@tyboe.bsky.social
Imagine the catastrophe they’re cooking up to keep this psycho in the office indefinitely. The horrors are only beginning.
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Imagine the catastrophe they’re cooking up to keep this psycho in the office indefinitely. The horrors are only beginning.
What a stupid ass nite to try to quit smoking weed before bed.
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 AM
What a stupid ass nite to try to quit smoking weed before bed.
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Be safe tonite Minneapolis. ✊🏼
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Be safe tonite Minneapolis. ✊🏼
“Time to go rip open a portal to another dimension,” my brother casually mentions as he steps towards the bathroom.
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“Time to go rip open a portal to another dimension,” my brother casually mentions as he steps towards the bathroom.
Cruel Summer by bananarama is such a fuckin absolute elite banger.
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cruel Summer by bananarama is such a fuckin absolute elite banger.
We got some real rippers here tonite in the Denver international airport bathroom. Honored to be amongst the legends.
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We got some real rippers here tonite in the Denver international airport bathroom. Honored to be amongst the legends.
Portland is a pond right now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Portland is a pond right now.
There is a really strong chance that I am going to be in the background of a movie being shot on my street right in front of my apartment window.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
There is a really strong chance that I am going to be in the background of a movie being shot on my street right in front of my apartment window.
I love that my new water proof boots came in the mail one day after the 4 day atmospheric river dissipates.
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love that my new water proof boots came in the mail one day after the 4 day atmospheric river dissipates.
Been watching a movie crew set up in my neighborhood this week as Portland gets absolutely belted with nonstop rain. Watching them unload all this expensive equipment in inches of rain from my ground level window is high entertainment.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Been watching a movie crew set up in my neighborhood this week as Portland gets absolutely belted with nonstop rain. Watching them unload all this expensive equipment in inches of rain from my ground level window is high entertainment.
I wish the spiders in my place would do their fuckin jobs.
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I wish the spiders in my place would do their fuckin jobs.
Don’t even really listen to wiz khalifa all that much anymore but there’s something lovely about waking up on a Saturday morning and getting flagrantly stoned to his throwbacks while I clean my apartment.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Don’t even really listen to wiz khalifa all that much anymore but there’s something lovely about waking up on a Saturday morning and getting flagrantly stoned to his throwbacks while I clean my apartment.
@nuggets.bsky.social way to put a 3 Percenter on your hero of the game broadcast. 😔🤦🏻♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
@nuggets.bsky.social way to put a 3 Percenter on your hero of the game broadcast. 😔🤦🏻♂️
You ever just let the onion tears turn into a full on cry cry?
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
You ever just let the onion tears turn into a full on cry cry?
Haunted trap house hang with witch strippers is typical Portland at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Haunted trap house hang with witch strippers is typical Portland at this point.
I have little doubt in my mind that my apartment neighbors can hear me ripping stinkers in my living room.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I have little doubt in my mind that my apartment neighbors can hear me ripping stinkers in my living room.
Bought myself a new lava lamp today because I’m worthy and I’m worth it and I love myself.
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bought myself a new lava lamp today because I’m worthy and I’m worth it and I love myself.
Today I spent a solid 15 minutes glueing and taping up my favorite clothes hanger. Dunno what that says about me, or things, but I guess I just needed someone, anyone, you, to know.
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Today I spent a solid 15 minutes glueing and taping up my favorite clothes hanger. Dunno what that says about me, or things, but I guess I just needed someone, anyone, you, to know.
If I could figure out what my lava lamp is trying to tell me I’m pretty sure I could fix everything.
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
If I could figure out what my lava lamp is trying to tell me I’m pretty sure I could fix everything.
My upcoming week:
Tonight: hardcore fest
Monday: therapy and tattoo
Wednesday: dentist
Friday: dentist
A little pain never hurt anybody, right?
Tonight: hardcore fest
Monday: therapy and tattoo
Wednesday: dentist
Friday: dentist
A little pain never hurt anybody, right?
September 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My upcoming week:
Tonight: hardcore fest
Monday: therapy and tattoo
Wednesday: dentist
Friday: dentist
A little pain never hurt anybody, right?
Tonight: hardcore fest
Monday: therapy and tattoo
Wednesday: dentist
Friday: dentist
A little pain never hurt anybody, right?
The cool thing about long hair is sometimes you can accidentally use it like a kleenex.
September 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The cool thing about long hair is sometimes you can accidentally use it like a kleenex.
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Sign the petition to help out Menomonie!
Sign the Petition
Stop the Balloonist LLC Data Center in Menomonie: Protect Our Water, Land, and Community
www.change.org
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sign the petition to help out Menomonie!
The sudden realization that there’s a random sock in your pant leg. So silly, and yet so jarring. How long have I been living like this? What other laundry is tumbling around in my outfit? Without my knowledge or consent. What non-laundry items have been hiding in there? 😱☠️ I am shooketh to my core.
September 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The sudden realization that there’s a random sock in your pant leg. So silly, and yet so jarring. How long have I been living like this? What other laundry is tumbling around in my outfit? Without my knowledge or consent. What non-laundry items have been hiding in there? 😱☠️ I am shooketh to my core.
Torn between activist and alchemist
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Torn between activist and alchemist