Two Left Boots
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LFC supporter, gamer, dog servant, writer. Not necessarily in that order.
Last time we did this was in 1953.
72 years ago.
The season we were relegated to the second tier.
72 years ago.
The season we were relegated to the second tier.
Conceding three goals.
Three times in three fixtures.
Twice at home.
Three times in three fixtures.
Twice at home.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Last time we did this was in 1953.
72 years ago.
The season we were relegated to the second tier.
72 years ago.
The season we were relegated to the second tier.
I’m looking forward to going to my first match of the season, vs Sunderland, this time next week. Anfield is such a great place to be.
Not looking forward to the utter battering this team will undoubtedly get if changes aren’t made.
Not looking forward to the utter battering this team will undoubtedly get if changes aren’t made.
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m looking forward to going to my first match of the season, vs Sunderland, this time next week. Anfield is such a great place to be.
Not looking forward to the utter battering this team will undoubtedly get if changes aren’t made.
Not looking forward to the utter battering this team will undoubtedly get if changes aren’t made.
Struggling to understand how we continually look better with Chiesa on the pitch but he’ll never appear before the last 15 minutes.
The end feels nearer than New Year.
The end feels nearer than New Year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Struggling to understand how we continually look better with Chiesa on the pitch but he’ll never appear before the last 15 minutes.
The end feels nearer than New Year.
The end feels nearer than New Year.
Conceding three goals.
Three times in three fixtures.
Twice at home.
Three times in three fixtures.
Twice at home.
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Conceding three goals.
Three times in three fixtures.
Twice at home.
Three times in three fixtures.
Twice at home.
And now, the end is near….
“Fede time” would be nice
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
And now, the end is near….
“Fede time” would be nice
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
“Fede time” would be nice
Anfield has woken up again.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Anfield has woken up again.
All the domination in the World but we’ve forgotten how to defend.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
All the domination in the World but we’ve forgotten how to defend.
Can understand why, to be fair.
Big Virg has had enough of this official.
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Can understand why, to be fair.
Big Virg has had enough of this official.
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Big Virg has had enough of this official.
SZOBO!!!!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
SZOBO!!!!!!!!!!
Well, we like a challenge.
Apparently.
Apparently.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Well, we like a challenge.
Apparently.
Apparently.
One job to do tonight, lads!
November 26, 2025 at 7:56 PM
One job to do tonight, lads!
If you ever need an illustration of how meaningless the xG figure is...
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If you ever need an illustration of how meaningless the xG figure is...
Now, there’s a top 4 I’d rather not be in
4 - Liverpool are just the fourth side to start a season as defending champions in the Premier League with 6+ defeats in their first 12 games, after Blackburn Rovers in 1995-96 (6), Chelsea in 2015-16 (7), and Leicester City in 2016-17 (6). Crumbling.
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Now, there’s a top 4 I’d rather not be in
We’re too slow - at everything and to everything - and as predictable as Cody cutting inside to try to curl one into the top corner.
In the Premier League, we’ve been utterly found out, so some fundamental change needs to occur… and swiftly.
In the Premier League, we’ve been utterly found out, so some fundamental change needs to occur… and swiftly.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
We’re too slow - at everything and to everything - and as predictable as Cody cutting inside to try to curl one into the top corner.
In the Premier League, we’ve been utterly found out, so some fundamental change needs to occur… and swiftly.
In the Premier League, we’ve been utterly found out, so some fundamental change needs to occur… and swiftly.
Putting aside the UCL, which we might turn up for, we’ve got an in-form West Ham side next weekend, followed by high-flying Sunderland.
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Putting aside the UCL, which we might turn up for, we’ve got an in-form West Ham side next weekend, followed by high-flying Sunderland.
Outside of Wolves, we must have the worst form in the Premier League… and losing out on all European football, let alone UCL, could set us back years.
Are we calling it a crisis yet?
Are we calling it a crisis yet?
a man in a suit and tie is covering his face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his face
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Outside of Wolves, we must have the worst form in the Premier League… and losing out on all European football, let alone UCL, could set us back years.
Are we calling it a crisis yet?
Are we calling it a crisis yet?
And now we’re back to panic-stations… throw every attacker on (apart from Chiesa, of course).
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
And now we’re back to panic-stations… throw every attacker on (apart from Chiesa, of course).
Incredible.
Keep getting hit on the quick break and keep doing our ridiculously slow crab movement up the pitch.
Really dire and absolutely no sign of the performance we had against Villa or Madrid.
Keep getting hit on the quick break and keep doing our ridiculously slow crab movement up the pitch.
Really dire and absolutely no sign of the performance we had against Villa or Madrid.
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Incredible.
Keep getting hit on the quick break and keep doing our ridiculously slow crab movement up the pitch.
Really dire and absolutely no sign of the performance we had against Villa or Madrid.
Keep getting hit on the quick break and keep doing our ridiculously slow crab movement up the pitch.
Really dire and absolutely no sign of the performance we had against Villa or Madrid.
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Ahead of next week's Budget, the Green Party is calling for immediate cost of living measures to cut bills by hundreds of pounds, and for fair taxes on extreme wealth to raise over £30 billion a year.
Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Ahead of next week's Budget, the Green Party is calling for immediate cost of living measures to cut bills by hundreds of pounds, and for fair taxes on extreme wealth to raise over £30 billion a year.
Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
Cut Bills. Tax Billionaires.
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Dear Mahmood/Labour,
Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X.
Yours
The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK
Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X.
Yours
The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK
Tommy Robinson is claiming credit for the language/policy being used by the Labour government (about deporting people found to be refugees once their home country is deemed safe)
November 16, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Dear Mahmood/Labour,
Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X.
Yours
The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK
Once the strutting fascist, Yaxley Lennon, is taking credit for your policies, you must know you’ve completely lost your way. You need to get your head out of your arse and your account off X.
Yours
The real silent (fair-minded and ignored) majority of the UK
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The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The fact that this person remains Health Secretary is objectively one of the most significant British political scandals of the post-Covid era. But because he's doing something the media barons like, everyone has decided it's fine.
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Wes Streeting has received £225k from private healthcare donors in the past year and I just don't think my morals could be bought for the price of half a London flat. I don't know if I have a number that would make me sell my country's health service down the river but Wes and I are different.
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Wes Streeting has received £225k from private healthcare donors in the past year and I just don't think my morals could be bought for the price of half a London flat. I don't know if I have a number that would make me sell my country's health service down the river but Wes and I are different.
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Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Health Secretary Wes Streeting says that the British Medical Association, which represents Britain's doctors, is a threat to the NHS. Streeting took a record £225k from private healthcare-related donors in just two years.