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typochondriac1.bsky.social
typochondriac
@typochondriac1.bsky.social
scripted professional. unscripted enthusiast. fantasy hobbiest.

just anxiously writing until a machine can do it better.
my favorite #nfl conspiracy: big nfl told tony romo to dumb down his commentary because his prognosticating scared their christian fanbase
November 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
what the actual fuck was that #NFL 6/7 commercial? brain rot has peaked
November 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how can people even pretend to like summer when the fall gives us #MNF, #MLB game 7s, and weather that doesn’t make your asscrack moist?
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Two unlikely besties working at Target on a smoke break #BB27
Not Will and Ava unintentionally matching 😭 besties! #bb27
August 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I dunno, it's kind of comforting watching others make horrible romantic mistakes in real time #vorgan #bb27
August 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
LMAO, WE SAW RYLIE SHORT CIRCUIT IN REAL TIME #bb27
August 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Winners tonight: Katherine, the audience, BB production, CBS, and Mickey, I guess. #bb27
August 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Sick and tired of Vince weaponizing anxiety. Evict this egg already #bb27
August 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Rachel Reilly has become the Norma Desmond of reality TV. She keeps setting up scenes of over-the-top drama just like she did in her glory days, but all the younger people people just recoil and think it’s weird. #bb27
a woman in a black dress is surrounded by men in suits
ALT: a woman in a black dress is surrounded by men in suits
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Vinny the Weasel would eat as a BB Comic... if there wasn't the whole, y'known, iconic egg thing #bb27
August 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Lmao, if Zach goes home because he was too salty to give $10k I will be highly, highly entertained. #bb27
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Manifesting the BBB utilizes ballet skills #bb27 #keepkeanu
August 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry, but in what world can "reading the peanut butter [jar]" be confused with yelling at someone? Mickey was primed to stand up for Katherine. Evict Rylie's toxic boots already! #bb27
August 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
If Vinny fell backwards into the pool while wearing this egg costume, it would be a moment Big Brother could never top, I fear #bb27
August 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Zach had a punishment in the yard 2 nights in a row #bb27
August 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
She's totally giving @flutedyke.bsky.social #bb27
August 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
No lies detected #bb27
the houseguests are hungry. go prepare and serve pigs in a blanket to everyone. #bb27
August 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Pigs in a blanket sales 📈📈📈 #bb27
August 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
SWITCHING TO PETS USED TO MEAN SOMETHING #BB27
August 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Vinny is giving Ike Broflovski lmao #bb27
Morgan's parannoying to Vince Egg again/still #bb27
August 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
@hamsterwatch.com Do you think we'll still get the wall this week even with this punishments?
August 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
BB costume department cooking with this one #bb27
it's a complex game of social strategy #bb27
August 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This "hard boiled" egg costume is some of Big Brother's best work yet #bb27
Vince's egg is here #bb27
August 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This man is dialed in. He is his own DM. #bb27
August 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The way Keanu has won me over should be studied. A Keanu/Rachel F2 would make this season iconic #bb27
August 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM