Snidely Two-Spleens
@trojkalux.bsky.social
A radio personality, a musician, a writer, and a recovering software engineer ... are just some of the people I keep locked in the trunk of my car. ⚾️🖖♟️🎹✒️📻🫖📖🔪
http://www.perichore.com
http://www.perichore.com
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
June 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
He glares at me from the box with judgment for even buying this thing at 9PM! Okay, "Chef," the "steak" made me double-check my dental coverage and the "ale" tasted like vinegar and regret!
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
He glares at me from the box with judgment for even buying this thing at 9PM! Okay, "Chef," the "steak" made me double-check my dental coverage and the "ale" tasted like vinegar and regret!
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Pairs well with an '04 Charles Shaw Cabernet and a Cobra plan therapist.
Wow, a TON of my friends, who wouldn't be caught dead on social media, started multiple Twitter accounts with really horrible nicknames and emoji profile pics all on the same day!? Pretty sure this confirms the "Dead Internet Theory" ... theconversation.com/the-dead-int...
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Wow, a TON of my friends, who wouldn't be caught dead on social media, started multiple Twitter accounts with really horrible nicknames and emoji profile pics all on the same day!? Pretty sure this confirms the "Dead Internet Theory" ... theconversation.com/the-dead-int...
I was kidding ... now my house is rumbling and the lights are flickering ... it's THUNDERSLEET!!!
February 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I was kidding ... now my house is rumbling and the lights are flickering ... it's THUNDERSLEET!!!
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
January 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Use a Star Trek gif to describe how you feel.
Hello [Recruiter_Name],
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
January 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hello [Recruiter_Name],
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
You are now the 374th person this morning to spam, text, and VM me about an EXCITING CONTRACT OPPORTUNITY with the State of Indiana. We didn't actually talk, but I am certain you would have charmed me with your warm, personable nature.
Sincerely,
[Candidate_Name]
I got my laptop, my Keurig, and my Batman blankie. Don't underestumate my ability to spend the whole day in bed.
January 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I got my laptop, my Keurig, and my Batman blankie. Don't underestumate my ability to spend the whole day in bed.
Does anybody know how to get in touch with the models who pose for the pictures that come with the frames when you buy them?
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
December 9, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Does anybody know how to get in touch with the models who pose for the pictures that come with the frames when you buy them?
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
I sorta took a bluff a bit too far, and now everybody can't wait to meet "my wife" at the office Christmas party this weekend...
Breakfast of champions!
December 8, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Breakfast of champions!
Feels familiar. I think I still probably have more Robert Ludlum and Jack Higgins than Clarke and Asimov. Love it all though.
December 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Feels familiar. I think I still probably have more Robert Ludlum and Jack Higgins than Clarke and Asimov. Love it all though.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (3/20) #Booksky💙📚
#Books #BookChallenge
#Books #BookChallenge
December 5, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (3/20) #Booksky💙📚
#Books #BookChallenge
#Books #BookChallenge
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (02/20) #Albums
#MusicSky #AlbumChallenge #Jazzsky
#MusicSky #AlbumChallenge #Jazzsky
December 5, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (02/20) #Albums
#MusicSky #AlbumChallenge #Jazzsky
#MusicSky #AlbumChallenge #Jazzsky
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
(2/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
(2/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
December 4, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
(2/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
(2/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (01/20) #Albums #MusicSky #AlbumChallenge #Jazzsky
December 4, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. (01/20) #Albums #MusicSky #AlbumChallenge #Jazzsky
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
(20/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
(20/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
December 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
(20/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
(20/20) #Booksky💙📚 #Books #BookChallenge
*Record Scratch, Freeze Frame*
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. It all started when I told an obviously emotional woman to “calm down”...
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. It all started when I told an obviously emotional woman to “calm down”...
November 25, 2024 at 2:08 PM
*Record Scratch, Freeze Frame*
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. It all started when I told an obviously emotional woman to “calm down”...
I bet you’re wondering how I got here. It all started when I told an obviously emotional woman to “calm down”...
... and we never will ...
November 23, 2024 at 1:23 PM
... and we never will ...
