Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
@trepverter.bsky.social
i design stuff you're probably wearing.
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.
Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers
8647
she/her
Pinned
maybe you just want to know you're enough.
isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?
you should know you're enough.
isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?
you should know you're enough.
tomorrow's culinary adventure will involve tofu schnitzel (but using east asian flavors & furikake in the breading) & then some kind of spaetzle (maybe mushroom & cheese) and a steamed green, probably broccoli.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
tomorrow's culinary adventure will involve tofu schnitzel (but using east asian flavors & furikake in the breading) & then some kind of spaetzle (maybe mushroom & cheese) and a steamed green, probably broccoli.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
cooking is bringing me joy again & I need to lean into this since I've not been eating.
building within myself the home I never had is the greatest gift I could ever give me, and I bought myself an Hermes watch for my 35th birthday
November 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
building within myself the home I never had is the greatest gift I could ever give me, and I bought myself an Hermes watch for my 35th birthday
no knead bread dough is proofing: round 2
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
no knead bread dough is proofing: round 2
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
if this batch doesn't work I will give up attempting bread & stick to box mix brownies & whatever shit I used to make Cooper back in the day when we were sugar hounding (carrot cake cupcakes w/ cream cheese filling)
I guess I only make breakfast nowadays since it's the only meal I can actually rustle up the drive to prepare before devolving into a snack machine. today I am preparing:
- roasted salmon filets with dijon/dill/lemon
- creamed spinach
- cauliflower puree
- roasted salmon filets with dijon/dill/lemon
- creamed spinach
- cauliflower puree
November 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I guess I only make breakfast nowadays since it's the only meal I can actually rustle up the drive to prepare before devolving into a snack machine. today I am preparing:
- roasted salmon filets with dijon/dill/lemon
- creamed spinach
- cauliflower puree
- roasted salmon filets with dijon/dill/lemon
- creamed spinach
- cauliflower puree
just described someone as "an emotional cicada that escapes once a year to do a half assed mating dance before scurrying back to his doom cocoon"
I cannot believe I tried to mate with that
I cannot believe I tried to mate with that
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
just described someone as "an emotional cicada that escapes once a year to do a half assed mating dance before scurrying back to his doom cocoon"
I cannot believe I tried to mate with that
I cannot believe I tried to mate with that
LOL remember when I was dating Barrett Brown, because that was a wild two week experience. I forgot all about him until he was name checked on an episode of HOUSE OF CARDS in S2 & I was like "I have the scars to prove this date" to the guy I was watching it with, which was probably a bad idea
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
LOL remember when I was dating Barrett Brown, because that was a wild two week experience. I forgot all about him until he was name checked on an episode of HOUSE OF CARDS in S2 & I was like "I have the scars to prove this date" to the guy I was watching it with, which was probably a bad idea
apparently I've been instinctively doing jungian shadow work which I guess means I'm even smarter than I thought
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
apparently I've been instinctively doing jungian shadow work which I guess means I'm even smarter than I thought
I gotta say, gratitude is great; it's exceptional, esp when you realize that you've cultivated beautiful friendships with wonderful people over the years & they continue to yield fruits, laughter & love.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I gotta say, gratitude is great; it's exceptional, esp when you realize that you've cultivated beautiful friendships with wonderful people over the years & they continue to yield fruits, laughter & love.
I finally got around to making the no knead bread dough & it's proofing to the point where I fear it's becoming sentient & will come for me & my family
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I finally got around to making the no knead bread dough & it's proofing to the point where I fear it's becoming sentient & will come for me & my family
help, I've somehow wound down the rabbit hole of "psychosexual alchemy" & now I'm worried I might have sex with Sting if I keep this bullshit up
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
help, I've somehow wound down the rabbit hole of "psychosexual alchemy" & now I'm worried I might have sex with Sting if I keep this bullshit up
I just want to say what nice human beings the bouncing souls are; I haven't seen them in 20+ years but they were always the kindest, most fun, respectful people (now that the OG drummer is gone)
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I just want to say what nice human beings the bouncing souls are; I haven't seen them in 20+ years but they were always the kindest, most fun, respectful people (now that the OG drummer is gone)
Waking up to men texting about wanting to fuck me is actually really annoying
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Waking up to men texting about wanting to fuck me is actually really annoying
I like to think my singing voice sounds like the lead singer from material issue
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I like to think my singing voice sounds like the lead singer from material issue
Swervedriver still fucking hits, especially in the rain
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Swervedriver still fucking hits, especially in the rain
nobody else is me & while that's probably the greatest gift for the rest of mankind, I'm actually really bummed because I never did have an imaginary friend
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
nobody else is me & while that's probably the greatest gift for the rest of mankind, I'm actually really bummed because I never did have an imaginary friend
I spent 12 years denying a huge part of me to convince myself that I didn't need that so I could survive & sleep with the choices I made & now I get to undo all that damage in five weeks so excuse me if I'm a little wobbly but self-reclamation is a real doozy.
I listen to my bones for answers.
I listen to my bones for answers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I spent 12 years denying a huge part of me to convince myself that I didn't need that so I could survive & sleep with the choices I made & now I get to undo all that damage in five weeks so excuse me if I'm a little wobbly but self-reclamation is a real doozy.
I listen to my bones for answers.
I listen to my bones for answers.
"bad scene, everyone's fault" is a perfect song to describe your late 20s if you ever fucked a bike messenger
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"bad scene, everyone's fault" is a perfect song to describe your late 20s if you ever fucked a bike messenger
Listening to Afghan Whigs is not helping me not want to have sex with assholes
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Listening to Afghan Whigs is not helping me not want to have sex with assholes
Listen to the stone roses today.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Listen to the stone roses today.
I am smart enough to know this boredom is often the root cause of my mischief & mayhem so I will sit on my hands (sometimes, literally) to avoid creating havoc simply to have something to observe.
god it's so boring though
god it's so boring though
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I am smart enough to know this boredom is often the root cause of my mischief & mayhem so I will sit on my hands (sometimes, literally) to avoid creating havoc simply to have something to observe.
god it's so boring though
god it's so boring though
tonnato has been prepped & is now resting in the fridge; I added three Calabrian chilies because why the fuck not? this will go with medium boiled eggs, boiled potatoes, red bell peppers & mixed greens. I really should bake bread tomorrow to up the peasant factor.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
tonnato has been prepped & is now resting in the fridge; I added three Calabrian chilies because why the fuck not? this will go with medium boiled eggs, boiled potatoes, red bell peppers & mixed greens. I really should bake bread tomorrow to up the peasant factor.
I have boned enough musicians to create "super bands" which is really funny if you imagine the combinations. Maybe I will make this a game at my birthday dinner, like bingo
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I have boned enough musicians to create "super bands" which is really funny if you imagine the combinations. Maybe I will make this a game at my birthday dinner, like bingo
I am so bored I could fuck someone
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I am so bored I could fuck someone
Rush's WORKING MAN sounds like what a female orgasm feels like.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Rush's WORKING MAN sounds like what a female orgasm feels like.
I was stoned & eating pistachios when DON'T FEAR THE REAPER came on & oh my god, it was the most perfect moment of my life
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I was stoned & eating pistachios when DON'T FEAR THE REAPER came on & oh my god, it was the most perfect moment of my life