@tryingoverhere.bsky.social
Salma Hayek once bummed a smoke off me in a swanky Santa Fe hotel bar after we had an exchange about tequila
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Salma Hayek once bummed a smoke off me in a swanky Santa Fe hotel bar after we had an exchange about tequila
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Re: drafting Travis Hunter in IDP leagues. But Heifetz… what if it’s *dynasty* IDP?
April 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social Re: drafting Travis Hunter in IDP leagues. But Heifetz… what if it’s *dynasty* IDP?
@dannybkelly.bsky.social Heyy I have a couple dynasty drafts a week after the NFL draft - any chance of some dynasty content?
April 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social Heyy I have a couple dynasty drafts a week after the NFL draft - any chance of some dynasty content?
I need you to be physically present at a govt building making a SCENE
No one elected Elon Musk.
As Donald Trump allows Musk to access people’s personal information and shut down government funding, Republicans in Washington will also own the consequences.
We must do everything in our power to push back and protect people from harm.
As Donald Trump allows Musk to access people’s personal information and shut down government funding, Republicans in Washington will also own the consequences.
We must do everything in our power to push back and protect people from harm.
February 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I need you to be physically present at a govt building making a SCENE
His face needs to be on cable news right tied second and the news people need to be incredulous and outraged. This is easy AYFKM stuff
I’m sorry this is the guy de facto running the us government paycheck system
February 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
His face needs to be on cable news right tied second and the news people need to be incredulous and outraged. This is easy AYFKM stuff
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I am so goddamn mad. A friend who’s been FISHING BODIES OUT OF THE POTOMAC appears to be in the Trump purges today.
February 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I am so goddamn mad. A friend who’s been FISHING BODIES OUT OF THE POTOMAC appears to be in the Trump purges today.
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inside the piss bush, i saw half a dozen men pissing. one of them, with his dick in his hand, shouted, "i'm watering the tree of liberty!" and the other piss men cheered. in his excitement, he got piss on his shoes.
January 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
inside the piss bush, i saw half a dozen men pissing. one of them, with his dick in his hand, shouted, "i'm watering the tree of liberty!" and the other piss men cheered. in his excitement, he got piss on his shoes.
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This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.
December 10, 2024 at 11:11 PM
This is not the "V for Vendetta" Alan Moore wrote, but it is the one we deserve.
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Fmr NFL Punter Chris Kluwe is on here and writes a lot about the fundamentals of kicking. He has the explanation for what happened to Justin Tucker (he’s old and overcompensating for reduced leg speed, so now he misses)
Fmr NFL Punter Chris Kluwe is on here and writes a lot about the fundamentals of kicking. He has the explanation for what happened to Justin Tucker (he’s old and overcompensating for reduced leg speed, so now he misses)
December 2, 2024 at 11:25 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social
Fmr NFL Punter Chris Kluwe is on here and writes a lot about the fundamentals of kicking. He has the explanation for what happened to Justin Tucker (he’s old and overcompensating for reduced leg speed, so now he misses)
Fmr NFL Punter Chris Kluwe is on here and writes a lot about the fundamentals of kicking. He has the explanation for what happened to Justin Tucker (he’s old and overcompensating for reduced leg speed, so now he misses)
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social based on your fundamentals of kicking threads, is Justin Tucker’s recent kicking woes an example of leg-speed slowing with age leading to overcompensation and reduced accuracy?
December 2, 2024 at 11:00 PM
@chriswarcraft.bsky.social based on your fundamentals of kicking threads, is Justin Tucker’s recent kicking woes an example of leg-speed slowing with age leading to overcompensation and reduced accuracy?
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This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘
November 24, 2024 at 10:43 PM
This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘
I had an asshole friend who used to end every. single. retort with “thanks for playing.”
Fuck that guy. The privilege you have to bathe in on a daily basis to think this shit is a game. Ugh.
