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· Oct 19
I've heard of edging, but it's been 2,000 years and Jesus hasn't been able to come again.
Theology is just fan fiction for people who hate character development. 😅
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Theology is just fan fiction for people who hate character development. 😅
Feel free to use this one today.
"Charlie Kirk? Sorry, I didn't keep up with Star Trek."
"Charlie Kirk? Sorry, I didn't keep up with Star Trek."
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Feel free to use this one today.
"Charlie Kirk? Sorry, I didn't keep up with Star Trek."
"Charlie Kirk? Sorry, I didn't keep up with Star Trek."
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I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I'm a little than normal, but here is your yearly reminder
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
Do not support Operation Christmas Child!
It's a terrible program that does far more harm than good.
If you want to do something that does good, find an organization and donate to it directionally.
Churches love to say "we are doing life together!"
...then get mad that you're polyamorous...
...then get mad that you're polyamorous...
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Churches love to say "we are doing life together!"
...then get mad that you're polyamorous...
...then get mad that you're polyamorous...
There's a lot to look forward to with MAGA crashing out...
But I'm so excited for the Mar A Lago face to go away.
But I'm so excited for the Mar A Lago face to go away.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There's a lot to look forward to with MAGA crashing out...
But I'm so excited for the Mar A Lago face to go away.
But I'm so excited for the Mar A Lago face to go away.
*Two weeks ago*
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I hope he shares a cell with Trump."
*Today*
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I just hope he doesn't share a cell with Trump."
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I hope he shares a cell with Trump."
*Today*
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I just hope he doesn't share a cell with Trump."
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
*Two weeks ago*
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I hope he shares a cell with Trump."
*Today*
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I just hope he doesn't share a cell with Trump."
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I hope he shares a cell with Trump."
*Today*
Them: "You know Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files, right?"
Me: "Yep, I just hope he doesn't share a cell with Trump."
So...
2016 made history by being the first election where both candidates had had sex with the same former president.
See! Trump's political career is one for the history books.
2016 made history by being the first election where both candidates had had sex with the same former president.
See! Trump's political career is one for the history books.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So...
2016 made history by being the first election where both candidates had had sex with the same former president.
See! Trump's political career is one for the history books.
2016 made history by being the first election where both candidates had had sex with the same former president.
See! Trump's political career is one for the history books.
This is going to be a controversial take...
But I think crystals are probably more legit than essential oils.
But I think crystals are probably more legit than essential oils.
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is going to be a controversial take...
But I think crystals are probably more legit than essential oils.
But I think crystals are probably more legit than essential oils.
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There's a lot of hate against trans people from a religion that worships a non-gendered deity who transitioned into a man.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's a lot of hate against trans people from a religion that worships a non-gendered deity who transitioned into a man.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
There's a lot of hate against trans people from a religion that worships a non-gendered deity who transitioned into a man.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
There's a lot of hate against trans people from a religion that worships a non-gendered deity who transitioned into a man.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
Being trans is so divine that their god decided to do it.
Mandani is going to win NYC tomorrow and then we'll take that energy to make @ruwaromman.bsky.social the next governor of Georgia.
Democrats can join in or get out of the way.
Democrats can join in or get out of the way.
November 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Mandani is going to win NYC tomorrow and then we'll take that energy to make @ruwaromman.bsky.social the next governor of Georgia.
Democrats can join in or get out of the way.
Democrats can join in or get out of the way.
I think the whole "Charlie Kirk isn't a Halloween costume" is the closest conservatives have ever gotten to understanding why appropriated costumes are morally wrong.
October 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I think the whole "Charlie Kirk isn't a Halloween costume" is the closest conservatives have ever gotten to understanding why appropriated costumes are morally wrong.
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We promised to campaign the way we want to govern.
That’s why we’re launching a statewide food drive to support the 1.4 million Georgians losing SNAP benefits during the shutdown.
Find a drop-off near you: bit.ly/gafoodbankmap 🧵
That’s why we’re launching a statewide food drive to support the 1.4 million Georgians losing SNAP benefits during the shutdown.
Find a drop-off near you: bit.ly/gafoodbankmap 🧵
October 29, 2025 at 10:01 AM
We promised to campaign the way we want to govern.
That’s why we’re launching a statewide food drive to support the 1.4 million Georgians losing SNAP benefits during the shutdown.
