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A wild creature appears! Sometimes a deermouse, sometimes a raccoon. Seattle area. Therian. Mushroom whisperer.
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📌 A bit about me:

A raccoon (sometimes deermouse) that lives in the PNW forest.

Your garbage and attic are safe from me, I want nothing to do with either.

I forage and grow mushrooms, hike, travel, and try to make the most of life!

Was therian before I was furry, and have been at it since 1998.
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I’ve had this since I switched to iPhone, but it’s inconsistent. Sometimes it goes through fine, sometimes it does this. I’m guessing it depends on whether the recipient is on android or not
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Ugh, Apple, why do you suck so bad at messaging?

I AM on WiFi. I don’t get cell reception at home. It still fails even if I turn off airplane mode (which I keep on because my battery dies otherwise)
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Ack! Sorry you’re down with it. I got my booster on Friday, thankfully
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And not even the cartoon pink panther, the fiberglass insulation pink panther.
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Ferret zoomies can be very hazardous!
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Seems like a trustworthy chap. I’m in!
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I have a few new ones I got for that price, but some if them are already showing wear after maybe a dozen washes
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Yup, it’s awful.
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It’s enough to keep me from wanting to buy shirts I might care about. So I just buy generic blank shirts from costco or whatever
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Seriously though, the raccoon is adorable and I want one
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That’s probably a uniquely small-town experience. I had different schools for elementary, middle, and high school, all with different busses.
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I have 20yr old t-shirts that are in similar condition to 2 year old t-shirts. I wear them all about the same frequency. It’s shocking just how crappy and disposable literally everything has gotten.
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It blows my mind whenever I hear about people leaving work early every day to “pick their kids up from school”.

I always either walked, took the bus, or rode my bike.
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Hmmm, I have been wearing my latex a lot more recently. 🤔
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I’m so glad that I don’t get hit hard by vaccines. Did those on Friday and I had a slight cough on Sunday and that was it
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Ridiculously cute. It’s the huge eyes. Just like the actual critter
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I was drinking with some friends the other day and we were all sharing a German beer.

I commented that it was good, but I prefer it served in the traditional style:

Sit outside on a very cold day and don’t drink it until a layer of ice starts to form.

It’s best when the Helles freezes over.
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I keep getting atlasian guard or some shit emailed on my work email, as if I have the ability to make purchasing decisions. It’s obnoxious
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I always liked burgerville when I lived down there, but if I can get a real burger at a restaurant or bar for the same price, gonna give them a miss. Taco bell has also gotten to “I can go to a sit down Mexican restaurant for the same price” levels of ridiculousness.