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Mike Swaim
@trillionpixels.bsky.social
Artist and Cartoonist behind Dani & Lulu, cartographer, and science educator. He/Him

I always appreciate a follow for my comics, but if you are looking for the other Michael Swaim of Cracked fame you can find him here: @michaelswaim.bsky.social
A perfect pairing.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
I remember when conservatives claimed Obama was going to round them up with jackbooted thugs and put them in abandoned Walmarts.
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Reposted by Mike Swaim
"See now, Mr. Gardener, you say you don't like me, that I destroy your soil. I understand. My wife's always going on about how I need to cut down on the burrowing. But you see, sir, I also aerate the soil. I eat mostly grubs, which eat the roots of your grass. So why the shovel? Doesn't make sense."
Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Reposted by Mike Swaim
Baby Water!
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
It was such a great nap.
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Well done. It's rare I see such a succulent response on this medium.
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Reposted by Mike Swaim
A MisSteaken Union
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
It arrived @brockway.bsky.social! In fact, it arrived twice! I preordered in Nov from the BookShop.org website, forgot about it and ordered it again elsewhere.

Itโ€™s okay though because a friendโ€™s birthday is coming up on the 18th, so I know what heโ€™s getting. ๐Ÿ˜‚
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I posted it at your request. ๐Ÿ˜€ honestly I was not sure if it would work.
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I just posted it as a reply to the post. It was a good time. ๐Ÿ˜€
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
A link to the recording!

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January 31, 2026 at 3:58 PM
NEW COMIC!
All Terrain Awkward Tumble

Lulu saw a new movie.

#daniandlulucomic
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Thank you! I had been occasionally drawing in the background and posting my stuff. I got noticed by a couple of the regulars. I tell you what, I do not draw very fast so it was a challenge. A good challenge- it forces me to think on my feet.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
So this happened. I was invited to Drink and Doodle on Facebook. Yes I was nervous working with all this talent. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It was a lot of fun.

There is a recording on the Fowl Language Comics FB page. So if you have access, enjoy watching me embarrass myself.

Hahahahaha
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
We get the hairballs while we are sleeping. Also always on our bed. They love us.
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Reposted by Mike Swaim
January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I enjoyed having him in the comic. This was a palette cleanser comic to clear my mind. Lulu finds this ice far more pleasant.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Probably not. But what music was playing when Bubble Fox joined Dani and Lulu and others in ice skating?
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
REPOST: Chalk World

I am very late with this old comic due to weather and work issues this morning. Lulu has entered the mind of the mysterious kindergarten girl named Jules. What will she find?

#daniandlulucomic
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
More recently I found an IG post from a university department posting "fun facts". It mentioned our "Shakespeare Garden" and included a photo from another city (San Francisco?). It was clearly written by Copilot. I make the university maps- there was no Shakespeare garden.
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I read the detailed output during a staff meeting. My supervisor told me he would make sure they would stop paying me and sorry for my wife's loss.
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
My experience with copilot at work. I asked it to tell me about myself and my work at the university. It made up some projects, said I also was a comedian/writer/video producer for Cracked, and I died August 2023 in Chapel Hill NC and served 27 years in the US Army.
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I should have asked if Lauren could join the others in ice skating in today's comic!
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Absolutely! I just ordered it!
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I don't know the betting stats, but if it's iffy, throw it out in a jiffy.
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM