Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
@typevolant.com
Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social
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We love you too
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 AM
WANTED: motivated investor ready to make the tokenverse of the skibidi generation.

$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
We get a $4.32 Venmo when the bank *actually* fucks up as a class-action settlement.

He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
My preteen who will “only” eat swiss actually likes provolone but I have to masquerade it since we’re out of swiss. 🧀 🤦‍♂️
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
A nation where one individual is fired for sending nudes / falsifying timecards while another individual isn’t fired for raping children and stealing billions cannot stand.
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 AM
What would HAL think of today’s clankers?
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Crêpes for dinner tonight.
Who’s coming?
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I did not expect to feel such deep grief building a really cool Lego set.
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
How much is the membership? 👀
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
The state liveries make Southwest into the U-HAUL of the skies.
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
So sleepy 😴
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Well, yeah?
January 17, 2026 at 2:26 PM
“You can’t see me here” 😶‍🌫️
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
She was so impatient to hide in the box that she pushed it off the kitchen counter.
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
You in high school vs now
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The little French boy inside me is sniggering at this plate number 🤣
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
George, what have we done? 🎶
(to tune of Pink Pony Club)

Yes, this is the official pass design:
www.recreation.gov/pass
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Snuggles 🥰
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Cat yoga
January 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
What else is new? 👀
Businesses that handle our info are too big to fail which means they’re also too big to care.
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I’ll take “No shit, Sherlock 🔎”
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Why am I here? 😭
January 7, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Some days I miss working for SNCF and being able to jump onto any TGV 🚆

tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I guarantee my boyfriend has me beat.

tenpages.github.io/us-level/us....
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
We just went stargazing 🔭
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 AM