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Tractors like to play guitar, but they find the strings annoying. #TractorFact
January 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Tractors like to play guitar, but they find the strings annoying. #TractorFact
Tractors are very courteous and will rarely steal your burgers. #TractorFact
January 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Tractors are very courteous and will rarely steal your burgers. #TractorFact
Tractors provide a separate receipt for every grain of wheat they transport. #TractorFact
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Tractors provide a separate receipt for every grain of wheat they transport. #TractorFact
Tractors still use floppy disks, but it is because of the flavour and not the high storage capacities they offer. #TractorFact
January 9, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Tractors still use floppy disks, but it is because of the flavour and not the high storage capacities they offer. #TractorFact
Tractors have upgraded their Xbox 360 to an Xbox 361. #TractorFact
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Tractors have upgraded their Xbox 360 to an Xbox 361. #TractorFact
Tractors are working with giraffes to make a double-decker tractor, capable of harvesting even the tallest potatoes. #TractorFact
January 8, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Tractors are working with giraffes to make a double-decker tractor, capable of harvesting even the tallest potatoes. #TractorFact
Tractors grow a new bolt every month. #TractorFact
January 7, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Tractors grow a new bolt every month. #TractorFact
Tractors replaced the batteries in their TV's remote control with some glowing rocks and now they can watch alien programmes. #TractorFact
January 7, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Tractors replaced the batteries in their TV's remote control with some glowing rocks and now they can watch alien programmes. #TractorFact
Tractors keep confusing mathematics with magic, then casting spells with their calculators. #TractorFact
January 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Tractors keep confusing mathematics with magic, then casting spells with their calculators. #TractorFact
Tractors count their chickens before the eggs are even laid. #TractorFact
January 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Tractors count their chickens before the eggs are even laid. #TractorFact
Tractors wear old football shirts because they like the colours, not because they know anything about the sports or teams. #TractorFact
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Tractors wear old football shirts because they like the colours, not because they know anything about the sports or teams. #TractorFact
When tractors get married, they put a piston ring on their hand throttle. #TractorFact
January 4, 2026 at 9:39 PM
When tractors get married, they put a piston ring on their hand throttle. #TractorFact
When tractors' tyres go bald, they wear a wig on their wheels. #TractorFact
January 4, 2026 at 9:37 AM
When tractors' tyres go bald, they wear a wig on their wheels. #TractorFact
Tractors are confused by the very low numbers of tractors being shown on television. #TractorFact
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Tractors are confused by the very low numbers of tractors being shown on television. #TractorFact
Tractors have a different signature for each of their engine's cylinders. #TractorFact
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Tractors have a different signature for each of their engine's cylinders. #TractorFact
Tractors have sweet and sour business cards for people who can taste through their fingers. #TractorFact
January 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Tractors have sweet and sour business cards for people who can taste through their fingers. #TractorFact
Tractors have found a way to apply ABS to their headlights. #TractorFact
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Tractors have found a way to apply ABS to their headlights. #TractorFact
A tractor bought Microsoft in the 1970s, but quickly sold it back to Bill Gates because he refused to invent the PlayStation. #TractorFact
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
A tractor bought Microsoft in the 1970s, but quickly sold it back to Bill Gates because he refused to invent the PlayStation. #TractorFact
Most tractors joined us here in 2026 via a one-way time portal. #TractorFact
January 1, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Most tractors joined us here in 2026 via a one-way time portal. #TractorFact
Tractors can choose to stay in 2025 if they want to. #TractorFact
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tractors can choose to stay in 2025 if they want to. #TractorFact
Tractors are bred in captivity in order to keep farmers' costs down. #TractorFact
December 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Tractors are bred in captivity in order to keep farmers' costs down. #TractorFact
As of tomorrow, tractors will be able to store 720 MiB of data on each side. #TractorFact
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
As of tomorrow, tractors will be able to store 720 MiB of data on each side. #TractorFact
All tractors are shipped flat-packed and in a tube, directly from the factory. #TractorFact
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
All tractors are shipped flat-packed and in a tube, directly from the factory. #TractorFact