I just single handedly stopped main street from flooding. You're welcome Vancouver

Chandler and Chewie

Quinn Hughes scores in his Minnesota Wild debut.

What if the Canucks actually get first overall, what are the chances they immediately call Chicago about Bedard. Who says no?

HOLY FUCK BROUGH FROM THE TOP LINE

FUCK THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS

If you're shopping for a Canucks fan, these are at winners on Cambie.

The boss wouldn't answer my phone calls so I texted him and said we hit the gas line. Immediately called me back.

Modern problems require modern solutions.

This Canucks team is so trash. How the fuck do you have Hronek and Hughes on the ice and Copp is just all by himself in front of the goalie.

WHILE IM TYPING THIS THEY GET SCORED ON GAHAHAHA

Had a great dinner with the fishing bros

Man, fishing with the boys is so fucking good for the soul. Just non stop laughs