Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
@trepverter.bsky.social
i design stuff you're probably wearing.
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
Pinned
Hot piss melts ice so remember to urinate on your local ICE agent.
As a denim designer, I reserve the right to openly discriminate against people who prefer super light wash jeans. Don't try to defend yourselves.
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
As a denim designer, I reserve the right to openly discriminate against people who prefer super light wash jeans. Don't try to defend yourselves.
I've watched a lot of horror movies & very rarely have i ever had to look away for an entire scene but I just put on THE UGLY STEPSISTER & if you know what Freud said about the uncanny then you'll know when I squealed & hid under a blanket. I need a cigarette.
January 29, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I've watched a lot of horror movies & very rarely have i ever had to look away for an entire scene but I just put on THE UGLY STEPSISTER & if you know what Freud said about the uncanny then you'll know when I squealed & hid under a blanket. I need a cigarette.
imagine dating someone whose ringtone is "fanfare for the common man"; nothing could be more revulsive except --maybe -- "bad touch" by the bloodhound gang
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 AM
imagine dating someone whose ringtone is "fanfare for the common man"; nothing could be more revulsive except --maybe -- "bad touch" by the bloodhound gang
My writing was described as too indulgent with cleverness and while I know that's supposed to be an insult, I'm not angry about it. I've eaten six dozen raw oysters on a date; of fucking course I'm indulgent!! Get the large seafood tower for one. Live a little, live a lot, you're gonna die anyway.
January 29, 2026 at 12:44 AM
My writing was described as too indulgent with cleverness and while I know that's supposed to be an insult, I'm not angry about it. I've eaten six dozen raw oysters on a date; of fucking course I'm indulgent!! Get the large seafood tower for one. Live a little, live a lot, you're gonna die anyway.
Hot piss melts ice so remember to urinate on your local ICE agent.
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Hot piss melts ice so remember to urinate on your local ICE agent.
for dinner tonight, I think I'll make sanuki udon with clams, enoki mushrooms & a simple mushroom broth with a bit of mirin, butter. it's simple, clean, slurpy - my kinda vibes.
January 28, 2026 at 9:28 PM
for dinner tonight, I think I'll make sanuki udon with clams, enoki mushrooms & a simple mushroom broth with a bit of mirin, butter. it's simple, clean, slurpy - my kinda vibes.
it's been a year since I let alcohol go & while I do miss the simple joy that is a charcuterie plate combined with a glass of montepulciano, I do not miss hangovers & confusion. I'll consider that a win - look at how far I've come. I should be dead. clarity is the best gift you can give yourself.
January 28, 2026 at 8:16 PM
it's been a year since I let alcohol go & while I do miss the simple joy that is a charcuterie plate combined with a glass of montepulciano, I do not miss hangovers & confusion. I'll consider that a win - look at how far I've come. I should be dead. clarity is the best gift you can give yourself.
when a man described the most delicious dumplings he'd ever had as having "a subtle shrimp flavor" I knew the guy 1. did not like seafood and 2. definitely did not eat pussy but I fucked him anyway
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
when a man described the most delicious dumplings he'd ever had as having "a subtle shrimp flavor" I knew the guy 1. did not like seafood and 2. definitely did not eat pussy but I fucked him anyway
I'm way too excited to be making king oyster mushroom bacon, I swear to god - get a fucking life, lady
January 28, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I'm way too excited to be making king oyster mushroom bacon, I swear to god - get a fucking life, lady
That little Bovino goon looks like an elf on the shelf in military fatigues.
January 27, 2026 at 6:24 PM
That little Bovino goon looks like an elf on the shelf in military fatigues.
one for goal for 2026 is to always have the ingredients to make liangpi at home (using wide flat rice noodles, because I'm not making my own cold skin ones) - ever since I tried it, I cannot stop thinking about how it hits every flavor note I love: nutty, garlicky, tangy, spicy, savory, umami.
January 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
one for goal for 2026 is to always have the ingredients to make liangpi at home (using wide flat rice noodles, because I'm not making my own cold skin ones) - ever since I tried it, I cannot stop thinking about how it hits every flavor note I love: nutty, garlicky, tangy, spicy, savory, umami.
If you've ever doubted my ability to read people, let me tell you about the time I told my Lyft driver he was obviously a drummer in a band and was probably from Orange County. The way he gaped at me. The leather cord double wrapped around his wrist told me everything i needed to know.
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 AM
If you've ever doubted my ability to read people, let me tell you about the time I told my Lyft driver he was obviously a drummer in a band and was probably from Orange County. The way he gaped at me. The leather cord double wrapped around his wrist told me everything i needed to know.
I've aged into some kind of person that listens to Nathaniel Rateliff. It sounds like I'm back in New Orleans, maybe way too drunk and flirting with someone who is not my boyfriend but he is flirting back. Maybe he kisses me, hands me a plastic shark as a joke afterwards.
I still have the shark.
I still have the shark.
January 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I've aged into some kind of person that listens to Nathaniel Rateliff. It sounds like I'm back in New Orleans, maybe way too drunk and flirting with someone who is not my boyfriend but he is flirting back. Maybe he kisses me, hands me a plastic shark as a joke afterwards.
I still have the shark.
I still have the shark.
Learning how to reconnect and be a compassionate person means, to me, anyway, saying the kind and supportive things I always needed and wanted to hear from my loved ones, so I give that freely now. It oddly makes me feel better too so if everyone wins, it's the best game to play.
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Learning how to reconnect and be a compassionate person means, to me, anyway, saying the kind and supportive things I always needed and wanted to hear from my loved ones, so I give that freely now. It oddly makes me feel better too so if everyone wins, it's the best game to play.
What a lovely night with my beautiful friends! I taught my friends to fold dumplings, making two different fillings (tofu/kimchi & Napa/tofu/carrot/celery/shiitake) served boiled & pan fried. So many laughs! Dogs barked, cats skittered. Bellies were filled, hearts are full.
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 AM
What a lovely night with my beautiful friends! I taught my friends to fold dumplings, making two different fillings (tofu/kimchi & Napa/tofu/carrot/celery/shiitake) served boiled & pan fried. So many laughs! Dogs barked, cats skittered. Bellies were filled, hearts are full.
now they're killing white men with traffic tickets so Tim Pool is not OK with that, got it
January 24, 2026 at 9:47 PM
now they're killing white men with traffic tickets so Tim Pool is not OK with that, got it
If you're an adult who wants to woo someone that has expressed apprehension with this concept, simply texting them "hi" well work wonders, especially if you like not being responded to, or being blocked.
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
If you're an adult who wants to woo someone that has expressed apprehension with this concept, simply texting them "hi" well work wonders, especially if you like not being responded to, or being blocked.
If I had known that would be my last meal with my mother, I would not have rebuffed her suggestion of ordering the fried oysters. I, not realizing the paucity of time that we had left, shook my head and declared the periwinkles enough seafood considering the other dishes we'd selected.
January 23, 2026 at 10:50 AM
If I had known that would be my last meal with my mother, I would not have rebuffed her suggestion of ordering the fried oysters. I, not realizing the paucity of time that we had left, shook my head and declared the periwinkles enough seafood considering the other dishes we'd selected.
I'm about 20 minutes into WAKE UP DEAD MAN & all I can think about that dude is he's a real life Alfredo Linguini.
January 23, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I'm about 20 minutes into WAKE UP DEAD MAN & all I can think about that dude is he's a real life Alfredo Linguini.
New profile pic: gosh I was adorable
January 23, 2026 at 5:25 AM
New profile pic: gosh I was adorable
You know who has a lovely voice? Josh English from Six Going on Seven. It's so smooth, like the inside of a puppy ear
January 23, 2026 at 5:22 AM
You know who has a lovely voice? Josh English from Six Going on Seven. It's so smooth, like the inside of a puppy ear
I dreamed last night that I was playing my drum kit so I guess I should make the easiest of nightmares come true for my neighbors.
January 23, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I dreamed last night that I was playing my drum kit so I guess I should make the easiest of nightmares come true for my neighbors.
Debating cooking mushroom stroganoff with egg noodles or beans and beans with rigatoni.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Debating cooking mushroom stroganoff with egg noodles or beans and beans with rigatoni.
Um I am out on my balcony having a cig and I'm fairly certain I can hear my neighbor upstairs jerking off. It's either that or a toddler with very bad rhythm is playing pattycake alone.
January 22, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Um I am out on my balcony having a cig and I'm fairly certain I can hear my neighbor upstairs jerking off. It's either that or a toddler with very bad rhythm is playing pattycake alone.
Why don't I ever meet any British accented parrots who speak Spanish??
A Parrot Named Nigel With A British Accent Went Missing. It Showed Up Four Years Later, Talking Spanish.
Nigel, aka Morgan, went on quite the adventure.
www.iflscience.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Why don't I ever meet any British accented parrots who speak Spanish??