Ulmer Beowulf
@ulmer.bsky.social
Master's Student & AI researcher|23| π£οΈEnglish π¬π§ & Portuguese π§π· | π Foodie | History and culture nerd| Other than that, your average naughty wolf πΊ| Single if you care π
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Ulmer Beowulf
@ulmer.bsky.social
Β· Dec 14
Don't mind me, just a little late setting up my Christmas tree, now @runeironmane.bsky.social just needs to stay put until January so he doesn't ruin all my effort and artistic taste.
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Commission made for @juanests.bsky.social and @langrenge.bsky.social !
I hope you guys like it!
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January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Commission made for @juanests.bsky.social and @langrenge.bsky.social !
I hope you guys like it!
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I hope you guys like it!
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January 26, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I should grow some balls and spend an afternoon customizing mine lol. But the standard KDE aesthetics with some minimal tweaks is already suiting me basic ass personality just fine
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I should grow some balls and spend an afternoon customizing mine lol. But the standard KDE aesthetics with some minimal tweaks is already suiting me basic ass personality just fine
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what type of friend you are?
January 25, 2026 at 8:58 AM
what type of friend you are?
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Pinto and Lothar are gym buddies, and have been for a while, but thereβs always been someβ¦ sexual tension between the two. They had the gym to themselves tonight and, well, they decided to do a different kind of workout tonight.
π¨ By the exquisite @russellfox.bsky.social!
π¨ By the exquisite @russellfox.bsky.social!
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Pinto and Lothar are gym buddies, and have been for a while, but thereβs always been someβ¦ sexual tension between the two. They had the gym to themselves tonight and, well, they decided to do a different kind of workout tonight.
π¨ By the exquisite @russellfox.bsky.social!
π¨ By the exquisite @russellfox.bsky.social!
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January 23, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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how to enjoy werewolf dad bed
step one:
find the comfy spot to lay and slurp on
step two:
everything else..? :9c
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
step one:
find the comfy spot to lay and slurp on
step two:
everything else..? :9c
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 AM
how to enjoy werewolf dad bed
step one:
find the comfy spot to lay and slurp on
step two:
everything else..? :9c
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
step one:
find the comfy spot to lay and slurp on
step two:
everything else..? :9c
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
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he's got another "stick" for you to huff :9c
would you do it on a first date with him y/n
Vallent, one stimky musky but very slurpable yeen π€
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
would you do it on a first date with him y/n
Vallent, one stimky musky but very slurpable yeen π€
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 AM
he's got another "stick" for you to huff :9c
would you do it on a first date with him y/n
Vallent, one stimky musky but very slurpable yeen π€
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
would you do it on a first date with him y/n
Vallent, one stimky musky but very slurpable yeen π€
π¨ #Werethrope #furryart #furry
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January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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B&W sketch commission for @vanillionshake.bsky.social
I just low the way his pecs swallow that singlet
I just low the way his pecs swallow that singlet
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
B&W sketch commission for @vanillionshake.bsky.social
I just low the way his pecs swallow that singlet
I just low the way his pecs swallow that singlet
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It's almost hypnotic. He knew he shouldn't have taken those mystery pills in the club from that guy. Now he's outside in the alleyway growing out of control and is too big to move out of the alleyway. Guess he'll just have to keep growing here then :/
#furryart
#furryart
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It's almost hypnotic. He knew he shouldn't have taken those mystery pills in the club from that guy. Now he's outside in the alleyway growing out of control and is too big to move out of the alleyway. Guess he'll just have to keep growing here then :/
#furryart
#furryart
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January 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Donβt give up because something is hard. Dig in and fight on. Keep moving forward!
Art by @isaacbunny.bsky.social
Art by @isaacbunny.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Donβt give up because something is hard. Dig in and fight on. Keep moving forward!
Art by @isaacbunny.bsky.social
Art by @isaacbunny.bsky.social
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I know I just got back, but I plan to be βHibearnatingβ from social media until FWA. Going to be hitting the gym and arting hard in the next four months. Canβt wait to see how I grow.
As a bonus, here is a sneak peak of a sticker being made by @raytig12.bsky.social
As a bonus, here is a sneak peak of a sticker being made by @raytig12.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I know I just got back, but I plan to be βHibearnatingβ from social media until FWA. Going to be hitting the gym and arting hard in the next four months. Canβt wait to see how I grow.
As a bonus, here is a sneak peak of a sticker being made by @raytig12.bsky.social
As a bonus, here is a sneak peak of a sticker being made by @raytig12.bsky.social
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January 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ok, so we date for 1 min before breaking up, so you can be my 11/10 psycho ex before I give you the growth serum?
January 20, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Ok, so we date for 1 min before breaking up, so you can be my 11/10 psycho ex before I give you the growth serum?
That's it, I'm calling animal control
January 20, 2026 at 2:09 AM
That's it, I'm calling animal control
It's even better if I have a hook on them~ so I can use all that unreasonable power for my own gain when I feel like it (until it backfires spectacularly)
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
It's even better if I have a hook on them~ so I can use all that unreasonable power for my own gain when I feel like it (until it backfires spectacularly)
That's chaos to me.
Because if I gave unreasonable power to someone good, I risk having the world's problems being fixed.
Now if that unreasonable power goes to the worst individual I know, I'm giving the world 1 nuclear problem creating thousands of other problems every hour~
Because if I gave unreasonable power to someone good, I risk having the world's problems being fixed.
Now if that unreasonable power goes to the worst individual I know, I'm giving the world 1 nuclear problem creating thousands of other problems every hour~
January 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
That's chaos to me.
Because if I gave unreasonable power to someone good, I risk having the world's problems being fixed.
Now if that unreasonable power goes to the worst individual I know, I'm giving the world 1 nuclear problem creating thousands of other problems every hour~
Because if I gave unreasonable power to someone good, I risk having the world's problems being fixed.
Now if that unreasonable power goes to the worst individual I know, I'm giving the world 1 nuclear problem creating thousands of other problems every hour~
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Ready for the season πΊπ
October 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Ready for the season πΊπ
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Punishment time π
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Punishment time π