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My Heart's an Astrolabe
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Jan 23
My future self was waiting for me when I got home from the interview. He said the job wouldn't kill me, but I might wish it did. #TwoSentenceHorrorStories
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Jun 5
Evangelicals reading the Roys Report on Michael Tait.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 7
My Kong Quest? Diddy's
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 7
Streaming DS is tricky all right
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 6
TNT desperately trying to air GSW-BKN instead
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 6
Wait just remembered the goat room
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 6
What if Severance is really just about belly buttons?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 6
Skal Labissiere is playing in his first NBA game in more than 5 years. Good for him.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 6
Come back to the office. Wait we broke the lease and don't have that office anymore. But you still need to come in
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 5
Two episodes into Daredevil: Born Again and he still hasn’t given his heart to Jesus.
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 5
"I have a lot of pudding."
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
it was seen and hated by you
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
Jaxson Hayes attacked the rim like he attacked his girlfriend
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
is Sean Baker's 4 Oscars in one night a record?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
Wait, that's what Mikey Madison really sounds like?
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
Sean Baker somehow wins Best Actress too
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
If you've already given two speeches, you don't really have more to say
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
redemption for rasta-man
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
The Tootalist is the Le Petomane biopic
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
Laugh Out Loud Crowley
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
Homes dot com pitchman Morgan Freeman
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
the passive voice is not spoken around here
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
Xavier Collins! He got out!
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
@blankcheck.bsky.social guest Rachel Zegler!
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
does this Diane Warren movie actually exist
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My Heart's an Astrolabe @tylerjpetty.bsky.social · Mar 3
The Brutalist is literally a movie about production design but ok