Travis Souders
@travissouders.bsky.social
I can’t dance but I like a beat
Jason Garrett just said “acrosst” on national television
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Jason Garrett just said “acrosst” on national television
Three island games on network TV. The weary world was not meant to see this many horrific cop show commercials
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Three island games on network TV. The weary world was not meant to see this many horrific cop show commercials
The Lions are one of those teams that feels like a deep and prolific offense and then ARSB gets hurt and Goff gets pressured and you’re like oh, right, they might not score 10 today
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Lions are one of those teams that feels like a deep and prolific offense and then ARSB gets hurt and Goff gets pressured and you’re like oh, right, they might not score 10 today
Jordan Love being at 15 TD/3 INT through 12 weeks is the mark of a football-hating coward’s offense
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Jordan Love being at 15 TD/3 INT through 12 weeks is the mark of a football-hating coward’s offense
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I live on a *good* coast, where kickoff is 10 a.m.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I live on a *good* coast, where kickoff is 10 a.m.
Anthony Rendon is an icon. The absolute best “good work if you can get it” this side of Chris Davis
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anthony Rendon is an icon. The absolute best “good work if you can get it” this side of Chris Davis
Read the room man
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Read the room man
I don’t care if still having a Facebook makes me old. I’ll never leave Marketplace
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I don’t care if still having a Facebook makes me old. I’ll never leave Marketplace
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Just finished The Wager, by David Grann. Confirms some priors (the ocean is dangerous; British imperialists are assholes, namely), but also just astonishing and dogged historical archiving and nonfiction writing. Pretty incredible story. Wouldn’t be shocked if it’s someone’s screenplay before long
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Just finished The Wager, by David Grann. Confirms some priors (the ocean is dangerous; British imperialists are assholes, namely), but also just astonishing and dogged historical archiving and nonfiction writing. Pretty incredible story. Wouldn’t be shocked if it’s someone’s screenplay before long
Nobody is ready for the funniest possible outcome: What if Max Brosmer is even worse, and even more annoying
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Nobody is ready for the funniest possible outcome: What if Max Brosmer is even worse, and even more annoying
JJ McCarthy has way too much shit going on for being as bad as he is at football. The war paint, the broccoli cut, the nickname. The NFL should make it be like the 2K games where you have to reach a certain skill level to unlock cosmetics
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
JJ McCarthy has way too much shit going on for being as bad as he is at football. The war paint, the broccoli cut, the nickname. The NFL should make it be like the 2K games where you have to reach a certain skill level to unlock cosmetics
“Other-than-that-Mrs.-Lincoln” first half for the Bucs
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Other-than-that-Mrs.-Lincoln” first half for the Bucs
Matthew Stafford will be the HOFer with the highest percentage of his yards coming from TE screens
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Matthew Stafford will be the HOFer with the highest percentage of his yards coming from TE screens
Davante Adams, LA Ram
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Davante Adams, LA Ram
Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes combining for fewer points than Caleb Williams >>>>
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Jared Goff and Patrick Mahomes combining for fewer points than Caleb Williams >>>>
The Chiefs are the rare fraudulent 5-5 team
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The Chiefs are the rare fraudulent 5-5 team
The Chiefs don’t get every single flag anymore
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The Chiefs don’t get every single flag anymore
This guy literally made a documentary about himself in which he explained that the most important, singular driving force in his career is that he proves he’s tough so that he can spite someone who said he wasn’t when he was like 15 or so. He was never playing today
Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers has been pushing to play against the Bears, but in the end, it was too quick, per me and @tompelissero.bsky.social.
Rodgers should play next week, but the turnaround was just too quick. Mason Rudolph starts against the Bears.
Rodgers should play next week, but the turnaround was just too quick. Mason Rudolph starts against the Bears.
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This guy literally made a documentary about himself in which he explained that the most important, singular driving force in his career is that he proves he’s tough so that he can spite someone who said he wasn’t when he was like 15 or so. He was never playing today
Ladies and gentlemen: the San Jose Sharks are Not A Complete Embarrassment™️
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ladies and gentlemen: the San Jose Sharks are Not A Complete Embarrassment™️
This time of the sports year is so funny. The peak of the sports chatter right now is a backup quarterback with two last names winning on TNF and then you get a notification that’s also like “oh Tyrese Maxey scored 54 points tonight btw”
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This time of the sports year is so funny. The peak of the sports chatter right now is a backup quarterback with two last names winning on TNF and then you get a notification that’s also like “oh Tyrese Maxey scored 54 points tonight btw”