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Troy Swezey
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Army veteran. Digs: #F1 / E, Rock’N’Roll, #JamesBond #BruceLee #LEGO
#NeverForget #SameHere #GoodWithoutGod in PNW.
#GoodGrammarIsSexy
According to the now highly inaccurate and credibility-challenged #WhiteHouse dot gov, “The #Ballroom will be ... approximately 90,000 total square feet ...”

The attached image shows the outlined footprint measuring roughly 36,000 square feet. That leaves 54,000 square feet unaccounted for.
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Played some #minigolf at #FlatstickPub in #Spokane ⛳️🦄
Met a two-headed unicorn who couldn’t agree on a strategy, very relatable.
Fun games, good food, and mild #unicorn judgment.
#SpokaneDoesntSuck
December 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
One of my favorite places to eat in town.
Car No. 1787 proudly serving travelers since 1906.
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
And they all have Get out of Jail Free cards.
THAT is what makes it all so dangerous.
One cannot delegate responsibility.
#TheBuckStopsHere
If only he was the worst of them 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Is it just me, or has #SpotifyWrapped completely taken over the feed again this year? It’s an annoying/clever free marketing gimmick on their part, but the sheer volume is a tad repetitive. I think I’ve officially hit my limit.
Also, #Spotify runs ads for #ICE so, yeah, Eff them both.
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
In tariff-tangled times, #thrifting and #upcycling keeps your wallet happy and perfectly good stuff out of the landfill.

Shoutout to #GlobalNeighborhoodThrift for proving you don’t need “$20 in your pocket” to walk out with something awesome.

#CyberMonday #Macklemore #Spokane #SpokaneDoesntSuck
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
RIP Mr. Udo Kier.
It was so much fun working with you.

"German actor and cult film icon #UdoKier, who worked with such renowned filmmakers as Andy Warhol, Madonna, Lars von Trier, Gus Van Sant and Werner Herzog, died on Sunday. He was 81.
Overall, he had a role in over 250 movies."
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Amazon drivers have run over my property twice now, and #Amazon / #AmazonPrime still claims there’s “not enough evidence,” even with video. Hit-and-run much? That is illegal. Time to press charges, I think.
This #BlackFriday, maybe skip the megacorps and support your local Mom & Pop instead.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
More people will read the #Epstein files than ever bothered to read #Project2025.

We chase scandals like it’s #JerrySpringer trash TV, but skip the part where policies get written and quietly rolled out.
Maybe the drama shouldn’t be more important than our future?
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The simplest truth: If you want people to like you, like yourself first. 💯

You teach people how to treat you. Start with respect and kindness for the person in the mirror. It’s the essential foundation for all lasting connections.

#SelfLove #Authenticity #SocialSkills #WhitneyHouston
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Went to Best Asian Market for groceries, ended up playing #airhockey. 😂
Now I’m thinking the #DowntownSpokane market I’m co-owning needs some fun too — maybe Pac-Man or a money pusher game.
Grocery shopping should make you smile.

#Spokane #SmallBusiness #EntrepreneurLife #GroceryFun #ShopLocal
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Veterans Day honors all who’ve served in every branch, every era.
If you really support veterans, watch how your reps vote on veteran issues. Flags and slogans are easy. Accountability isn’t.

#VeteransDay #SupportOurVeterans #VeteranProofreader
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hello, New Week!
What an absolutely breathtaking view from my penthouse suite at the #DavenportGrand, #Spokane! That sunrise over the city is a reminder that every Monday is a fresh canvas, full of light and unlimited potential.

#mondaymotivation #inlandnorthwest #luxurytravel #SpokaneDoesntSuck
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Veterans Day honors all who’ve served in every branch, every era.
If you really support veterans, watch how your reps vote on veteran issues. Flags and slogans are easy. Accountability isn’t.

#VeteransDay #SupportOurVeterans #VeteranProofreader
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Caught a guy parking sideways in the street for a car photoshoot. Can’t blame him—this block glows under the walnut canopy every fall. 🍂

#FallVibes #AutumnColors #CarPhotography

#FallVibes #AutumnColors #CarPhotography #NeighborhoodCharm #GoldenHour #WalnutTrees #SpokaneValley #FallInLoveWithFall
November 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
President #ClaudiaSheinbaum was groped in public.

Men need to #BeBetterMen. Parents need to raise better sons.

We’ve all heard that #Trump quote —

“You can do anything... Grab 'em by the pussy.”

When so-called leaders talk like this, some men think it’s a pass to act like that. It isn’t.
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Hey, it’s Mr. Hankey. 🎅💩
Loved the kids’ costumes — top tier.
Adults? Meh, not quite spicy enough 😉
Maybe next year we bring the heat. ✨
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Why do phones still flip selfies like we’re in a funhouse mirror?
In real life, text wouldn’t be backward, so why does a thousand-dollar camera do it? If it’s just a settings toggle, why isn’t the correct view the default by now?

(Photos nicked without permission from the #sydneysweeney IG page.)
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My YouTube history served me two identical “7 Habits of Millionaires” videos today.
#DanMartell and #ChrisDo thinking alike… or someone took #StealLikeAnArtist by #AustinKleon very literally. 😏
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Stepping away from the routine is essential. Cruising on #ElliottBay today, soaking in this view of #Seattle, proof that taking time to do what you enjoy is the best kind of fuel. Always something new to discover!

What new view are you seeking out this week?

#TakeTimeForYou #DiscoverNewThings
October 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I finally got to cross off Item No. 420 on my #BucketList: Make a professional comedian laugh.
Mr. @adamconover.net has taught me so much about how the world actually works. It was a pleasure to see him live at the #Spokane Comedy Club this past weekend.
Thanks #AdamConover for visiting us again.
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
On the Seattle Underground Tour, I stood where Bourdain once did. Funny to realize I’ve also walked where Jesus and Hitler walked. Same world, different marks left behind.

#SeattleUnderground #AnthonyBourdain #WalkingHistory #Reflections #Hitler #Jesus #Seattle
October 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Russian warship, go f*** yourself.” Ukrainian soldier Roman Hrybov
October 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The stakes could not be higher. Democracy is under a very real, existential threat. The blueprint for a dictatorship or fascism was spelled out in #Project2025. As the plan is enacted step-by-step, the urgency of the moment is undeniable.

#NoKings #DemocracyUnderThreat #Spokane #SpokaneDoesntSuck
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I honestly believe shows like The Jerry Springer Show, and others of its kind, were a clear marker for the decline of American discourse, and our current situation.

They were the first to normalize and celebrate poor, outrageous, and often violent behavior in exchange for a few minutes of fame.
October 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM