Twinks and Tote Bags
twinkocalypse.bsky.social
Twinks and Tote Bags
@twinkocalypse.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee. Pro-Science. Pro-Vaxxer.
He/Him.

Melbourne, Australia
Is this replacing 13SICK or duplicating it? #auspol
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
And 13SICK we’ve had for years…
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Appalling lack of empathy for the victim.
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Spotted on Chapel street Windsor 😂
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
The perfect last-minute Christmas present for that special someone:
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Happy to tolerate school shootings but draws the line at all-gender bathrooms at her kids school.
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
American mother of two moves to Melbourne Australia and complains about all-gender toilets at Camberwell primary. Yet mourns the death of Charlie Kirk, who said child rape victims should be banned from aborting their rapists baby. Maybe move to Texas or a like-minded US state, Christina! #auspol
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Albo and Victorian opposition leader Jess Wilson’s husband Aaron Lane had a twitter beef in 2014 😂 #auspol #springst
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Turns out Jess Wilson’s husband Aaron Lane also wanted to privatise Tasmania’s forests, opposed bailing out Qantas, opposed Abbott’s paid parental leave scheme, and opposed anti-bullying laws. #auspol #springst
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Me normally: we are a backwater, our government are corrupt corporate puppets, housing is too expensive, I can’t find a bulk-billing doctor, we don’t even have dental in Medicare.

Me when an American voices one of their stupid American opinions about Australia:
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Victorian Liberal leader Jess Wilson’s husband Aaron Lane used to work for the Institute of Public Affairs where he called for the abolition of the minimum wage and penalty rates. #springst #auspol
November 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
As well as historically wanting high migration and a bigger population, the Institute of Public Affairs also supports abolishing the minimum wage…
#auspol
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OMG
This from 2015
#auspol
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 AM
2016 vs 2019
#auspol
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
“purple hared artarts student”
#auspol
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What a first world problem.
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 AM
“Non aggression pact”
“Practical progress on these aspects would set the basis for talking about”
They aren’t the Soviet Union negotiating with Nazi Germany FFS
No wonder they have gotten nowhere and achieved no electoral gains in 24 years.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Woman’s husband just died and she’s busy writing letters to the editor correcting someone’s grammar. The Age’s letter-writing boomers remain undefeated.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM