The cat in enjoying the Xmas tree 🎄 😲 🤷♀️
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The cat in enjoying the Xmas tree 🎄 😲 🤷♀️
Reposted by Très Kewl
"Turns out you can have it all. So long as you're prepared to be a c…t to the women who birth your kids, school your offspring and wipe the arse of your elderly parents while you stand on their shoulders to earn your six-figure, taxpayer-funded pay packet,” Vance wrote. #nzpol
Headline-grabbing quote named best of the year
The winning quote’s power lies in its purpose, say judges for the 2025 Massey University Quote of the Year.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Turns out you can have it all. So long as you're prepared to be a c…t to the women who birth your kids, school your offspring and wipe the arse of your elderly parents while you stand on their shoulders to earn your six-figure, taxpayer-funded pay packet,” Vance wrote. #nzpol
Mr21 just told me my twitter name “it’s on your phone”
And he found a box of LoomBands in his wardrobe!
😲😲
And he found a box of LoomBands in his wardrobe!
😲😲
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Mr21 just told me my twitter name “it’s on your phone”
And he found a box of LoomBands in his wardrobe!
😲😲
And he found a box of LoomBands in his wardrobe!
😲😲
Reposted by Très Kewl
I want to say the same thing. Thanks to all the elves for organising and keeping the wheels turning
And to all the Santa’s taking part. It’s been a good one
#secretsantaAoNZ
#MerryXmas
And to all the Santa’s taking part. It’s been a good one
#secretsantaAoNZ
#MerryXmas
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I want to say the same thing. Thanks to all the elves for organising and keeping the wheels turning
And to all the Santa’s taking part. It’s been a good one
#secretsantaAoNZ
#MerryXmas
And to all the Santa’s taking part. It’s been a good one
#secretsantaAoNZ
#MerryXmas
Overheard
“There is no grass, we’re in the city, mate”
*mother to primary aged boy 🤩
“There is no grass, we’re in the city, mate”
*mother to primary aged boy 🤩
December 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Overheard
“There is no grass, we’re in the city, mate”
*mother to primary aged boy 🤩
“There is no grass, we’re in the city, mate”
*mother to primary aged boy 🤩
December 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ooh parcel arrived
Thank you secret santa
Excitement building!
Thank you secret santa
Excitement building!
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Ooh parcel arrived
Thank you secret santa
Excitement building!
Thank you secret santa
Excitement building!
Watching DownCemetaryRoad on appletv
Such a good show. Love Emma Thompson and her character
Such a good show. Love Emma Thompson and her character
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Watching DownCemetaryRoad on appletv
Such a good show. Love Emma Thompson and her character
Such a good show. Love Emma Thompson and her character
Sitting in a cafe overhearing a person’s phone convo on speaker 🤷♀️
December 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sitting in a cafe overhearing a person’s phone convo on speaker 🤷♀️
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
First apricot of the season. Mwah 😙 Beautiful 😋
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First apricot of the season. Mwah 😙 Beautiful 😋
Calling a by-election would be a big deal but might be necessary
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
Did NZ’s most brazen electoral fraud just take place in Papatoetoe?
In court, they opened up 53 wrongfully cast ballots. Fifty of them had gone to the winning side.
thespinoff.co.nz
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Calling a by-election would be a big deal but might be necessary
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
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it may help to hear that GM's estate donates all royalties from the song to charity every year.
If you go to Whamhalla for any reason, pop it on streaming repeat and just let it play on mute ;)
If you go to Whamhalla for any reason, pop it on streaming repeat and just let it play on mute ;)
WHAMAGEDDON
Avoid 'Last Christmas'. Join the fun. Last until Christmas. Become the envy of your friends and family. Enjoy being a Christmas grinch.
whamageddon.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
it may help to hear that GM's estate donates all royalties from the song to charity every year.
If you go to Whamhalla for any reason, pop it on streaming repeat and just let it play on mute ;)
If you go to Whamhalla for any reason, pop it on streaming repeat and just let it play on mute ;)
Does whamaggedon count when it’s played beautifully by an enthusiastic young man on a grand piano in the mall?
Quite a crown had gathered on the upper level 🎹 🎵 🤩
Quite a crown had gathered on the upper level 🎹 🎵 🤩
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Does whamaggedon count when it’s played beautifully by an enthusiastic young man on a grand piano in the mall?
Quite a crown had gathered on the upper level 🎹 🎵 🤩
Quite a crown had gathered on the upper level 🎹 🎵 🤩
It’s more that I’ll have these two weeks in Jan and you have those two weeks and we’ll all be back together in Feb 🤷♀️
"After seeing this week’s reports, Olsen took a look at the numbers. These showed a minimal change in economic activity over the summer period, he said." www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
NZ does do the summer break differently - and there are some fair reasons for that
The make up of New Zealand’s economic activity may shift temporarily over the Christmas/summer period, but there is no evidence of a drop.
www.stuff.co.nz
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
It’s more that I’ll have these two weeks in Jan and you have those two weeks and we’ll all be back together in Feb 🤷♀️
Wordle 1,635 2/6*
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 😲
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😝
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 😲
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😝
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wordle 1,635 2/6*
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 😲
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😝
🟨🟩⬛🟩🟩 😲
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😝
Sore big toe. Xray says is arthritis. Supposedly mild 🤷♀️
Sore though
Sore though
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Sore big toe. Xray says is arthritis. Supposedly mild 🤷♀️
Sore though
Sore though
Wordle 1,632 2/6*
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤪
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤪
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Wordle 1,632 2/6*
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤪
⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤪
Wordle 1,631 2/6*
🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Wordle 1,631 2/6*
🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I’ve been awake for 20 hours. I’m nearly home
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I’ve been awake for 20 hours. I’m nearly home
Coming back from lunch on Waiheke
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Coming back from lunch on Waiheke
But also, Spotify thinks I’m older than I am 🤷♀️
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
But also, Spotify thinks I’m older than I am 🤷♀️
Somebody sabotaged my Spotify wrap, Ye is in my top-5 artists 🤦♀️🤷♀️😂
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Somebody sabotaged my Spotify wrap, Ye is in my top-5 artists 🤦♀️🤷♀️😂
Final marks are in
A+ as hoped for
(As worked f-ing hard for!)
Woohoo
Celebrations 🥳🥂🥳
A+ as hoped for
(As worked f-ing hard for!)
Woohoo
Celebrations 🥳🥂🥳
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Final marks are in
A+ as hoped for
(As worked f-ing hard for!)
Woohoo
Celebrations 🥳🥂🥳
A+ as hoped for
(As worked f-ing hard for!)
Woohoo
Celebrations 🥳🥂🥳