Fuck that guy. The privilege you have to bathe in on a daily basis to think this shit is a game. Ugh.
A lot of people are shocked by the “points on the board” phrase - as was I - but it was also shocking how common I heard this and other game-type metaphors.
Many who are deeply disconnected from the harm do view and talk about it privately as a kind of sport. It is gross 🤢
Many who are deeply disconnected from the harm do view and talk about it privately as a kind of sport. It is gross 🤢
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I had an asshole friend who used to end every. single. retort with “thanks for playing.”
Fuck that guy. The privilege you have to bathe in on a daily basis to think this shit is a game. Ugh.
Fuck that guy. The privilege you have to bathe in on a daily basis to think this shit is a game. Ugh.
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One feature I would like Bluesky to add:
Please let me block someone directly from their post
I don't want to have to go to the profiles of a dozen bigots in a row when I stumble across a gaggle of Twitter interlopers getting their jokes off
Well, their one joke. Ain't like they got jokes plural
Please let me block someone directly from their post
I don't want to have to go to the profiles of a dozen bigots in a row when I stumble across a gaggle of Twitter interlopers getting their jokes off
Well, their one joke. Ain't like they got jokes plural
November 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
One feature I would like Bluesky to add:
Please let me block someone directly from their post
I don't want to have to go to the profiles of a dozen bigots in a row when I stumble across a gaggle of Twitter interlopers getting their jokes off
Well, their one joke. Ain't like they got jokes plural
Please let me block someone directly from their post
I don't want to have to go to the profiles of a dozen bigots in a row when I stumble across a gaggle of Twitter interlopers getting their jokes off
Well, their one joke. Ain't like they got jokes plural
Goddamn right
our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Goddamn right
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I gotta do this next year
November 1, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I gotta do this next year
There’s apparently a rumor on socials that there’s going to be a shooting at my school with a list of students who are going to be targeted. Admins are very certain it’s a hoax. Nevertheless, here are some things I saw today: 1/x
September 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
There’s apparently a rumor on socials that there’s going to be a shooting at my school with a list of students who are going to be targeted. Admins are very certain it’s a hoax. Nevertheless, here are some things I saw today: 1/x
Co-sign
THE WALZES ARE FUCKING ADORABLE, JD Vance you motherfucker you come for them, YOU COME THROUGH ME.
August 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Co-sign
I don’t talk about the Dutch on the internet
30 Years War - He’s in it for the interpersonal drama. His biggest complaint about Game of Thrones is that it could have been plenty interesting without the dragons. Big fan of apocalypse narratives. Has extremely hot takes about the Dutch.
August 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
I don’t talk about the Dutch on the internet
Like 2 days ago I had to remind my wife I’ve never seen Dirty Dancing because I couldn’t watch PG-13 movies until I was 13. My mom would also ffwd through the steamy parts of Top Gun because premarital sex
Were your parents strict about what media you watched as a kid?
August 3, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Like 2 days ago I had to remind my wife I’ve never seen Dirty Dancing because I couldn’t watch PG-13 movies until I was 13. My mom would also ffwd through the steamy parts of Top Gun because premarital sex
Gonna miss this guy.
What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.
Not buying it. If NFTs were queer the art would be better.
May 8, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Gonna miss this guy.
Fuck yeah, @sloanesloane.bsky.social. Fuck yeah
The 2023 Comics Industry Person of the Year: Sloane Leong
In a year of activism and challenges, Sloane Leong is the 2023 Comics Industry Person of the Year for co-founding Comics Cooperative
www.comicsbeat.com
January 5, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Fuck yeah, @sloanesloane.bsky.social. Fuck yeah
@sispurrier.bsky.social dude! I saw you have more Hellblazer coming? Fuck yeah. I think about that mermaid all the time
November 4, 2023 at 3:51 PM
@sispurrier.bsky.social dude! I saw you have more Hellblazer coming? Fuck yeah. I think about that mermaid all the time