Twinks and Tote Bags
@twinkocalypse.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Pro-Science. Pro-Vaxxer.
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
He/Him.
Melbourne, Australia
But can still afford the stage three tax cuts for those earning over $200,000…
#auspol
#auspol
Jim Chalmers says the end to the "temporary" subsidy was a "hard" decision but recognises pressures on the budget.
Breaking: Government will not extend energy bill relief
Jim Chalmers says the end to the "temporary" subsidy was a "hard" decision but recognises pressures on the budget.
www.abc.net.au
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
But can still afford the stage three tax cuts for those earning over $200,000…
#auspol
#auspol
Fuckwit tourists in Melbourne buy hot chips then throw them at the seagulls.
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Fuckwit tourists in Melbourne buy hot chips then throw them at the seagulls.
Guy on the tram talking on his phone in Spanish and all of a sudden he mentions “crystal meth”.
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Guy on the tram talking on his phone in Spanish and all of a sudden he mentions “crystal meth”.
The perfect last-minute Christmas present for that special someone:
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The perfect last-minute Christmas present for that special someone:
Bit passive aggressive of Spotify to tell people their listening age. Get fucked. Im sticking with Apple Music.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Bit passive aggressive of Spotify to tell people their listening age. Get fucked. Im sticking with Apple Music.
American mother of two moves to Melbourne Australia and complains about all-gender toilets at Camberwell primary. Yet mourns the death of Charlie Kirk, who said child rape victims should be banned from aborting their rapists baby. Maybe move to Texas or a like-minded US state, Christina! #auspol
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
American mother of two moves to Melbourne Australia and complains about all-gender toilets at Camberwell primary. Yet mourns the death of Charlie Kirk, who said child rape victims should be banned from aborting their rapists baby. Maybe move to Texas or a like-minded US state, Christina! #auspol
Me normally: we are a backwater, our government are corrupt corporate puppets, housing is too expensive, I can’t find a bulk-billing doctor, we don’t even have dental in Medicare.
Me when an American voices one of their stupid American opinions about Australia:
Me when an American voices one of their stupid American opinions about Australia:
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Me normally: we are a backwater, our government are corrupt corporate puppets, housing is too expensive, I can’t find a bulk-billing doctor, we don’t even have dental in Medicare.
Me when an American voices one of their stupid American opinions about Australia:
Me when an American voices one of their stupid American opinions about Australia:
Guys you can tell you’re getting old when sales assistants stop calling you mate and start calling you sir.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Guys you can tell you’re getting old when sales assistants stop calling you mate and start calling you sir.
Some rare good news
Today's the day when I finally approve of a Pauline Hanson policy.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Some rare good news
As well as historically wanting high migration and a bigger population, the Institute of Public Affairs also supports abolishing the minimum wage…
#auspol
#auspol
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
As well as historically wanting high migration and a bigger population, the Institute of Public Affairs also supports abolishing the minimum wage…
#auspol
#auspol
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What a first world problem.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
What a first world problem.
Robert Irwin reinforces to Americans the stereotype of Australians, as Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie have, that is totally inaccurate. We aren’t all white and blonde.
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Robert Irwin reinforces to Americans the stereotype of Australians, as Chris Hemsworth and Margot Robbie have, that is totally inaccurate. We aren’t all white and blonde.
“Non aggression pact”
“Practical progress on these aspects would set the basis for talking about”
They aren’t the Soviet Union negotiating with Nazi Germany FFS
No wonder they have gotten nowhere and achieved no electoral gains in 24 years.
“Practical progress on these aspects would set the basis for talking about”
They aren’t the Soviet Union negotiating with Nazi Germany FFS
No wonder they have gotten nowhere and achieved no electoral gains in 24 years.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“Non aggression pact”
“Practical progress on these aspects would set the basis for talking about”
They aren’t the Soviet Union negotiating with Nazi Germany FFS
No wonder they have gotten nowhere and achieved no electoral gains in 24 years.
“Practical progress on these aspects would set the basis for talking about”
They aren’t the Soviet Union negotiating with Nazi Germany FFS
No wonder they have gotten nowhere and achieved no electoral gains in 24 years.
Woman’s husband just died and she’s busy writing letters to the editor correcting someone’s grammar. The Age’s letter-writing boomers remain undefeated.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Woman’s husband just died and she’s busy writing letters to the editor correcting someone’s grammar. The Age’s letter-writing boomers remain undefeated.
The Murdoch press rails against immigration now but until a couple of years ago they had been at the forefront of advocating for high immigration. #auspol
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The Murdoch press rails against immigration now but until a couple of years ago they had been at the forefront of advocating for high immigration. #auspol