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Unfamous Actor. VO guy. Bacon # :1 #ForTheEmpire
1/2 Giant 1/2 Dwarf Tank. #ADnD2E
Uncivil. Misanthrope. Dissident. Sportbiker.
PostPunk Bogan Dirtbag Munter.
Cabrón. Rōnin. Kaijin. Tauiwi.
"Fuck You, Make Me"

I don't swear nearly as much as I could
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Think Stormies are just faceless, indoctrinated goons? ..

Think again.

Come follow the hilarious and often thought-provoking antics of a team of Stormtroopers as they find themselves in unbelievable situations throughout the original #StarWars trilogy.

#LikeCommentSub #ForTheEmpire
#ForTheEmpire - YouTube
The Adventures of TK-FKU, TK-FNG and TK069. Written, directed compiled and programed by Peter Haynes. Starring Calum Gittins, Dallas Barnett, Hweiling Ow and...
www.youtube.com
y'all hear that Bailout Bell ringing ?

#FuckFamersToo
Farmers frustrated by Canterbury's recent bad weather
Canterbury arable farmers are facing millions of dollars of losses after a third big hail storm hit parts of the region on Friday.
www.rnz.co.nz
January 26, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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NZ taxpayers spent $6M to bring Michelin stars here and only paid $3M to the WHO.
Contributing to world health seems like a much better spend to me. #nzpol
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 AM
43 years ago 🫠
What’s your favorite song?

Evergreen, and highly relevant even 43 years later.
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Dude looks like Gru
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Auckland anniversary day.. woken up by the fucking flying pig meandering around 'Kohe at 0530
a man with a backpack is jumping over a body of water in front of a building with graffiti on it .
ALT: a man with a backpack is jumping over a body of water in front of a building with graffiti on it .
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I keep wondering when I will wake up to the headlines about nukes flying.
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
looks like being online is a bad choice today..
January 24, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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Fuck you CNN “hundreds”?!?!

Fucking spineless cowards - how many were really there you boot licking enablers?
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
RIP Vimeo
January 24, 2026 at 1:58 AM
hmm... lemme think..

What have we done with war criminals in the past?
people are like "what are we going to do with ICE agents if we defund the agency" and i think we should just put them in the camps we built for migrants and only let them out to be on game shows directed by mr beast
January 24, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Labour is NOT a left ally. Either in the UK, or here.

We need change.
#VoteGreenAotearoa
Is Hipkins giving advice to Starmer or vice versa?
#nzpol
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
C'mon #NZPol.. We've proven that we, as a culture, are capable of bullying a politician out of office..

This is our time to shine, and there are SO many that deserve to be bullied out of office right now.
a group of people are standing in a crowd with their hands on their heads and bullying works written on the screen .
ALT: a group of people are standing in a crowd with their hands on their heads and bullying works written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Hey Tauranga folks! Takitimu Drive is about to close between 11th ave and 15th ave. Potential slip about to occur. Please take care if in that area, as large trees appear unstable. Stay safe!!
January 23, 2026 at 8:32 PM
jet skis..

Every spy has to know how to vroom a jetski
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Kamen Rider Geats (2022)
Episode 22
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I got my laundry done last night and on the line this morning at 6 AM...

Readers.. I smelled the rain and got it off the line, totally dry, 2 minutes before the skies opened up
fry from futurama says i didn t come to play
ALT: fry from futurama says i didn t come to play
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM
First thing a leadership with a spine would do is to cancel those flash helicopters that we ended up buying for 10X what Aus paid for the same exact ones.
Haha fucking meanwhile in New Zealand the conservatives are running op-eds saying 'Maybe if we're quiet they won't notice us' and our absolutely unserious media are letting them get away with it #nzpol

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3609...
January 23, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Sounds vaguely familiar #NZPol
Welcome to the Clicktatorship: where the FBI Director spends his days planning out his social media posts
Wild stuff. "A Year Inside Kash Patel’s F.B.I.: Forty-five current and former employees on the changes they say are undermining the agency and making America less safe." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 AM
give the guy a break.. 4 / 7 of his PR and social media team are still on a well earned break in Brisbane
January 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
#PartTimePM

Is this a thing.. I feel it could be a thing .. #NZPol
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
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Wondering how I did it?

I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.

I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM