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Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor
I feel like as a younger woman I did not get why adults were always buying new clothes. Could one not simply stay the same shape forever once one had stopped growing taller, given sufficient discipline? Then I got pregnant and my body has not stopped changing on the yearly for the last decade+
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I feel like as a younger woman I did not get why adults were always buying new clothes. Could one not simply stay the same shape forever once one had stopped growing taller, given sufficient discipline? Then I got pregnant and my body has not stopped changing on the yearly for the last decade+
That seems too fancy. Like, cactus cooler or vernor's it ain't. I was thinking maybe it's Rachel's ginger beer but that kinda has the same issue
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
That seems too fancy. Like, cactus cooler or vernor's it ain't. I was thinking maybe it's Rachel's ginger beer but that kinda has the same issue
Genuinely what is Washington state's
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Genuinely what is Washington state's
I've honestly been shocked how little I've heard "Wannabe" by the spice girls. I genuinely thought that was gonna be a perennial tween jam
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I've honestly been shocked how little I've heard "Wannabe" by the spice girls. I genuinely thought that was gonna be a perennial tween jam
It sounds nasty but don't knock it till you've tried it
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It sounds nasty but don't knock it till you've tried it
I'll admit my actual reaction to this news was along the lines of "huh, what's the catch"
December 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'll admit my actual reaction to this news was along the lines of "huh, what's the catch"
Bruh this is Costco you gotta get 6 colonoscopies and 6 mammograms or no deal
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Bruh this is Costco you gotta get 6 colonoscopies and 6 mammograms or no deal
Oh man I forgot about leg stuck in crib!! So tragic but so funny
December 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Oh man I forgot about leg stuck in crib!! So tragic but so funny
Followed you for this beautiful post
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Followed you for this beautiful post
Same, I did it earlier this year and it was such a relief. SUCH a relief!! No more do I get the anxiety spike every time I read the word "measles"
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Same, I did it earlier this year and it was such a relief. SUCH a relief!! No more do I get the anxiety spike every time I read the word "measles"
It basically writes itself imo but I just want it to be on a screen instead of only in my genius brain
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It basically writes itself imo but I just want it to be on a screen instead of only in my genius brain
I mean maybe if it meant I could have a conversation with a bee. It's interesting to think about a conversation with another species, I get the appeal
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I mean maybe if it meant I could have a conversation with a bee. It's interesting to think about a conversation with another species, I get the appeal
The Daddy Issues administration strikes again
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The Daddy Issues administration strikes again
Spend some quality time on there after eating too many blaaaack cherry beignets
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Spend some quality time on there after eating too many blaaaack cherry beignets
This has been the case for at least twenty years in my experience
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This has been the case for at least twenty years in my experience
Steamy but ultimately fine
December 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Steamy but ultimately fine
Playing pgo before release was such a trip. I remember the moment I decided it was gonna be a huge hit
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Playing pgo before release was such a trip. I remember the moment I decided it was gonna be a huge hit
Wild to be able to hand any crony a get out of jail free card for use in perpetuity
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wild to be able to hand any crony a get out of jail free card for use in perpetuity