Twig
@twigmouse.bsky.social
A wild raccoon appears! Formerly a deer mouse. Seattle area forest dweller. Therian. Mushroom whisperer.
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Twig
@twigmouse.bsky.social
· Oct 12
📌 A bit about me:
A raccoon (sometimes deermouse) that lives in the PNW forest.
Your garbage and attic are safe from me, I want nothing to do with either.
I forage and grow mushrooms, hike, travel, and try to make the most of life!
Was therian before I was furry, and have been at it since 1998.
A raccoon (sometimes deermouse) that lives in the PNW forest.
Your garbage and attic are safe from me, I want nothing to do with either.
I forage and grow mushrooms, hike, travel, and try to make the most of life!
Was therian before I was furry, and have been at it since 1998.
My favorite amazon “brand” name so far.
January 30, 2026 at 7:06 AM
My favorite amazon “brand” name so far.
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Ancestral Mouse 🐭🍄 it cannot be killed in a way that matters
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Ancestral Mouse 🐭🍄 it cannot be killed in a way that matters
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The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 AM
The Most Frightening Unsolved Case You’ve NEVER Heard Of
Saw a local friend this evening 💚
January 23, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Saw a local friend this evening 💚
I hope y’all got your content filters set, because this is most certainly behind a content filter.
This scene was incredible and melted me in the best possible ways.
This scene was incredible and melted me in the best possible ways.
Had fun with @twigmouse.bsky.social fuck machine with a fun large toy, estim milker and lots of bondage.
A few loads were extracted.
A few loads were extracted.
January 20, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I hope y’all got your content filters set, because this is most certainly behind a content filter.
This scene was incredible and melted me in the best possible ways.
This scene was incredible and melted me in the best possible ways.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I remembered another one today.
When I was a kid the McDonalds sign used to have an actual number and “billions served” and the franchises would update it regularly. Now the signs just all say “billions and billions served”.
When I was a kid the McDonalds sign used to have an actual number and “billions served” and the franchises would update it regularly. Now the signs just all say “billions and billions served”.
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I remembered another one today.
When I was a kid the McDonalds sign used to have an actual number and “billions served” and the franchises would update it regularly. Now the signs just all say “billions and billions served”.
When I was a kid the McDonalds sign used to have an actual number and “billions served” and the franchises would update it regularly. Now the signs just all say “billions and billions served”.
Strong feral raccoon energy from me all weekend and today. Feeling very “creature” lately and it’s been very nice
January 20, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Strong feral raccoon energy from me all weekend and today. Feeling very “creature” lately and it’s been very nice
I never appear older than I do when sitting in a barber chair staring in the mirror during a haircut.
January 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I never appear older than I do when sitting in a barber chair staring in the mirror during a haircut.
The urge to groom their fur is STRONG
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The urge to groom their fur is STRONG
Someone in one of these threads pointed out that the “fire code” rule is actually about occupancy, as in, how many people can STAY in a room, not how many people can BE in a room. Let’s examine that more closely.
Staying at the Marriott for FC...
Warning! Be Advised
Warning! Be Advised
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Someone in one of these threads pointed out that the “fire code” rule is actually about occupancy, as in, how many people can STAY in a room, not how many people can BE in a room. Let’s examine that more closely.
“Bro, is it gay to eat Cheerios?”
what fresh hell is this on the streets of brooklyn?
January 10, 2026 at 8:39 AM
“Bro, is it gay to eat Cheerios?”
Paying for dial-up internet access by the hour, long before “always on” internet became the norm.
"Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?"
People smoking in the doctor's office.
People smoking in the doctor's office.
January 10, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Paying for dial-up internet access by the hour, long before “always on” internet became the norm.
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Oh cool, my biography is out!
January 9, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Oh cool, my biography is out!
One of the last epic adventures I went on before injury limited my ability to do stuff like this for long enough that now I don’t know if I’ll ever be in shape enough to do it again. I want to though, it was an incredible trip!
Two epic rodents exploring Alaska, with an emphasis on the Castner Glacier ice cave actively disintegrating alongside us in July 2022. 🥰🐀🐁 Featuring special guest, @twigmouse.bsky.social !
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
One of the last epic adventures I went on before injury limited my ability to do stuff like this for long enough that now I don’t know if I’ll ever be in shape enough to do it again. I want to though, it was an incredible trip!
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It got to an estimated -74F last night, turning a couple of days at my friend's into 5+ as every fluid, including fuel, solidified. My tires are frozen/locked. Some relay is frozen stuck, making my car think it is turned on and draining the battery. Fun times in interior Alaska. :p
January 4, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It got to an estimated -74F last night, turning a couple of days at my friend's into 5+ as every fluid, including fuel, solidified. My tires are frozen/locked. Some relay is frozen stuck, making my car think it is turned on and draining the battery. Fun times in interior Alaska. :p
Can we be done with blue LEDs on everything yet?
They're literally the worst LED color for visual acuity and restful sleep. Bring back red and amber LEDs please. Our eyes can actually resolve detail in red light and it doesn't mess with our circadian rhythms!
They're literally the worst LED color for visual acuity and restful sleep. Bring back red and amber LEDs please. Our eyes can actually resolve detail in red light and it doesn't mess with our circadian rhythms!
January 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Can we be done with blue LEDs on everything yet?
They're literally the worst LED color for visual acuity and restful sleep. Bring back red and amber LEDs please. Our eyes can actually resolve detail in red light and it doesn't mess with our circadian rhythms!
They're literally the worst LED color for visual acuity and restful sleep. Bring back red and amber LEDs please. Our eyes can actually resolve detail in red light and it doesn't mess with our circadian rhythms!
I have so many adventures I wanna do, and I I have means, the time, and the health to do many of them.
What I don’t have is someone to do them with!
Adventuring solo can be fun, but it’s so much better to share the experiences with someone.
What I don’t have is someone to do them with!
Adventuring solo can be fun, but it’s so much better to share the experiences with someone.
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I have so many adventures I wanna do, and I I have means, the time, and the health to do many of them.
What I don’t have is someone to do them with!
Adventuring solo can be fun, but it’s so much better to share the experiences with someone.
What I don’t have is someone to do them with!
Adventuring solo can be fun, but it’s so much better to share the experiences with someone.
Me, looking for campgrounds that have "raccoon problems" so I can plan trips to them.
Several in California!
Several in California!
January 2, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Me, looking for campgrounds that have "raccoon problems" so I can plan trips to them.
Several in California!
Several in California!