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Ernst
@trashtulpa.bsky.social
34 | he/him | Self actualized disaster and professional sleepy bitch.
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Crayons just don't taste as good as they used to. :/
Being able to eventually invert the map whenever you wanted was a lot of fun in Bloodstained: RotN.
December 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Getting you to eat the one day blinding stew by telling you it's what Himmel the Hero would have done.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hi! My name's T and this ain't a waist trainer, bitch. It's a back brace; I got scoliosis.
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sometimes I feel like I talk about food a lot. Especially for someone that usually only eats one meal a day.
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Having matter manipulation powers and only ever using it to get myself stuffed crust pizza and iced coffee.
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
There really are things in short form content that will rot your brain, but those videos where people feed their beetles jelly cubes... the good chemicals have been activated. My curiosity is piqued. Brain wheels turning.
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Whoa, dude. It was just a joke. Don't lose your teeth over it.
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I say that I hate breakfast for dinner and then I do things like eat breakfast foods for lunch/dinner.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Having this for lunch and omg. Really hitting the spot.
Anyone else ever crave a fried egg sandwich?
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I can't believe my day has started with a discussion about the color coding of milk types.
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Saw someone say that 10AM isn't early. I disagree and think that 10AM shouldn't exist.
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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look at my little snug bug
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Brother and sister in a garden being happy (commission)
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's the Divageddon, y'all!
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
There's no way this guy got today's wordle in two guesses after only getting on letter correct. I'm calling shenanigans. He has clearly defiled the discord server's wordle streak. And if I had proof I would suggest the death penalty as punishment.
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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yuri between a sentient cursed sword and a possessed suit of armor
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Buying a tiny therapy couch to sit your dolls and figures on so that you can play therapist.
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anyone else ever crave a fried egg sandwich?
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Speaking of gaming. It's a shame that I got really into Dragon's Dogma, got hit in the face by depression, and then fell right into an X-Files hole after that.

It might be like a week before I'm back to angrily shaking my fist at goblins.
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Being easily distracted while on the PC is also why I never got too far into EOIII. And I'm kind of in love with a lot about that game series.
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This is why I need to get emulation set up on my steam deck. Surely isolating myself in my bed away from other distractions would keep me interested.
I remember trying to play The Dark Spire and finding the aesthetic and stuff really cool, but lost interest quickly because I was emulating and had a million other things to do on my PC to distract me from it.
December 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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doodling weird couple..... #otasune
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My body is begging for a nap, but I don't want to.
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM