Mike Swaim
@trillionpixels.bsky.social
Artist and Cartoonist behind Dani & Lulu, cartographer, and science educator. He/Him
I always appreciate a follow for my comics, but if you are looking for the other Michael Swaim of Cracked fame you can find him here: @michaelswaim.bsky.social
I always appreciate a follow for my comics, but if you are looking for the other Michael Swaim of Cracked fame you can find him here: @michaelswaim.bsky.social
A perfect pairing.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 PM
A perfect pairing.
I remember when conservatives claimed Obama was going to round them up with jackbooted thugs and put them in abandoned Walmarts.
February 4, 2026 at 12:43 PM
I remember when conservatives claimed Obama was going to round them up with jackbooted thugs and put them in abandoned Walmarts.
Reposted by Mike Swaim
"See now, Mr. Gardener, you say you don't like me, that I destroy your soil. I understand. My wife's always going on about how I need to cut down on the burrowing. But you see, sir, I also aerate the soil. I eat mostly grubs, which eat the roots of your grass. So why the shovel? Doesn't make sense."
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
"See now, Mr. Gardener, you say you don't like me, that I destroy your soil. I understand. My wife's always going on about how I need to cut down on the burrowing. But you see, sir, I also aerate the soil. I eat mostly grubs, which eat the roots of your grass. So why the shovel? Doesn't make sense."
Reposted by Mike Swaim
Baby Water!
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Baby Water!
It was such a great nap.
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
It was such a great nap.
Well done. It's rare I see such a succulent response on this medium.
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Well done. It's rare I see such a succulent response on this medium.
Reposted by Mike Swaim
A MisSteaken Union
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
A MisSteaken Union
It arrived @brockway.bsky.social! In fact, it arrived twice! I preordered in Nov from the BookShop.org website, forgot about it and ordered it again elsewhere.
Itโs okay though because a friendโs birthday is coming up on the 18th, so I know what heโs getting. ๐
Itโs okay though because a friendโs birthday is coming up on the 18th, so I know what heโs getting. ๐
February 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
It arrived @brockway.bsky.social! In fact, it arrived twice! I preordered in Nov from the BookShop.org website, forgot about it and ordered it again elsewhere.
Itโs okay though because a friendโs birthday is coming up on the 18th, so I know what heโs getting. ๐
Itโs okay though because a friendโs birthday is coming up on the 18th, so I know what heโs getting. ๐
I posted it at your request. ๐ honestly I was not sure if it would work.
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I posted it at your request. ๐ honestly I was not sure if it would work.
I just posted it as a reply to the post. It was a good time. ๐
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I just posted it as a reply to the post. It was a good time. ๐
January 31, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Thank you! I had been occasionally drawing in the background and posting my stuff. I got noticed by a couple of the regulars. I tell you what, I do not draw very fast so it was a challenge. A good challenge- it forces me to think on my feet.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Thank you! I had been occasionally drawing in the background and posting my stuff. I got noticed by a couple of the regulars. I tell you what, I do not draw very fast so it was a challenge. A good challenge- it forces me to think on my feet.
So this happened. I was invited to Drink and Doodle on Facebook. Yes I was nervous working with all this talent. ๐ It was a lot of fun.
There is a recording on the Fowl Language Comics FB page. So if you have access, enjoy watching me embarrass myself.
Hahahahaha
There is a recording on the Fowl Language Comics FB page. So if you have access, enjoy watching me embarrass myself.
Hahahahaha
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 AM
So this happened. I was invited to Drink and Doodle on Facebook. Yes I was nervous working with all this talent. ๐ It was a lot of fun.
There is a recording on the Fowl Language Comics FB page. So if you have access, enjoy watching me embarrass myself.
Hahahahaha
There is a recording on the Fowl Language Comics FB page. So if you have access, enjoy watching me embarrass myself.
Hahahahaha
We get the hairballs while we are sleeping. Also always on our bed. They love us.
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
We get the hairballs while we are sleeping. Also always on our bed. They love us.
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January 30, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I enjoyed having him in the comic. This was a palette cleanser comic to clear my mind. Lulu finds this ice far more pleasant.
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I enjoyed having him in the comic. This was a palette cleanser comic to clear my mind. Lulu finds this ice far more pleasant.
Probably not. But what music was playing when Bubble Fox joined Dani and Lulu and others in ice skating?
January 29, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Probably not. But what music was playing when Bubble Fox joined Dani and Lulu and others in ice skating?
REPOST: Chalk World
I am very late with this old comic due to weather and work issues this morning. Lulu has entered the mind of the mysterious kindergarten girl named Jules. What will she find?
#daniandlulucomic
I am very late with this old comic due to weather and work issues this morning. Lulu has entered the mind of the mysterious kindergarten girl named Jules. What will she find?
#daniandlulucomic
January 29, 2026 at 7:02 PM
REPOST: Chalk World
I am very late with this old comic due to weather and work issues this morning. Lulu has entered the mind of the mysterious kindergarten girl named Jules. What will she find?
#daniandlulucomic
I am very late with this old comic due to weather and work issues this morning. Lulu has entered the mind of the mysterious kindergarten girl named Jules. What will she find?
#daniandlulucomic
More recently I found an IG post from a university department posting "fun facts". It mentioned our "Shakespeare Garden" and included a photo from another city (San Francisco?). It was clearly written by Copilot. I make the university maps- there was no Shakespeare garden.
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
More recently I found an IG post from a university department posting "fun facts". It mentioned our "Shakespeare Garden" and included a photo from another city (San Francisco?). It was clearly written by Copilot. I make the university maps- there was no Shakespeare garden.
I read the detailed output during a staff meeting. My supervisor told me he would make sure they would stop paying me and sorry for my wife's loss.
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I read the detailed output during a staff meeting. My supervisor told me he would make sure they would stop paying me and sorry for my wife's loss.
My experience with copilot at work. I asked it to tell me about myself and my work at the university. It made up some projects, said I also was a comedian/writer/video producer for Cracked, and I died August 2023 in Chapel Hill NC and served 27 years in the US Army.
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
My experience with copilot at work. I asked it to tell me about myself and my work at the university. It made up some projects, said I also was a comedian/writer/video producer for Cracked, and I died August 2023 in Chapel Hill NC and served 27 years in the US Army.
I should have asked if Lauren could join the others in ice skating in today's comic!
January 29, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I should have asked if Lauren could join the others in ice skating in today's comic!
Absolutely! I just ordered it!
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Absolutely! I just ordered it!
I don't know the betting stats, but if it's iffy, throw it out in a jiffy.
January 29, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I don't know the betting stats, but if it's iffy, throw it out in a jiffy.