Tyflo
@tyflo09.bsky.social
Tyflo from the hit 2010 classic Pokémon Soul Silver for the Nintendo DS family of systems
Postgame stats:
-2 turkey legs consumed
-3 political rants sat through without incident
-1/8th of a full pumpkin pie ate
-23 dishes manually cleaned
-4 excuses for why I haven’t brought a girlfriend
-4 subsequent explanations that I’m not gay
Everyone loves this holiday apparently
-2 turkey legs consumed
-3 political rants sat through without incident
-1/8th of a full pumpkin pie ate
-23 dishes manually cleaned
-4 excuses for why I haven’t brought a girlfriend
-4 subsequent explanations that I’m not gay
Everyone loves this holiday apparently
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Postgame stats:
-2 turkey legs consumed
-3 political rants sat through without incident
-1/8th of a full pumpkin pie ate
-23 dishes manually cleaned
-4 excuses for why I haven’t brought a girlfriend
-4 subsequent explanations that I’m not gay
Everyone loves this holiday apparently
-2 turkey legs consumed
-3 political rants sat through without incident
-1/8th of a full pumpkin pie ate
-23 dishes manually cleaned
-4 excuses for why I haven’t brought a girlfriend
-4 subsequent explanations that I’m not gay
Everyone loves this holiday apparently
Just finished my last assignment of 2025 ✅
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just finished my last assignment of 2025 ✅
Thanksgiving holiday such a joke bro fuck this lame ass shit
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Thanksgiving holiday such a joke bro fuck this lame ass shit
Fell asleep last night and woke up over 16 hours later that’s what I get for not setting an alarm
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fell asleep last night and woke up over 16 hours later that’s what I get for not setting an alarm
I must admit I am a bit alarmed at how seamless it was for me to act unhinged and unfiltered in real life this past weekend. I did not think it’d be that natural considering I have never been the talkative one when it wasn’t a controlled environment (i.e. voice chat). Now I have been
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I must admit I am a bit alarmed at how seamless it was for me to act unhinged and unfiltered in real life this past weekend. I did not think it’d be that natural considering I have never been the talkative one when it wasn’t a controlled environment (i.e. voice chat). Now I have been
The hyperbolic time chamber is like the most evil hypothetical torture device and yet if it came with a couple movies and a Nintendo 64 it’d prolly sell like crazy
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The hyperbolic time chamber is like the most evil hypothetical torture device and yet if it came with a couple movies and a Nintendo 64 it’d prolly sell like crazy
Posting on main that I won all three rock paper scissors matchups today feels so good dude LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Posting on main that I won all three rock paper scissors matchups today feels so good dude LMAO
Alright gang you know the drill if I don’t put another message out in the next 24hrs or so that means she got me
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Alright gang you know the drill if I don’t put another message out in the next 24hrs or so that means she got me
Dickhead at the terminal tellin me he hopes hurts can twist his ankle so tanner mckee can dot them up you can just tell me you’re racist buddy it’d be easier for both of us
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Dickhead at the terminal tellin me he hopes hurts can twist his ankle so tanner mckee can dot them up you can just tell me you’re racist buddy it’d be easier for both of us
Tomorrows gonna be fucking wild (in as derogatory a way as possible)
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Tomorrows gonna be fucking wild (in as derogatory a way as possible)
at work in a meeting trying my absolute HARDEST not to bust out laughing cause ice spice spongebob big guy pants okay is stuck in my head
a group of cartoon characters including donald duck and winnie the pooh are walking down a street
ALT: a group of cartoon characters including donald duck and winnie the pooh are walking down a street
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November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
at work in a meeting trying my absolute HARDEST not to bust out laughing cause ice spice spongebob big guy pants okay is stuck in my head
Grocery shopping later
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Grocery shopping later
The algorithm has been cooking lately I can’t lie
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The algorithm has been cooking lately I can’t lie
Important week we gotta lock in let’s get it
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Important week we gotta lock in let’s get it
Patullo the only person on the planet that makes wins not fun go fuck yourself you fucking shitstain
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Patullo the only person on the planet that makes wins not fun go fuck yourself you fucking shitstain
GO BIRDS DICKHEADS GO BIRDSSS
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
GO BIRDS DICKHEADS GO BIRDSSS
Do you think they will ever finish project edens garden or is it doomed
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Do you think they will ever finish project edens garden or is it doomed
Do you think maids have their own maids or are they like nah I’m the goat I’m gonna double up
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Do you think maids have their own maids or are they like nah I’m the goat I’m gonna double up