Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
@typevolant.com
Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.
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I’m noticing fewer gays than average at airports today 🤔
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I’m noticing fewer gays than average at airports today 🤔
Oh honey, no amount of tapping on the screen will make the space lasers and our antenna bring your Fox News broadcast back any sooner.
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Oh honey, no amount of tapping on the screen will make the space lasers and our antenna bring your Fox News broadcast back any sooner.
Grateful to be heading home. ✈️ 🌅
November 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Grateful to be heading home. ✈️ 🌅
My son makes a conscious decision to bring DJUNGELSKOG 🐻 down to our living room every morning. And then he tucks them in at night.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My son makes a conscious decision to bring DJUNGELSKOG 🐻 down to our living room every morning. And then he tucks them in at night.
Young kids are kinda like farts. Obnoxious when they’re loud and deadly when silent. 🤫
Why do children have to do anything thirty decibels louder than necessary?
Unless they’re making trouble.
Unless they’re making trouble.
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Young kids are kinda like farts. Obnoxious when they’re loud and deadly when silent. 🤫
Why do children have to do anything thirty decibels louder than necessary?
Unless they’re making trouble.
Unless they’re making trouble.
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Why do children have to do anything thirty decibels louder than necessary?
Unless they’re making trouble.
Unless they’re making trouble.
At one point today I felt overwhelmed and told my kids. My 8yo ran to his room and brought me his weighted dinosaur plush toy to help me regulate my nervous system. 🥹🫠
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
At one point today I felt overwhelmed and told my kids. My 8yo ran to his room and brought me his weighted dinosaur plush toy to help me regulate my nervous system. 🥹🫠
Bahahaha
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Bahahaha
I just learned that my boyfriend called out blue light specials on the store public address system and it just makes me feel a kinda way. 🥵
a k mart logo with a wreath and santa on it
ALT: a k mart logo with a wreath and santa on it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I just learned that my boyfriend called out blue light specials on the store public address system and it just makes me feel a kinda way. 🥵
Complete the series:
- Locktober
- No nut November
…
- Mormon missionary rule December?
www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual...
- Locktober
- No nut November
…
- Mormon missionary rule December?
www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual...
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Complete the series:
- Locktober
- No nut November
…
- Mormon missionary rule December?
www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual...
- Locktober
- No nut November
…
- Mormon missionary rule December?
www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual...
I know a boy who will be very excited for his birthday cake. 🐶
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know a boy who will be very excited for his birthday cake. 🐶
You know how kids used to tell the joke “why was six afraid of seven? cuz seven ate nine!”
Yeah, it doesn’t happen that way anymore.
Yeah, it doesn’t happen that way anymore.
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You know how kids used to tell the joke “why was six afraid of seven? cuz seven ate nine!”
Yeah, it doesn’t happen that way anymore.
Yeah, it doesn’t happen that way anymore.
INVALID_COUNTRY seems like a suitable error to debug on a cold Monday in 2025
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
INVALID_COUNTRY seems like a suitable error to debug on a cold Monday in 2025
“Good Luck, Babe” is a reboot of the von Trapps à la Rodgers & Hammerstein.
a group of people standing in a room with the words so long farewell
ALT: a group of people standing in a room with the words so long farewell
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“Good Luck, Babe” is a reboot of the von Trapps à la Rodgers & Hammerstein.
Any guesses when Kristi Noem will make a “relocation and hosting agreement” with Russia? 🤢
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Any guesses when Kristi Noem will make a “relocation and hosting agreement” with Russia? 🤢
Reposted by Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
Sanitizing docs and maintaining internal consistency is a tall order. Also assumes that all the hands doing the sanitizing are cool with covering the tracks of some pedophiles but not others.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Sanitizing docs and maintaining internal consistency is a tall order. Also assumes that all the hands doing the sanitizing are cool with covering the tracks of some pedophiles but not others.
Would I buy something at one store to return it at another store for $35? Sure I would, especially when I have to go to both stores anyways.
Such is the kleptocracy of 2025.
Such is the kleptocracy of 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Would I buy something at one store to return it at another store for $35? Sure I would, especially when I have to go to both stores anyways.
Such is the kleptocracy of 2025.
Such is the kleptocracy of 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
BURNING BUSH AHEAD. THOU SHALT HAVE NO IDOLS BEFORE ME!!
ACARS Message From: N396FR / F94420
Message: DISPDO YOU SEE ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT ON THAT ROUTE AFTER IDOLS
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N396FR
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N396FR #F94420
Message: DISPDO YOU SEE ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT ON THAT ROUTE AFTER IDOLS
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N396FR
Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N396FR #F94420
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
BURNING BUSH AHEAD. THOU SHALT HAVE NO IDOLS BEFORE ME!!
woof 🐶
sounds like the “service dog” poodle with nails painted hot pink that wouldn’t obey basic commands like sit or stay I had on a flight earlier this year. 🤣 ☠️
sounds like the “service dog” poodle with nails painted hot pink that wouldn’t obey basic commands like sit or stay I had on a flight earlier this year. 🤣 ☠️
VDLM2 Message From: N3118J / B61197
Message: CAN U CONFIRM IF PAX IN 25F HAS A SERVICE ANIMAL OR PET PAX IS DISRUPTIVE NOT COMPLYING W FAS
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N3118J
Area: New York City, NY, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N3118J #B61197
Message: CAN U CONFIRM IF PAX IN 25F HAS A SERVICE ANIMAL OR PET PAX IS DISRUPTIVE NOT COMPLYING W FAS
Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N3118J
Area: New York City, NY, USA
#acars #vdlm2 #N3118J #B61197
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
woof 🐶
sounds like the “service dog” poodle with nails painted hot pink that wouldn’t obey basic commands like sit or stay I had on a flight earlier this year. 🤣 ☠️
sounds like the “service dog” poodle with nails painted hot pink that wouldn’t obey basic commands like sit or stay I had on a flight earlier this year. 🤣 ☠️
If a boy thinks Mozart is too basic,
perhaps he’s not worth it.
↑ sound relationship advice
perhaps he’s not worth it.
↑ sound relationship advice
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If a boy thinks Mozart is too basic,
perhaps he’s not worth it.
↑ sound relationship advice
perhaps he’s not worth it.
↑ sound relationship advice
“I ate whipped cream like a piggy.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“I ate whipped cream like a piggy.”
