Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
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trepverter.bsky.social
Pukey Suzuki (fka Jolie Laide)
@trepverter.bsky.social
i design stuff you're probably wearing.
food, sex & poker: not necessarily in that order.

Fuck racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, islamophobia, anti-semitism, billionaires, ICE, the police, fascism, bootlickers

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she/her
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maybe you just want to know you're enough.

isn't that what we all want to be? not you wearing a tutu or you dressed as a dinosaur or you on a 50 foot ladder; just you, naked, vulnerable, honest, open, raw?

you should know you're enough.
just described someone as "an emotional cicada that escapes once a year to do a half assed mating dance before scurrying back to his doom cocoon"

I cannot believe I tried to mate with that
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
LOL remember when I was dating Barrett Brown, because that was a wild two week experience. I forgot all about him until he was name checked on an episode of HOUSE OF CARDS in S2 & I was like "I have the scars to prove this date" to the guy I was watching it with, which was probably a bad idea
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
apparently I've been instinctively doing jungian shadow work which I guess means I'm even smarter than I thought
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I gotta say, gratitude is great; it's exceptional, esp when you realize that you've cultivated beautiful friendships with wonderful people over the years & they continue to yield fruits, laughter & love.
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I finally got around to making the no knead bread dough & it's proofing to the point where I fear it's becoming sentient & will come for me & my family
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
help, I've somehow wound down the rabbit hole of "psychosexual alchemy" & now I'm worried I might have sex with Sting if I keep this bullshit up
November 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I just want to say what nice human beings the bouncing souls are; I haven't seen them in 20+ years but they were always the kindest, most fun, respectful people (now that the OG drummer is gone)
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Waking up to men texting about wanting to fuck me is actually really annoying
November 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I like to think my singing voice sounds like the lead singer from material issue
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Swervedriver still fucking hits, especially in the rain
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
nobody else is me & while that's probably the greatest gift for the rest of mankind, I'm actually really bummed because I never did have an imaginary friend
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I spent 12 years denying a huge part of me to convince myself that I didn't need that so I could survive & sleep with the choices I made & now I get to undo all that damage in five weeks so excuse me if I'm a little wobbly but self-reclamation is a real doozy.

I listen to my bones for answers.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"bad scene, everyone's fault" is a perfect song to describe your late 20s if you ever fucked a bike messenger
November 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Listening to Afghan Whigs is not helping me not want to have sex with assholes
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Listen to the stone roses today.
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I am smart enough to know this boredom is often the root cause of my mischief & mayhem so I will sit on my hands (sometimes, literally) to avoid creating havoc simply to have something to observe.

god it's so boring though
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
tonnato has been prepped & is now resting in the fridge; I added three Calabrian chilies because why the fuck not? this will go with medium boiled eggs, boiled potatoes, red bell peppers & mixed greens. I really should bake bread tomorrow to up the peasant factor.
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have boned enough musicians to create "super bands" which is really funny if you imagine the combinations. Maybe I will make this a game at my birthday dinner, like bingo
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am so bored I could fuck someone
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Rush's WORKING MAN sounds like what a female orgasm feels like.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I was stoned & eating pistachios when DON'T FEAR THE REAPER came on & oh my god, it was the most perfect moment of my life
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 AM
good morning! for breakfast today I am preparing a nine egg frittata with wilted baby spinach, red bell pepper, sautéed baby Bella mushrooms & lots of parmesan. it's been awhile since I've made myself a big ole beautiful meal full of color & nutrition.
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the thing about quitting drinking is that once your receptors adjust & you're done numbing yourself to reality & you can suddenly feel again, everything is so much more intense. the joys are so gorgeously bright, but so is the sadness.

I would rather taste in full than be muted.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It's raining again in Los Angeles so why not listen to Texas is the Reason
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Are we all reduced to algorithms, stripped of humanity, compassion & flatulence?
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM