Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.
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WANTED: motivated investor ready to make the tokenverse of the skibidi generation.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
WANTED: motivated investor ready to make the tokenverse of the skibidi generation.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
We get a $4.32 Venmo when the bank *actually* fucks up as a class-action settlement.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We get a $4.32 Venmo when the bank *actually* fucks up as a class-action settlement.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
My preteen who will “only” eat swiss actually likes provolone but I have to masquerade it since we’re out of swiss. 🧀 🤦♂️
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My preteen who will “only” eat swiss actually likes provolone but I have to masquerade it since we’re out of swiss. 🧀 🤦♂️
A nation where one individual is fired for sending nudes / falsifying timecards while another individual isn’t fired for raping children and stealing billions cannot stand.
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 AM
A nation where one individual is fired for sending nudes / falsifying timecards while another individual isn’t fired for raping children and stealing billions cannot stand.
I’m spending more time in front of a command prompt these days. 😣
If you deal with JavaScript and node you might find this handy.
If you deal with JavaScript and node you might find this handy.
Make nvm play nice with zsh and Claude Code | typevolant ✈
Keeping our shell environment fast, npm sane, and AI-agent friendly with nvm, lazy loading, and non-interactive shells
typevolant.com
January 22, 2026 at 3:47 AM
I’m spending more time in front of a command prompt these days. 😣
If you deal with JavaScript and node you might find this handy.
If you deal with JavaScript and node you might find this handy.
We will follow you only!
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
We will follow you only!
The best way to get Americans to revolt is to make them poorer…
Yes, but Europe collectively holds a significant chunk of our national debt - enough to crash our economy if they weaponized it the way Trump weaponizes tariffs against them. The unnecessary arrogance of these clowns will be their undoing.
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The best way to get Americans to revolt is to make them poorer…
What would HAL think of today’s clankers?
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
What would HAL think of today’s clankers?
One by land.
Two by sea.
How many by air? 🤨
Two by sea.
How many by air? 🤨
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
One by land.
Two by sea.
How many by air? 🤨
Two by sea.
How many by air? 🤨
Crêpes for dinner tonight.
Who’s coming?
Who’s coming?
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Crêpes for dinner tonight.
Who’s coming?
Who’s coming?
Who is more likely to act?
Susan Collins or Europe?
Susan Collins or Europe?
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Who is more likely to act?
Susan Collins or Europe?
Susan Collins or Europe?
I’m quivering in my bunny slippers. The EU just suspended the ratification process of our trade agreement.
That’ll do it.
🤦♂️
That’ll do it.
🤦♂️
the general sense is that a lot of officials want someone, anyone to stop trump but no one wants to be the first one to move or have to make any tough, short-term sacrifices for long-term gain
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I’m quivering in my bunny slippers. The EU just suspended the ratification process of our trade agreement.
That’ll do it.
🤦♂️
That’ll do it.
🤦♂️
We’re captured and hostage right now.
I’m sorry. I’m doing what I can.
Last time this degree of evil took root in the world others had to break it up.
Maybe an intelligence service worth their salt could cough up the kompromat the Kremlin seems to hold over Trump. Kiwis? Frenchies? Anyone?
I’m sorry. I’m doing what I can.
Last time this degree of evil took root in the world others had to break it up.
Maybe an intelligence service worth their salt could cough up the kompromat the Kremlin seems to hold over Trump. Kiwis? Frenchies? Anyone?
Hey United States,
How much longer will you just stand and watch? The free world wants to know.
How much longer will you just stand and watch? The free world wants to know.
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
We’re captured and hostage right now.
I’m sorry. I’m doing what I can.
Last time this degree of evil took root in the world others had to break it up.
Maybe an intelligence service worth their salt could cough up the kompromat the Kremlin seems to hold over Trump. Kiwis? Frenchies? Anyone?
I’m sorry. I’m doing what I can.
Last time this degree of evil took root in the world others had to break it up.
Maybe an intelligence service worth their salt could cough up the kompromat the Kremlin seems to hold over Trump. Kiwis? Frenchies? Anyone?
Another exhibit of Trump stealing our money.
Americans Are the Ones Paying for Tariffs, Study Finds
New research contradicts President Trump’s claim that foreigners are footing the bill.
www.wsj.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Another exhibit of Trump stealing our money.
Further compounding technofeudalism.
Investors Put More Than $55 Billion Behind Space Startups Last Year
Investors Put More Than $55 Billion Behind Space Startups Last Year
In this week’s edition of The Prototype, we look at the booming space industry, better space weather forecasts, the first medical evacuation from space and more.
www.forbes.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Further compounding technofeudalism.
I did not expect to feel such deep grief building a really cool Lego set.
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I did not expect to feel such deep grief building a really cool Lego set.
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
How much is the membership? 👀
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
How much is the membership? 👀
The state liveries make Southwest into the U-HAUL of the skies.
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The state liveries make Southwest into the U-HAUL of the skies.
Coalitions get made when we let go of our specialized interests.
Greta Thunberg could think I’m a monstrous planet killer. We can still join arms and fight the billionaires and their thugs, yeah?
None of our causes can go anywhere until the wealth hoarding stops.
Greta Thunberg could think I’m a monstrous planet killer. We can still join arms and fight the billionaires and their thugs, yeah?
None of our causes can go anywhere until the wealth hoarding stops.
We might fare better against the thugs if we practice prosocial behavior instead of exactitude. 👀
January 17, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Coalitions get made when we let go of our specialized interests.
Greta Thunberg could think I’m a monstrous planet killer. We can still join arms and fight the billionaires and their thugs, yeah?
None of our causes can go anywhere until the wealth hoarding stops.
Greta Thunberg could think I’m a monstrous planet killer. We can still join arms and fight the billionaires and their thugs, yeah?
None of our causes can go anywhere until the wealth hoarding stops.
No honor among thieves.
Trump struck deals with 16 drug companies. But they're still raising prices this year
All 16 drug companies that inked deals with the Trump administration over the past few months still raised some of their prices for 2026.
www.npr.org
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM
No honor among thieves.
Get this Kalliope some MiraLAX!
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Get this Kalliope some MiraLAX!
Mon président 🇫🇷
Europe having to perform military exercises against their primary threat, the United States.
January 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Mon président 🇫🇷
It’s like blaming the abused spouse that didn’t have dinner ready for causing assault.
BARTIROMO: Do you want President Trump to institute the Insurrection Act?
REP. GARBARINO: Maybe the only thing they can do is the Insurrection Act, but hopefully that's not the case. Having troops on the ground is not the best thing to do. It might be the last thing to do.
REP. GARBARINO: Maybe the only thing they can do is the Insurrection Act, but hopefully that's not the case. Having troops on the ground is not the best thing to do. It might be the last thing to do.
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
It’s like blaming the abused spouse that didn’t have dinner ready for causing assault.