tulip
@tulipmaybe.bsky.social
dichotomy of a gurl 💌 sometimes NSFW! 18+ only... 🌷for more: https://msha.ke/tulipmaybe#links
Also I made this :-) I need to make an ending version tho
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Also I made this :-) I need to make an ending version tho
since I think my new Noopy is so ugly I'm 1) trying to buy him a labubu outfit lol and 2) trying to save money for Strawberry Noopy cuz I know she will be cuter I just know it
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
since I think my new Noopy is so ugly I'm 1) trying to buy him a labubu outfit lol and 2) trying to save money for Strawberry Noopy cuz I know she will be cuter I just know it
gonna get HBO when all of the Pitt releases... I'm a genius... also... new OF and Fansly video.... lol
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
gonna get HBO when all of the Pitt releases... I'm a genius... also... new OF and Fansly video.... lol
me eating ruffle potato chips and onion dip I fear
“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.
January 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
me eating ruffle potato chips and onion dip I fear
dang you can't see the #Pokémon card or sticker #trinketshelf
January 18, 2026 at 5:06 PM
dang you can't see the #Pokémon card or sticker #trinketshelf
They added ONE new house plant to the animal crossing update... I fuckin hate this game fr fr
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
They added ONE new house plant to the animal crossing update... I fuckin hate this game fr fr
Me to B who doesn't really wanna hear about politics unless it gets really bad: "Trump wants to invade Venezuela for oil, Take Greenland 'one way or another' and bomb Mexico." B: "..."
January 13, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Me to B who doesn't really wanna hear about politics unless it gets really bad: "Trump wants to invade Venezuela for oil, Take Greenland 'one way or another' and bomb Mexico." B: "..."
I just wanna buy magical noopy and pretend the world isn't on fire
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I just wanna buy magical noopy and pretend the world isn't on fire
Bro $420 ER vet visit was not on my 2026 bingo card WHAT DO I DOOOO
January 6, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Bro $420 ER vet visit was not on my 2026 bingo card WHAT DO I DOOOO
brb teaching myself to breath with my diaphragm 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
January 5, 2026 at 2:02 PM
brb teaching myself to breath with my diaphragm 🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘
Finding out I don't even breathe right cuz I've had anxiety my whole life is crazy
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Finding out I don't even breathe right cuz I've had anxiety my whole life is crazy
If doomsday is bad I give up
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If doomsday is bad I give up
I have an all duck island. I might actually play again when the update drops
December 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I have an all duck island. I might actually play again when the update drops
In the new animal crossing game (tba) they better add some sisterly and cranky ducks
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
In the new animal crossing game (tba) they better add some sisterly and cranky ducks
Dang I ordered B's birthday stuff too late so it's coming after his birthday ughh
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Dang I ordered B's birthday stuff too late so it's coming after his birthday ughh
Bitches out here getting a whole set of veneers... I literally just want one new front tooth lmao
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Bitches out here getting a whole set of veneers... I literally just want one new front tooth lmao
I need monies for a new Gwen collar
December 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I need monies for a new Gwen collar
He's on the way to me
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
He's on the way to me
Hbo didnt give me a black Friday deal what the fuck
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Hbo didnt give me a black Friday deal what the fuck
T-mobile is so fake with the nice texts they send me when my bill is late
December 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
T-mobile is so fake with the nice texts they send me when my bill is late
If you told me in 2007 when I first read Diary of a Whimpy Kid that it would still be popular in almost 20 years I would say you were LYINGGGG. But shout out to the cheese touch
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you told me in 2007 when I first read Diary of a Whimpy Kid that it would still be popular in almost 20 years I would say you were LYINGGGG. But shout out to the cheese touch
