tulip
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dichotomy of a gurl π #nevertrumper sometimes NSFW! 18+ only... π·for more: https://msha.ke/tulipmaybe#links
I hope Greenday plays American Idiot
February 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I hope Greenday plays American Idiot
I played my stardew save on switch for the first time in forever cuz after the latest update I lost 100% .. well there are some new fun known bugs on the switch lol, such as my horse flute and treasure totem just randomly disappearing because of crafting... good times
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I played my stardew save on switch for the first time in forever cuz after the latest update I lost 100% .. well there are some new fun known bugs on the switch lol, such as my horse flute and treasure totem just randomly disappearing because of crafting... good times
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Toad looked around.
He saw that Frog was not there.
βI AM ALL ALONE!β screamed Toad.
He saw that Frog was not there.
βI AM ALL ALONE!β screamed Toad.
January 31, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Toad looked around.
He saw that Frog was not there.
βI AM ALL ALONE!β screamed Toad.
He saw that Frog was not there.
βI AM ALL ALONE!β screamed Toad.
waiting for a tiktok/insta/Facebook ban for calling maga cucks and fucknuts
January 28, 2026 at 12:51 PM
waiting for a tiktok/insta/Facebook ban for calling maga cucks and fucknuts
Walz' just proved my point about Democrats being pussy ass bitches
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Walz' just proved my point about Democrats being pussy ass bitches
Yay no more snap benefits for me β‘β‘β‘β‘
January 26, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Yay no more snap benefits for me β‘β‘β‘β‘
Damn they're on your ass for being a white male. I'm excited to see what they say about me
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Damn they're on your ass for being a white male. I'm excited to see what they say about me
Taking the high road as per usual
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Taking the high road as per usual
Democrats are complicit
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Democrats are complicit
Democrats in position right now are pussies or they benefit. just admit it
January 25, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Democrats in position right now are pussies or they benefit. just admit it
Oh tiktok is either fully compromised or everyone is dropping like flies
January 25, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Oh tiktok is either fully compromised or everyone is dropping like flies
There's a timeline where we don't have Donald Trump as president... but in that timeline... Iron Man is Tom Cruise....
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
There's a timeline where we don't have Donald Trump as president... but in that timeline... Iron Man is Tom Cruise....
me eating ruffle potato chips and onion dip I fear
βWe must stop eating!β cried Toad as he ate another.
January 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
me eating ruffle potato chips and onion dip I fear
They added ONE new house plant to the animal crossing update... I fuckin hate this game fr fr
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They added ONE new house plant to the animal crossing update... I fuckin hate this game fr fr
Me to B who doesn't really wanna hear about politics unless it gets really bad: "Trump wants to invade Venezuela for oil, Take Greenland 'one way or another' and bomb Mexico." B: "..."
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Me to B who doesn't really wanna hear about politics unless it gets really bad: "Trump wants to invade Venezuela for oil, Take Greenland 'one way or another' and bomb Mexico." B: "..."
I just wanna buy magical noopy and pretend the world isn't on fire
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just wanna buy magical noopy and pretend the world isn't on fire
Bro $420 ER vet visit was not on my 2026 bingo card WHAT DO I DOOOO
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Bro $420 ER vet visit was not on my 2026 bingo card WHAT DO I DOOOO
brb teaching myself to breath with my diaphragm π₯°π₯°π₯°πππ
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
brb teaching myself to breath with my diaphragm π₯°π₯°π₯°πππ
Finding out I don't even breathe right cuz I've had anxiety my whole life is crazy
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Finding out I don't even breathe right cuz I've had anxiety my whole life is crazy
She died and I found out she was a crazy racist... what a time to be alive
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
She died and I found out she was a crazy racist... what a time to be alive