Snidely Two-Spleens
@trojkalux.bsky.social
A radio personality, a musician, a writer, and a recovering software engineer ... are just some of the people I keep locked in the trunk of my car. ⚾️🖖♟️🎹✒️📻🫖📖🔪
http://www.perichore.com
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
June 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
It's that time of year again ... gotta dust off this classic ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhP...
Jonathan Coulton in LA -03-First Of May
YouTube video by Gle3nn
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May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's that time of year again ... gotta dust off this classic ... www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRhP...
... and 100% accurate.
April 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
... and 100% accurate.
Fun thing about the 21st century: If you think of something, someone else has probably created it, and shared it with the world already ... youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?...
Nine Inch Nails - Closer But It's Ghostbusters By Ray Parker Jr.
YouTube video by William Maranci Mashups
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Fun thing about the 21st century: If you think of something, someone else has probably created it, and shared it with the world already ... youtu.be/fRKi2yoojHo?...
He glares at me from the box with judgment for even buying this thing at 9PM! Okay, "Chef," the "steak" made me double-check my dental coverage and the "ale" tasted like vinegar and regret!
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
He glares at me from the box with judgment for even buying this thing at 9PM! Okay, "Chef," the "steak" made me double-check my dental coverage and the "ale" tasted like vinegar and regret!
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
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Wow, a TON of my friends, who wouldn't be caught dead on social media, started multiple Twitter accounts with really horrible nicknames and emoji profile pics all on the same day!? Pretty sure this confirms the "Dead Internet Theory" ... theconversation.com/the-dead-int...
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wow, a TON of my friends, who wouldn't be caught dead on social media, started multiple Twitter accounts with really horrible nicknames and emoji profile pics all on the same day!? Pretty sure this confirms the "Dead Internet Theory" ... theconversation.com/the-dead-int...
I was kidding ... now my house is rumbling and the lights are flickering ... it's THUNDERSLEET!!!
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was kidding ... now my house is rumbling and the lights are flickering ... it's THUNDERSLEET!!!
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
January 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
Hello [Recruiter_Name],
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hello [Recruiter_Name],
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
General consensus in the bar tonight: Nobody in Indianapolis gives a shit about this game, except that some of us went to IU; some of us went to Purdue. We unite now in our hatred of Ohio State.
January 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
General consensus in the bar tonight: Nobody in Indianapolis gives a shit about this game, except that some of us went to IU; some of us went to Purdue. We unite now in our hatred of Ohio State.
I got my laptop, my Keurig, and my Batman blankie. Don't underestumate my ability to spend the whole day in bed.
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I got my laptop, my Keurig, and my Batman blankie. Don't underestumate my ability to spend the whole day in bed.
Your mission today is to work the word “boogie” into conversation and act completely natural about it if anyone calls you on it.
January 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Your mission today is to work the word “boogie” into conversation and act completely natural about it if anyone calls you on it.
December 17, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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I don't normally buy into "Big Pharma Conspiracies" but watching 90's reruns on YouTube ... "Ask your doctor if Nexium is right for you." F#@k, I just bought a gallon at Costco yesterday for $20. Gimme THAT time machine!
December 12, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I don't normally buy into "Big Pharma Conspiracies" but watching 90's reruns on YouTube ... "Ask your doctor if Nexium is right for you." F#@k, I just bought a gallon at Costco yesterday for $20. Gimme THAT time machine!
End of an era ...☹️
IRON MAIDEN's NICKO MCBRAIN To Step Down From The Band's Live Shows After Tonight metalinjection.net/news/breakup...
IRON MAIDEN's NICKO MCBRAIN To Step Down From The Band's Live Shows After Tonight
A sad moment in metal history.
metalinjection.net
December 9, 2024 at 1:42 PM
End of an era ...☹️
Does anybody know how to get in touch with the models who pose for the pictures that come with the frames when you buy them?
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
December 9, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Does anybody know how to get in touch with the models who pose for the pictures that come with the frames when you buy them?
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
Skynet? Okay, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. You see, he's already trained one...
futurism.com/openai-emplo...
futurism.com/openai-emplo...
OpenAI Employee Says They’ve "Already Achieved AGI"
Just a few days after the full release of OpenAI's o1 model, a company staffer is now claiming that the company has achieved AGI.
futurism.com
December 8, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Skynet? Okay, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. You see, he's already trained one...
futurism.com/openai-emplo...
futurism.com/openai-emplo...
Breakfast of champions!
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Breakfast of champions!