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Not That Karen
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I no longer check DMs since one person ruined it for everybody
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I WANT TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
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November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I say the person who takes it upon themselves to go out to the parking lot and pick up litter is more management material than the person who brings cookies to the boss and “networks” all day but guess which one management thinks is management material
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How can you watch Inglourious Basterds and still think Brad Pitt is a good actor
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wow, did none of the assistant coaches show up?

(this is a camouflage joke)
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WHY IS FIREHOUSE SUBS $43 FOR THREE SANDWICHES AND TWO DRINKS
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If SCOTUS gave in on marriage equality I was giving up my last shred of hope. I’m so happy for the rainbow community. Marriage is a terrible thing and gay people should have to endure it too 😂😂🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I have spent all day long making bread just for someone to casually turn off the oven and not say anything
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
FSU players are over at the bad place laughing and yucking it up I hate this team
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I hate this team
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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What the actual FUCK are we doing
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
DID WE GREASE THE GLOVES BEFORE THE GAME
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I hate that mofo Dabo.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I’ve been a violent crime victim, in car wrecks, and had serious health problems, but NONE OF THAT comes CLOSE to being as scary as two teenaged girls both plugging during a full moon when there’s manual labor to be done
November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This time change can smd
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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mr. dershowitz
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Who is going to remind Alan Dershowitz of his promise
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I’d like to think that the Mamdani win means that Americans are finally waking up but I’ve learned that I should never overestimate the attention spans of my fellow voters.

The working class wins when we stick together 💪
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Idk if this take is super woke or anti woke but when someone complains that news today is paywalled & the replies are full of “why do you think journalists shouldn’t be paid for their labor” - why do YOU think only people with lots of disposable income deserve to know what’s going on you big bitch
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cold morning, the house is quiet except for Evermore, baking & brewed coffee smells, and a FLORIDA STATE FOOTBALL VICTORY 🍢🍢🍢

The best vibes.
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I want to be the “you don’t know what they go home to” type of mom but some of these kids ain’t shit and their parents are just as disgusted as the rest of us (his name is TJ and I need help getting him away from my daughter)
November 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
How do you break up a teenaged couple I need this loser away from my daughter
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Took off today to get the house & food ready for this last minute teenager party and while the cat is actively vomiting another puddle I’m dripping sweat and my kid is screaming SIX SEVEN my boss calls and says he needs a critical PowerPoint

In hell for Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just learned I’m hosting six teenagers at my house for Halloween tomorrow I’m hoping to leave the country as soon as I’m off work
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Have yall stopped buying your teenagers coats or is wearing blankets in public the style now
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This jackal asked me to set up a meeting with all of my contacts who deal with his niche and now that that meeting is here he wants me to take the lead on the discussion bitch I don’t know this shit why are we all here
October 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM