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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 6d

yeah!

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 6d

⠀
⠀...krumping?
⠀

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 6d

I'm krumping, sweetie!

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 6d

I'm krumping, sweetie!

⠀⠀—クリス. @krismaseve.bsky.social · 6d

⠀
⠀...mom, what the hell're you doin'...?
⠀

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 6d

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 6d

a black and white drawing of a dog and a woman standing next to each other in a living room .

ALT: a black and white drawing of a dog and a woman standing next to each other in a living room .

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Reposted by 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗.

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Aug 5

. . !

https://x.com/o245162/status/1952204919853003024?s=46

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 21d

a pixel art of a dog sitting in front of a fireplace

ALT: a pixel art of a dog sitting in front of a fireplace

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 21d

Baking a pie, with a bit of music playing.

Shaking it a little.

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 21d

a cartoon goat with a purple shirt is standing in front of a tree

ALT: a cartoon goat with a purple shirt is standing in front of a tree

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 22d

oops

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · 22d

Sigh. . . that statue.

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Sep 3

https://x.com/miz7xf/status/1835870081496277354?s=46

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Aug 27

I have been told. . .

I'm "thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

What does this mean?

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Aug 13

downing a glass of wine.

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Aug 5

. . !

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 29

I haven't dressed "fancy" in so long. . .

https://x.com/o245162/status/1892484675710407115?s=46

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 19

Oh, I knew the first part.

I just saw Rudy not too long ago.

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 19

Oh my. . .

I was not aware of this.

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 19

The right to top. . ?

( she'd raise a brow. )

I would not want to get in a fight with your mother.

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 19

If you'd like, dear.

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 18

who wants me.

who ISN'T my ex.

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 18

Yes. I think so.

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 18

a cartoon goat with a purple shirt is standing in front of a tree

ALT: a cartoon goat with a purple shirt is standing in front of a tree

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

Well, was it not fun? Spending time in the sun, relaxing on the beach, swimming in the water?

Carol Holiday @intimidatinghorse.bsky.social · Jul 17

* I never understood the love for the beach. The sand always gets caked into my fur. And of course I'd find sand in my bed months later

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

Speaking of hot, I remember when Carol and I used to go on those beach days. It took forever to convince her to go out with me!

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

Exactly. . !

I can't remember the amount of times Kris had tried to drink it.

✧⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒶𝓈𝓆𝓊𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 ⋆✧ @order-order.bsky.social · Jul 17

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀oh yes, impure water can be such an annoyance. . .

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀best to bring your own purified water !

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

Absolutely.

And I had to learn the hard way that saltwater dehydrates you.

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

Oh, yes. I was going to go down to the river.

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𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

Oh? Thank you, ma'am.

And the same for me.

✧⋆ 🎀 𝒯𝒶𝓈𝓆𝓊𝑒 𝑀𝒶𝓃𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓇 🎀 ⋆✧ @order-order.bsky.social · Jul 17

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
Of course ma'am!

⠀⠀ ⠀if you ever require my services I would be happy to assist

𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘, 𝗠𝗬 𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @tutoriels.bsky.social · Jul 17

As did I.

It is very nice to meet another friend.