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Tymon
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Filmmaker. Ex-Gravel Institute video czar, Jacobin merc, New Cinema Club papa.
I will gracefully lose to you in Magic: The Gathering

https://linktr.ee/tymonbrown
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i'd like to thank my team for the last-minute game-time addition of capybara
February 12, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I just got a notification from credit karma on my phone that said "nice work on that score increase, tymon! Keep working on your shadowy past"
February 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
pam bondi seems bad
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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If it's so fucking useful then go do that useful thing with it! Make something that doesn't look like lazy shit! File a bunch of legal briefs that don't make a judge want to vaporize you where you stand! Fuck off!
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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If you're going to moan about it, at least have the courtesy to do it on LinkedIn or into your neighbor's Ring camera
February 12, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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And in the meantime it has made my life measurably worse! I don't feel like listening to a goddamn sob story about it!
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Just a couple years ago it was "have fun being poor," "your job is going away, you're being replaced loser," "you better reskill because this is the only thing that matters now." So yeah I'm hostile to the idea and I think everyone into it is a thief and a loser
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Read a book or play Doom, I don't give a shit what feelings you think a spreadsheet has
February 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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"We should consider the possibility" no they should consider the possibility of eating shit
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.

Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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your vote has weight outside of election day. regardless of how you end up voting, until then you can bargain with it. the lesser evils are watching you, if you promise your vote for nothing you'll get nothing. say you wont vote for bad candidates. say you'll only vote for policies you like
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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memory foam is satanic. furniture should not have the power to reminisce
February 11, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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It's all pretty bad at doing anything interesting. I am not approaching this from some sacrosanct poetic thing about humanity versus machines. I just mean the stuff it purports to even do "well" is all meaningless pablum that is already fairly uninteresting
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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I don't mean this as some particularly advanced critique, but I've never once interacted with a generative AI product and been impressed with the results. Not once have I been wowwed or shocked or even intrigued. I haven't even heard or read any claims about their "potential" that seems of interest
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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a bit of great news: we're getting another Mike Leigh movie
Mike Leigh Wrapping Next Film in London as Secretive Project’s Lead Cast is Unveiled
Mike Leigh's secretive next film with Bleecker Street and Studiocanal will star Marion Bailey, Paul Jesson, Kate O’Flynn and Alice Bailey Johnson
variety.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
if your parent's names are blue on wikipedia, i'm not interested in seeing your movie thanks
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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We should not be governed by the Epstein Class
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?

LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Sure Magic doesn't have, & likely will never have, direct Harry Potter crossovers in it. But it's pretty difficult to stomach putting money directly into a game which is the load bearing product for a company financing The Ghoul Rowling's anti-trans crusade.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Seems like we collectively need a refresher on this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_...
Theory of mind - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
February 10, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart

1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks

2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM