Troy Perault 🇨🇦
@troyperault.bsky.social
Canadian. 🇨🇦
Awesome. 😎
Funny. 😂
Awesome. 😎
Funny. 😂
Million dollar idea:
A car engine that runs on how angry you get at the way other people drive.
A car engine that runs on how angry you get at the way other people drive.
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Million dollar idea:
A car engine that runs on how angry you get at the way other people drive.
A car engine that runs on how angry you get at the way other people drive.
When someone tells me, "Great question", I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question.
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
When someone tells me, "Great question", I never hear their answer because I'm too busy congratulating myself for asking such a great question.
[first day as a time traveler]
*goes to French Revolution*
I heard there’d be cake…?
*goes to French Revolution*
I heard there’d be cake…?
January 18, 2026 at 2:14 AM
[first day as a time traveler]
*goes to French Revolution*
I heard there’d be cake…?
*goes to French Revolution*
I heard there’d be cake…?
When life gives you lemons, hand that motherfucker a potato. Now he's just as confused as you are.
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
When life gives you lemons, hand that motherfucker a potato. Now he's just as confused as you are.
The internet was a mistake in a long line of mistakes that started with a fish crawling out of the sea.
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The internet was a mistake in a long line of mistakes that started with a fish crawling out of the sea.
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Red
Trees Are Red
Fuck my garden is on fire!
Violets Are Red
Trees Are Red
Fuck my garden is on fire!
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Red
Trees Are Red
Fuck my garden is on fire!
Violets Are Red
Trees Are Red
Fuck my garden is on fire!
Reposted by Troy Perault 🇨🇦
To request that the 2028 Olympics be moved from the USA to another country due to safety and ethical reasons, you can write to the PM and choose 'Sport' in the drop-down menu.
www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...
www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...
Contact the Prime Minister
Right Honourable Mark Carney - Le très honorable Mark Carney
www.pm.gc.ca
January 9, 2026 at 12:48 PM
To request that the 2028 Olympics be moved from the USA to another country due to safety and ethical reasons, you can write to the PM and choose 'Sport' in the drop-down menu.
www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...
www.pm.gc.ca/en/connect/c...
The forms of ‘apart’ vs ‘a part’ stand oddly in contrast to their meanings.
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The forms of ‘apart’ vs ‘a part’ stand oddly in contrast to their meanings.
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
January 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
My New Year Resolution: Don't get caught.
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
My New Year Resolution: Don't get caught.
Reposted by Troy Perault 🇨🇦
I’ll take immigrants over pederasts any day.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I’ll take immigrants over pederasts any day.
