Troy Wagner
@troywagner.bsky.social
I created and directed Marble Hornets and other things on the internet that people consume with their eyes.
https://troywagner.carrd.co
https://troywagner.carrd.co
In case you missed it, the Masky Youtooz figure is available now through March 3rd!
youtooz.com/products/masky
youtooz.com/products/masky
Masky – Youtooz Collectibles
The Collectible “Stay at home. Be alone.” Who is the Masked Man? And why have they come to Youtooz?! There’s nothing sinister about their debut… is there?... Taking a slow step forward at 4.8 inches t...
youtooz.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
In case you missed it, the Masky Youtooz figure is available now through March 3rd!
youtooz.com/products/masky
youtooz.com/products/masky
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Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
February 1, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pinterest CEO says in layoff email: "We’re doubling down on an AI-forward approach – prioritizing AI-focused roles, teams, and ways of working"
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
So it's time for me to move to another platform to save images
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"let people enjoy things"
January 27, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"let people enjoy things"
A lot of people are sending me that MH shirt some dude is selling on tiktok and instagram. No, it’s not official. I reported it and you can too!
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
A lot of people are sending me that MH shirt some dude is selling on tiktok and instagram. No, it’s not official. I reported it and you can too!
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“But I am a hater, which is a kind of integrity. It means I am willing to disagree with anyone, even if it is rude.”
It was one of the best things I read this year, in any format, and I am glad it is circulating again.
It was one of the best things I read this year, in any format, and I am glad it is circulating again.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“But I am a hater, which is a kind of integrity. It means I am willing to disagree with anyone, even if it is rude.”
It was one of the best things I read this year, in any format, and I am glad it is circulating again.
It was one of the best things I read this year, in any format, and I am glad it is circulating again.
Me rejecting a call: If it’s that important they’ll leave a voicemail.
Me seeing I have a voicemail: I’m not listening to that what the fuck???
Me seeing I have a voicemail: I’m not listening to that what the fuck???
December 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me rejecting a call: If it’s that important they’ll leave a voicemail.
Me seeing I have a voicemail: I’m not listening to that what the fuck???
Me seeing I have a voicemail: I’m not listening to that what the fuck???
My absolute favorite thing about AI powered bullshit is the “AI can make mistakes” disclaimer they always display. Just imagine if anything else people used was like “Hey just a heads up I’m useless!”
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My absolute favorite thing about AI powered bullshit is the “AI can make mistakes” disclaimer they always display. Just imagine if anything else people used was like “Hey just a heads up I’m useless!”
Getting everything together for the Issue 5 launch! To make sure there’s ample time to have everything ready, it will be available on the store at approximately 12:00PM EST tomorrow!
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Getting everything together for the Issue 5 launch! To make sure there’s ample time to have everything ready, it will be available on the store at approximately 12:00PM EST tomorrow!
Less than a week away!
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Less than a week away!
Updated my FAQ with some Rosswood stuff along with a few other things.
troywagner.neocities.org/faq/
troywagner.neocities.org/faq/
Frequently Asked Questions
troywagner.neocities.org
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Updated my FAQ with some Rosswood stuff along with a few other things.
troywagner.neocities.org/faq/
troywagner.neocities.org/faq/
Linktree just casually let me know that they’re DOUBLING their price? Neat! Bye!
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Linktree just casually let me know that they’re DOUBLING their price? Neat! Bye!
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Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately.
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately.
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
Watch out for ghosts today
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Watch out for ghosts today
My daughter and I stopped dead in our tracks to take a picture of this puddle in the shape of a poop emoji
October 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My daughter and I stopped dead in our tracks to take a picture of this puddle in the shape of a poop emoji
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
When you look at someone’s facebook profile and they have the little avatar thing that does that stupid little wave. I see red every time and I can’t explain why.
October 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When you look at someone’s facebook profile and they have the little avatar thing that does that stupid little wave. I see red every time and I can’t explain why.
Be safe today, no kings people! Piss off the garbage fire government real good!
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Be safe today, no kings people! Piss off the garbage fire government real good!
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“Your college years are for-“
WRONG‼️
My college years are for rediscovering my middle school interests and appreciating them in a new light.
Went to the Marble Hornets tunnel with friends today.
Shoutout @troywagner.bsky.social
Bro is still making bangers to this day🤟
WRONG‼️
My college years are for rediscovering my middle school interests and appreciating them in a new light.
Went to the Marble Hornets tunnel with friends today.
Shoutout @troywagner.bsky.social
Bro is still making bangers to this day🤟
October 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“Your college years are for-“
WRONG‼️
My college years are for rediscovering my middle school interests and appreciating them in a new light.
Went to the Marble Hornets tunnel with friends today.
Shoutout @troywagner.bsky.social
Bro is still making bangers to this day🤟
WRONG‼️
My college years are for rediscovering my middle school interests and appreciating them in a new light.
Went to the Marble Hornets tunnel with friends today.
Shoutout @troywagner.bsky.social
Bro is still making bangers to this day🤟
My Halloween decorations are very good
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
My Halloween decorations are very good
I wish I had the means to make my own social media service, because I feel like it would be stunningly easy to not let nazis and transphobes into it.
October 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I wish I had the means to make my own social media service, because I feel like it would be stunningly easy to not let nazis and transphobes into it.
Thank you everyone for all the kind words about Part 5 and the series as a whole! I’m always very nervous having myself in front of the camera a lot but you all made me glad I did :3
September 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Thank you everyone for all the kind words about Part 5 and the series as a whole! I’m always very nervous having myself in front of the camera a lot but you all made me glad I did :3
