Twinks and Tote Bags
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Twitter Refugee. Pro-Science. Pro-Vaxxer.
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
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My most viral post ever over at the other place.
The Crown
January 28, 2026 at 12:18 PM
The Crown
On days like today I could do with an ice-bucket hat like Marlon Brando had in The Island of Dr Moreau. #melbourne #melbweather
January 27, 2026 at 12:39 PM
On days like today I could do with an ice-bucket hat like Marlon Brando had in The Island of Dr Moreau. #melbourne #melbweather
Looks like something you’d get from a $2 shop or in a showbag.
January 26, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Looks like something you’d get from a $2 shop or in a showbag.
“Why should the state make that obsolete?”
Because charity is a failure of government, fuckwit.
Because charity is a failure of government, fuckwit.
January 25, 2026 at 11:34 AM
“Why should the state make that obsolete?”
Because charity is a failure of government, fuckwit.
Because charity is a failure of government, fuckwit.
If only there was something the federal government could do to help the homeless…
Australians shouldn’t have to run across the country to fundraise for the homeless. Charity is a failure of government.
#auspol
Australians shouldn’t have to run across the country to fundraise for the homeless. Charity is a failure of government.
#auspol
January 25, 2026 at 10:03 AM
If only there was something the federal government could do to help the homeless…
Australians shouldn’t have to run across the country to fundraise for the homeless. Charity is a failure of government.
#auspol
Australians shouldn’t have to run across the country to fundraise for the homeless. Charity is a failure of government.
#auspol
I’m a loudmouthed bogan scrubber from MAFS, get me out of here! #ImACelebrityAU
January 25, 2026 at 8:36 AM
I’m a loudmouthed bogan scrubber from MAFS, get me out of here! #ImACelebrityAU
Second day back on Lexapro and my libido has already been wiped out, and I feel like a zombie.
January 25, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Second day back on Lexapro and my libido has already been wiped out, and I feel like a zombie.
Just got asked for ID while buying gin. I am 39 years old.
January 24, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Just got asked for ID while buying gin. I am 39 years old.
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Toddler gonna toddle.
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Toddler gonna toddle.
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imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
imagine if you took all the city's meat and put it in a freezer
Brooklyn Beckham if you are lucky enough to have rich parents don’t criticise them until after they’re dead.
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Brooklyn Beckham if you are lucky enough to have rich parents don’t criticise them until after they’re dead.
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Sara Lee Chocolate Pies
What is a discontinued food item or snack from your childhood that you would genuinely pay $100 to taste one last time?
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Sara Lee Chocolate Pies
Marcia Hines’ daughter and Brendan Fevola’s daughter. More like “I’m a nepo baby, get me out of here!!”
#ImACelebrityAU
#ImACelebrityAU
January 18, 2026 at 8:44 AM
Marcia Hines’ daughter and Brendan Fevola’s daughter. More like “I’m a nepo baby, get me out of here!!”
#ImACelebrityAU
#ImACelebrityAU
My favourite part of #ImACelebrityAU is when the so-called “celebrities” have to explain to each-other who they are.
January 18, 2026 at 8:12 AM
My favourite part of #ImACelebrityAU is when the so-called “celebrities” have to explain to each-other who they are.
What a vibe. Vanessa Redgrave dancing with an AK-47 Kalashnikov in a Palestinian refugee camp in Lebanon in 1977.
January 17, 2026 at 8:43 AM
What a vibe. Vanessa Redgrave dancing with an AK-47 Kalashnikov in a Palestinian refugee camp in Lebanon in 1977.
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Penny Wong doing her part to destroy international law
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Penny Wong doing her part to destroy international law