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Anise, Occult P.I., Stakin' the Forsakin' Since '87
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Now that I'm undead, I have a life / Cult Film / Kylux / Sir Kay the Sewer Shitpost Klub / Dark Shadows / Mouthy Jerk Rescue Aid Society / Gigarageous / She/Her / 🔞 / 🏳️‍🌈 / Twitter @ Twigbelly / AO3 @ SentinelSaber
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I've been livetweeting the entire Dark Shadows soap opera for a few years now. Up to this point, the whole thread has been on Twitter. From here on out, I'm double-posting on BlueSky, too. Due to BlueSky's scrolling problems in long threads, I'll occasionally break off and link to a new thread.
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DECEMBER EDITING, DAY 1: Just pulling out this character's appearances from the text to compare side-by-side is taking FOREVER. Because I am LAZY. And DISTRACTED. By CYBER MONDAY
December 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Here we fucking ass go AGAIN.
Tell your lawmakers to oppose the Kids Online Safety Act- there are better ways to protect kids online without throwing other vulnerable people under the bus.

www.stopkosa.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 30: Editing on a holiday weekend is like pulling teeth, and it's not helped by the fact that I just realised I might need to add A WHOLE NEW SUBPLOT BECAUSE CANON SCREWED ME AGAIN
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Sometimes an old educational short really stands out from its fellows by having a married couple that clearly fucks www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYY1...
Goodbye Weeds!
YouTube video by A/V Geeks 16mm Films
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December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends, foes, and the horny weirdos wondering what the absolute hell I'm drafting. I care about some of you!
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Is it tradition that my credit card gets stolen every Christmas or is that just the time scammers get 'round to my initial on the list of potential marks?
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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NOVEMBER DRAFTING, DAY 25: The coke is back in! Yay!
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 23: Again sadly distracted by reading instead of writing. But I'm starting to catch my voice again.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Thanksgiving approaches rapidly and the uninitiated are struggling
November 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oh, no. We lost Udo Kier. He was so delightful every time he was onscreen; I was just making a joke about his Frankenstein's nose obsession today. Truly a man who fucked life in the gallbladder.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
wow okay
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
So I guess it's time for me to remind you all that you can substitute ground-up gingersnaps for flour in your Thanksgiving gravy and Vincent Price wants you to
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 22: Another good day of work! Slow work! But lots of it! We ticked off a lot of to-do items in this single conversation AND described the Heroine!
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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"the writer's barely-disguised fetish" WRONG, all my fetishes are out in the open and actively make what i write even better
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 21: 'Do NOT line edit,' I whisper-scream to myself, agonising over word choices in paragraphs which will probably be cut
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Ten glorious years. Here’s to ten more! 🎉🥂 #Kylux
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Big ups to the Phan who did today's Youtube Doodle of Erik and Christine making out and Raoul nowhere to be fucking seen
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 20: In which I wrote a little, then realised I hated all of it EVEN MORE than the stuff it was replacing.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 19: I'M WRITING AGAIN! HEROINE, I MISSED YOU, GIRL!
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I think we can all agree that:
1) Columbo should never be remade; and
2) If they do remake Columbo, the only possible person to play him is Mark Ruffalo
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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NOVEMBER DRAFTING, DAY 18: Okay, I'm going to lose it if I have to work on my outline much longer. I finished organising my General and Character punchlist sections. Tomorrow I do Chapter One, then jump in and start editing/rewriting it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 16: Finished sorting my notes by chapter! Now I get to sort them chronologically within the chapters! THRILL!
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Most of the time I'm sure my parents are completely normal people, then they do shit like try to invite themselves to my gynecological appointment
November 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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NOVEMBER EDITING, DAY 15: In which I find several tired notes reminding myself to describe people other than the Male Lead (whose description, if you recall, was vague to begin with.)
November 16, 2025 at 3:59 AM
mods are asleep, post female gaze
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM