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When tractors splash through a puddle, they count it as having had a wash. #TractorFact
January 30, 2026 at 8:59 AM
When tractors splash through a puddle, they count it as having had a wash. #TractorFact
Tractors file their taxes three years in advance. #TractorFact
January 29, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Tractors file their taxes three years in advance. #TractorFact
Tractors stare at the stairs with 27 sets of eyes. #TractorFact
January 29, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Tractors stare at the stairs with 27 sets of eyes. #TractorFact
Tractors make sure to keep plenty of thyme in their clocks. #TractorFact
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Tractors make sure to keep plenty of thyme in their clocks. #TractorFact
Tractors use barbed wire as dental floss. #TractorFact
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Tractors use barbed wire as dental floss. #TractorFact
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Tractors always wear gloves when putting on their gloves. #TractorFact
January 27, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Tractors always wear gloves when putting on their gloves. #TractorFact
Tractors wash their cups in soapy diesel. #TractorFact
January 26, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Tractors wash their cups in soapy diesel. #TractorFact
Tractors label all of their food after they eat it. #TractorFact
January 25, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Tractors label all of their food after they eat it. #TractorFact
23% of all emails are about tractors. #TractorFact
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
23% of all emails are about tractors. #TractorFact
If a tractor leaves coins in their wallet long enough, they transform in to bank notes. #TractorFact
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 AM
If a tractor leaves coins in their wallet long enough, they transform in to bank notes. #TractorFact
Tractors fill their beanies with baked beans. #TractorFact
January 23, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Tractors fill their beanies with baked beans. #TractorFact
Tractors can smell a whole staircase in a single sitting. #TractorFact
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Tractors can smell a whole staircase in a single sitting. #TractorFact
Tractors upload all of their excess water to the cloud. #TractorFact
January 22, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Tractors upload all of their excess water to the cloud. #TractorFact
Tractors put pencils up their noses so you do not have to. #TractorFact
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 AM
Tractors put pencils up their noses so you do not have to. #TractorFact
All tractors share a single cup. #TractorFact
January 21, 2026 at 9:45 PM
All tractors share a single cup. #TractorFact
Since the 1930s, tractors have been naming themselves after popular characters from The Simpsons. #TractorFact
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Since the 1930s, tractors have been naming themselves after popular characters from The Simpsons. #TractorFact
Tractors hire a screwdriver to drive their screws when they are too tired to drive the screws themselves. #TractorFact
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Tractors hire a screwdriver to drive their screws when they are too tired to drive the screws themselves. #TractorFact
Tractors got their N64 games working on their C64. #TractorFact
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Tractors got their N64 games working on their C64. #TractorFact
Tractors are personally responsible for selling every vegetable they harvest. #TractorFact
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Tractors are personally responsible for selling every vegetable they harvest. #TractorFact
At night, tractors dress like bananas. #TractorFact
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 AM
At night, tractors dress like bananas. #TractorFact
Tractors add teabags to their diesel tanks to make the fuel taste better. #TractorFact
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Tractors add teabags to their diesel tanks to make the fuel taste better. #TractorFact
Tractors with tails tell the best tales. #TractorFact
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Tractors with tails tell the best tales. #TractorFact
Tractors are so interesting that you have to pay 10% every time you see one. #TractorFact
January 16, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Tractors are so interesting that you have to pay 10% every time you see one. #TractorFact