Find a drop-off near you: bit.ly/gafoodbankmap 🧵
That’s why we’re launching a statewide food drive to support the 1.4 million Georgians losing SNAP benefits during the shutdown.
Find a drop-off near you: bit.ly/gafoodbankmap 🧵
"The Bible never advocates for forced redistribution of wealth"
My simp in Christ. The Year of Jubilee was literally forced redistribution of wealth. It's also what Jesus said he came to proclaim.
My simp in Christ. The Year of Jubilee was literally forced redistribution of wealth. It's also what Jesus said he came to proclaim.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"The Bible never advocates for forced redistribution of wealth"
My simp in Christ. The Year of Jubilee was literally forced redistribution of wealth. It's also what Jesus said he came to proclaim.
My simp in Christ. The Year of Jubilee was literally forced redistribution of wealth. It's also what Jesus said he came to proclaim.
I know Shien is an unethical place to get clothes. But the ones I've found at the thrift store look amazing on me.
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I know Shien is an unethical place to get clothes. But the ones I've found at the thrift store look amazing on me.
Apparently, is insensitive to call the new family cookbook "Volume 2 - The Updated Family Edition."
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Apparently, is insensitive to call the new family cookbook "Volume 2 - The Updated Family Edition."
I'm sorry everyone...
When I filled out the details of my book, I marked the subject as "Bible - Other." So any time someone buys my book, it actually counts as another Bible sold.
Clearly this is on me.
When I filled out the details of my book, I marked the subject as "Bible - Other." So any time someone buys my book, it actually counts as another Bible sold.
Clearly this is on me.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm sorry everyone...
When I filled out the details of my book, I marked the subject as "Bible - Other." So any time someone buys my book, it actually counts as another Bible sold.
Clearly this is on me.
When I filled out the details of my book, I marked the subject as "Bible - Other." So any time someone buys my book, it actually counts as another Bible sold.
Clearly this is on me.
Deborah: Lesbian or Destroyer of Patriarchy
Or Both. Both is Good.
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October 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus asks the five thousand if they finished job training before feeding them.
The other is when He asked the townspeople if they had Aetna or Blue Cross before healing them to see if He was in network.
After all, America is a Christian nation…right?
The other is when He asked the townspeople if they had Aetna or Blue Cross before healing them to see if He was in network.
After all, America is a Christian nation…right?
October 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My favorite Bible story is the one where Jesus asks the five thousand if they finished job training before feeding them.
The other is when He asked the townspeople if they had Aetna or Blue Cross before healing them to see if He was in network.
After all, America is a Christian nation…right?
The other is when He asked the townspeople if they had Aetna or Blue Cross before healing them to see if He was in network.
After all, America is a Christian nation…right?
Me too @toriglass.bsky.social "WHY AREN'T YOU HEATHENING RIGHT?'
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Me too @toriglass.bsky.social "WHY AREN'T YOU HEATHENING RIGHT?'
I can't be straightphobic.
Some of my closest friends used to be straight.
Some of my closest friends used to be straight.
October 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I can't be straightphobic.
Some of my closest friends used to be straight.
Some of my closest friends used to be straight.
I just don't think I could date a pre-op cis man. 🤷♀️
October 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I just don't think I could date a pre-op cis man. 🤷♀️
So... As we get closer to the Epstein files being voted on, who is the administration going to unalive next to distract from it?
October 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
So... As we get closer to the Epstein files being voted on, who is the administration going to unalive next to distract from it?
‼️PSA‼️:
Due to the ongoing government shutdown, your VA benefits from your time in the Lord's Army may be delayed.
If you have any questions, please contact your local VA office, but please be ready to provide proof of service during The War on Christmas.
Due to the ongoing government shutdown, your VA benefits from your time in the Lord's Army may be delayed.
If you have any questions, please contact your local VA office, but please be ready to provide proof of service during The War on Christmas.
October 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
‼️PSA‼️:
Due to the ongoing government shutdown, your VA benefits from your time in the Lord's Army may be delayed.
If you have any questions, please contact your local VA office, but please be ready to provide proof of service during The War on Christmas.
Due to the ongoing government shutdown, your VA benefits from your time in the Lord's Army may be delayed.
If you have any questions, please contact your local VA office, but please be ready to provide proof of service during The War on Christmas.