Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
@typevolant.com
Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.
👨❤️💋👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social
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👨❤️💋👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social
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WANTED: motivated investor ready to make the tokenverse of the skibidi generation.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
WANTED: motivated investor ready to make the tokenverse of the skibidi generation.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
$10T market. Unique opportunity.
DM for pitch deck.
We get a $4.32 Venmo when the bank *actually* fucks up as a class-action settlement.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
January 22, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We get a $4.32 Venmo when the bank *actually* fucks up as a class-action settlement.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
He tries to get $5,000,000,000.00 because he thinks the bank is a meanie.
My preteen who will “only” eat swiss actually likes provolone but I have to masquerade it since we’re out of swiss. 🧀 🤦♂️
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
My preteen who will “only” eat swiss actually likes provolone but I have to masquerade it since we’re out of swiss. 🧀 🤦♂️
A nation where one individual is fired for sending nudes / falsifying timecards while another individual isn’t fired for raping children and stealing billions cannot stand.
January 22, 2026 at 6:47 AM
A nation where one individual is fired for sending nudes / falsifying timecards while another individual isn’t fired for raping children and stealing billions cannot stand.
What would HAL think of today’s clankers?
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
What would HAL think of today’s clankers?
Crêpes for dinner tonight.
Who’s coming?
Who’s coming?
January 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Crêpes for dinner tonight.
Who’s coming?
Who’s coming?
I did not expect to feel such deep grief building a really cool Lego set.
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
January 18, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I did not expect to feel such deep grief building a really cool Lego set.
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
Space shuttles. Boeing. NASA. USA.
It all used to be so great. 😭
How much is the membership? 👀
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
How much is the membership? 👀
The state liveries make Southwest into the U-HAUL of the skies.
January 18, 2026 at 5:57 PM
The state liveries make Southwest into the U-HAUL of the skies.
“You can’t see me here” 😶🌫️
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
“You can’t see me here” 😶🌫️
She was so impatient to hide in the box that she pushed it off the kitchen counter.
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
She was so impatient to hide in the box that she pushed it off the kitchen counter.
You in high school vs now
January 13, 2026 at 7:53 PM
You in high school vs now
The little French boy inside me is sniggering at this plate number 🤣
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
The little French boy inside me is sniggering at this plate number 🤣
George, what have we done? 🎶
(to tune of Pink Pony Club)
Yes, this is the official pass design:
www.recreation.gov/pass
(to tune of Pink Pony Club)
Yes, this is the official pass design:
www.recreation.gov/pass
January 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
George, what have we done? 🎶
(to tune of Pink Pony Club)
Yes, this is the official pass design:
www.recreation.gov/pass
(to tune of Pink Pony Club)
Yes, this is the official pass design:
www.recreation.gov/pass
What else is new? 👀
Businesses that handle our info are too big to fail which means they’re also too big to care.
Businesses that handle our info are too big to fail which means they’re also too big to care.
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
What else is new? 👀
Businesses that handle our info are too big to fail which means they’re also too big to care.
Businesses that handle our info are too big to fail which means they’re also too big to care.
I’ll take “No shit, Sherlock 🔎”
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’ll take “No shit, Sherlock 🔎”
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
for $10,000,000,000,000, Alex.
Some days I miss working for SNCF and being able to jump onto any TGV 🚆
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Some days I miss working for SNCF and being able to jump onto any TGV 🚆
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
tenpages.github.io/us-level/eu....
January 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
We just went stargazing 🔭
January 7, 2026 at 4:46 AM
We just went stargazing 🔭