are easier but the neat thing about "keep toddler from drinking detergent" is it's a job literally anyone can do. Don't even have to speak the same language

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I genuinely thought that and spent a full minute puzzling at this photo like "is it really a hook hand????? What else could it be"

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Genuinely no idea what you mean by that lol

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Yup. Black people with power, visible homelessness, my personal children not speaking to me, all these are considered crime by a large percentage of the population

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Ooh he's tryin

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Sequim

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Babies and toddlers are harder physical labor. Older kids are logistically and emotionally more challenging by far.

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It's kinda not though? The suckage changes over the years but teens can definitely be as hard or prefer to parent than babies

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He was all about kindness and sharing and getting along? A normal little boy is supposed to hate that shit, according to the stereotypes I grew up with

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Getting an email back from the bakery like "yeah we can make that cake, just give us a call to place the order" cmon Jenny it's 2025 over here. I just PLACED the fkn order

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Actually got some junk in my trunk, implausibly enough

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One thing about not having a desk job is my ass is the least flat it has been in my whole adult life

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Or MAYBE we'd have bankrolled one of our white neighbors to do the exact thing we did

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I.e. we would have just let them do what they wanted and put up with it because we'd have been scared of how they'd react to being told the thing they were doing was not legal

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Just thinking about a legal/land use disagreement we had with our slightly unhinged, right wing white male neighbors in 2015 and how differently we'd have approached that situation in any of the years since

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It's so hairy. In a good way

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Dilute! Dilute! Or rinse off well! Ok!