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MΛƧӨП
@twistadoob.bsky.social
Fuck the USA

i love my girlfriend, fishing, Star Wars, Marvel, food, hockey, and my little puppies Chandler and Chewie 🐶
I just single handedly stopped main street from flooding. You're welcome Vancouver
December 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Chandler and Chewie
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Quinn Hughes scores in his Minnesota Wild debut.
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What if the Canucks actually get first overall, what are the chances they immediately call Chicago about Bedard. Who says no?
December 13, 2025 at 7:38 AM
HOLY FUCK BROUGH FROM THE TOP LINE
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
FUCK THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If you're shopping for a Canucks fan, these are at winners on Cambie.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The boss wouldn't answer my phone calls so I texted him and said we hit the gas line. Immediately called me back.

Modern problems require modern solutions.
December 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This Canucks team is so trash. How the fuck do you have Hronek and Hughes on the ice and Copp is just all by himself in front of the goalie.

WHILE IM TYPING THIS THEY GET SCORED ON GAHAHAHA
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Had a great dinner with the fishing bros
December 8, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Man, fishing with the boys is so fucking good for the soul. Just non stop laughs
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM