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Fuck the USA
i love my girlfriend, fishing, Star Wars, Marvel, food, hockey, and my little puppies Chandler and Chewie 🐶
i love my girlfriend, fishing, Star Wars, Marvel, food, hockey, and my little puppies Chandler and Chewie 🐶
Yes I explained that horribly.
The best possible hand is a royal flush.
The best possible hand with the community cards in the middle and your two cards, is called the nuts.
The best possible hand is a royal flush.
The best possible hand with the community cards in the middle and your two cards, is called the nuts.
December 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Yes I explained that horribly.
The best possible hand is a royal flush.
The best possible hand with the community cards in the middle and your two cards, is called the nuts.
The best possible hand is a royal flush.
The best possible hand with the community cards in the middle and your two cards, is called the nuts.
When you have the best possible hand dealt, meaning you know you hold the cards that you know you're guaranteed to win the hand, it's called the nuts.
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
When you have the best possible hand dealt, meaning you know you hold the cards that you know you're guaranteed to win the hand, it's called the nuts.
Look up what the best possible hand is in poker. (It's not a royal flush)
December 17, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Look up what the best possible hand is in poker. (It's not a royal flush)
am I the only person who gets this joke?
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
am I the only person who gets this joke?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is actually a very clever joke
December 17, 2025 at 6:03 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is actually a very clever joke
It's almost like they are trying to have an accident so they can justify declaring war with them.
December 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's almost like they are trying to have an accident so they can justify declaring war with them.
Damn I've done all of this and I'm not even old.. fuck
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Damn I've done all of this and I'm not even old.. fuck
It doesn't even taste like strawberry. Anything strawberry flavor doesn't taste like actual strawberry
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
It doesn't even taste like strawberry. Anything strawberry flavor doesn't taste like actual strawberry
Why does your cat look like Ron Perlman?
December 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Why does your cat look like Ron Perlman?
Where the hell have you been?!
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Where the hell have you been?!
Oh we're fighting. Thems fighting words
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh we're fighting. Thems fighting words
Holy shit look who it is
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Holy shit look who it is
As a life long wild fan, that is weird
December 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
As a life long wild fan, that is weird
Congratulations sir.
I'm telling you, you will not know a more loyal dog. I've had mine for 3 and 2 years, and we connect together on such a level, I didn't know it was possible.
The best dogs man. I hope we can all meet soon
I'm telling you, you will not know a more loyal dog. I've had mine for 3 and 2 years, and we connect together on such a level, I didn't know it was possible.
The best dogs man. I hope we can all meet soon
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Congratulations sir.
I'm telling you, you will not know a more loyal dog. I've had mine for 3 and 2 years, and we connect together on such a level, I didn't know it was possible.
The best dogs man. I hope we can all meet soon
I'm telling you, you will not know a more loyal dog. I've had mine for 3 and 2 years, and we connect together on such a level, I didn't know it was possible.
The best dogs man. I hope we can all meet soon
I love her so much already
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I love her so much already
WELCOME TO THE YORKIE FAMILY!!! MEET CHANDLER AND CHEWIE
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
WELCOME TO THE YORKIE FAMILY!!! MEET CHANDLER AND CHEWIE
Dude I hate to say it but he's gonna be in the conversation as "one of the greats" to never win a cup.
Dude deserves so much. Probably one of my fave players.
Dude deserves so much. Probably one of my fave players.
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Dude I hate to say it but he's gonna be in the conversation as "one of the greats" to never win a cup.
Dude deserves so much. Probably one of my fave players.
Dude deserves so much. Probably one of my fave players.
No, #13 Mats Sundin (the reason I became a Canucks fan)
December 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
No, #13 Mats Sundin (the reason I became a Canucks fan)