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Vernon Slursley

@tpot.bsky.social

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I won't stop 'til someone says "Welp...", slaps their knees, and goes to get up. Eat shit and live, Bill.

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Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Mar 11

I'm your problematic fave's problematic fave

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Feb 5

People also just don't understand how the vote actually works in this country. 3rd party voters didn't change the outcome and anyone looking to scold them is conveniently ignoring the electoral college so they can morally absolve themselves and stand on the sidelines.

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jan 31

Shut up, Ray Parker Jr. Bustin' actually makes some of us feel TERRIBLE

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jan 29

Wariozempic

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Nov 16

More like Joely Rogan Expire

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Nov 16

More like George Bish

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Sep 16

Peggin' Thee Stallion

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Aug 20

Me after eating 2 fiber gummies

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Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Aug 20

Reskeet with your mental state

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Aug 20

No honestly he's silent as the grave. He's always just kinda stared and grunted softly

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Aug 13

Do you guys ever just stop what you're doing and scream like Tom

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Aug 8

I'm such a hillpilled impossible taskmaxxing bouldercel

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Aug 3

not getting post on sundays

Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · Aug 3

If someone were to say of you, "They died doing what they loved," how did you die?

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Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 28

I think it's cool that McConnell shit his pants in front of everyone actually. Very alpha

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 27

don't talk to me until I've had my fluoride

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · Jul 26

31 years ago this extraordinary woman burned her career and life to the ground to speak out against a horrific, massive crime against children. And she was a hell of an artist. A blazing soul. RIP

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Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 26

In honor of Sinéad O'Connor's memory, here's Joe Pesci getting his greasy shit rocked by a child vigilante

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 26

Society wants you to refuse the load

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 26

bully my dog

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Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 26

I'm such a fool for missing "Sloppenheimer" even though it was right in front of my eyes.

Fuck, I gotta come up with something else... uhh... she Barb on my knarb, and imMattel everyone about it? Yeah?

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Aveta👾🇭🇹 @aliafonzy.blacksky.app · Jul 26

If you got a fat ass:

Have a beautiful day

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Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 26

repost with a banger pic of you

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 25

Do you think there's an audience for a "Songs To Get In A Car Accident To" playlist?

Like songs that either would or wouldn't be embarrassing to have playing as emergency responders come up to your car

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 25

girl dinner

Vernon Slursley @tpot.bsky.social · Jul 25

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