Ben from Iowa
@turbocorn.bsky.social
Mostly food and football. Occasional bird dog. Semi-frequent tech talk.
The Yahoo! sports app’s win probability for the Nova vs Michigan tonight just completely stopped keeping track around the 17 minute mark of the second half
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The Yahoo! sports app’s win probability for the Nova vs Michigan tonight just completely stopped keeping track around the 17 minute mark of the second half
I just completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
Blew my legs off on part one trying to create a hash set not thinking about the fact I was trying to deal with hundreds of trillions of values
Blew my legs off on part one trying to create a hash set not thinking about the fact I was trying to deal with hundreds of trillions of values
Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025
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December 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I just completed "Cafeteria" - Day 5 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/5
Blew my legs off on part one trying to create a hash set not thinking about the fact I was trying to deal with hundreds of trillions of values
Blew my legs off on part one trying to create a hash set not thinking about the fact I was trying to deal with hundreds of trillions of values
I just completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/4
Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025
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December 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I just completed "Printing Department" - Day 4 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/4
Never get too old for the pit.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Never get too old for the pit.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
Thanks to Hot Mulligan, Arm’s Length, Anxious, and Drug Church for a nice Monday evening.
I just completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1
Lucked out on Part 2 because it was the answer I got when I misread that the lock had to stop at 0 on Part 1!
Lucked out on Part 2 because it was the answer I got when I misread that the lock had to stop at 0 on Part 1!
Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025
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December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I just completed "Secret Entrance" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025 #AdventOfCode adventofcode.com/2025/day/1
Lucked out on Part 2 because it was the answer I got when I misread that the lock had to stop at 0 on Part 1!
Lucked out on Part 2 because it was the answer I got when I misread that the lock had to stop at 0 on Part 1!
Being on eastern time for thanksgiving for the first time is throwing me all the way off because what do you mean it’s noon and there’s no football on?
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Being on eastern time for thanksgiving for the first time is throwing me all the way off because what do you mean it’s noon and there’s no football on?
Attempting to make apple roses for desert tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Attempting to make apple roses for desert tomorrow
I was in my bag one year ago
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I was in my bag one year ago
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16. I can name 2 that are tied for first place.
"Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" - Wu-Tang Clan
"Fumbling toward Ecstasy"-Sarah McLachlan.
"Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)" - Wu-Tang Clan
"Fumbling toward Ecstasy"-Sarah McLachlan.
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16. Well, I can name 3 that are tied for first place.
“Green,” REM
“Talk Is Cheap,” Keith Richards
“Straight Outta Compton,” NWA
“Green,” REM
“Talk Is Cheap,” Keith Richards
“Straight Outta Compton,” NWA
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Name a perfect album that came out when you were 16
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Home, Like No Place Is There - The Hotelier
You’re Gonna Miss It All - Modern Baseball
Old tree in the backyard was dying so we took a few branches down
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Old tree in the backyard was dying so we took a few branches down
Damn I never thought I would see one of my former college professors get dunked on by The Big Sky Conference but here we are
They all could beat UAB that’s for sure
Watching this game, and the first thing that I think is, “Damn, these kids are small. They look like middle schoolers.”
And that’s when I realized that’s why they are in FCS, and not FBS.
And that’s when I realized that’s why they are in FCS, and not FBS.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Damn I never thought I would see one of my former college professors get dunked on by The Big Sky Conference but here we are
Girlfriend and I locked in yesterday and did homemade caramel apples
October 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Girlfriend and I locked in yesterday and did homemade caramel apples
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I worked for a freight factoring company out of college and had almost the exact same situation as the tequila heist happen to one of my drivers except it was 48k lbs of pre-mixed margaritas delivered to a building that was labeled (not official signage) as K-Mart
October 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I worked for a freight factoring company out of college and had almost the exact same situation as the tequila heist happen to one of my drivers except it was 48k lbs of pre-mixed margaritas delivered to a building that was labeled (not official signage) as K-Mart
Made a cottage pie. I’m locked in on my cold weather meals early this year
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Made a cottage pie. I’m locked in on my cold weather meals early this year
Made a chicken pot pie with biscuits instead of pie crust
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Made a chicken pot pie with biscuits instead of pie crust
The UVA student section spending the end of the fourth quarter and overtime right on the field is so cool
September 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The UVA student section spending the end of the fourth quarter and overtime right on the field is so cool
The collective surrender cobras behind the end zone are an incredible visual
September 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The collective surrender cobras behind the end zone are an incredible visual
Omg what a catch
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Omg what a catch
Somebody go find Mary Tinker it’s time to raise some hell
September 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Somebody go find Mary Tinker it’s time to raise some hell
New Mexico!
a dog standing on its hind legs in a forest
ALT: a dog standing on its hind legs in a forest
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September 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
New Mexico!
Overtime between Michigan State and BC on NBC
September 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Overtime between Michigan State and BC on NBC
Aidan Chiles has extreme Pac 12 after dark energy (complimentary)
September 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Aidan Chiles has extreme Pac 12 after dark energy (complimentary)
I’ve always said the best offense is a good punt game
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’ve always said the best offense is a good punt game