Tim Wright
twwright.net
Tim Wright
@twwright.net
Eccentric; no rizz, but clever, with attempts to be witty; pun enthusiast.

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Appreciate Everything Endlessly.

“The less you know about this talk, the more you'll enjoy watching it unfold.” —John Gruber

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df_K...
Cabel Sasser, Panic - XOXO Festival (2024)
YouTube video by XOXO Festival
www.youtube.com
October 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Yesterday I remarked, “I’m glad that one of us is keeping track.” I didn’t expect them to one-up me again.

(I haven’t unsubscribed to their emails because their subject lines used to be entertaining, but now it’s just an unoriginal counter)
October 4, 2024 at 4:49 PM

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall.
Since then, Elon Musk has been dumping materials and other unsightly garbage on my land.

www.ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com

cah-sues-elon-musk.s3.amazonaws.com/240919+Plain...
September 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I had real hopes that @skiff.bsky.social would stick around, and now it has come out that they’ve sold out to Notion and will be shutting down in six months.
February 10, 2024 at 3:44 AM
“Apple Vision Pro.”
—“You mean Retina Display?”
February 3, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The number of people born in Antarctica is fewer than the number of people that have walked on the moon
December 28, 2023 at 1:50 PM
USPS Ruth Bader Ginsburg stamps will be issued on October 2nd store.usps.com/store/produc...
September 24, 2023 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Tim Wright
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
Open the privacy policy page for X née Twitter. Search the page for X. The only matches (19 of them) are the X Corp address for privacy policy inquiries, footer links to the homepage, and matches inside other words like “experience.” There are 26 matches for “twitter”
September 8, 2023 at 2:10 AM