Max 🔒 (don't rt)
@ultimatefloor.bsky.social
dating a girl is scary cause what if she plays League of Legends
*priv 🔞 moots only❌
*ocs + game rambling
*priv 🔞 moots only❌
*ocs + game rambling
roomba ate one of my silicon nipple cover bruh 'ai is the new era of humanity' my ass
January 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
roomba ate one of my silicon nipple cover bruh 'ai is the new era of humanity' my ass
not doing so hot right now besties. mom said it’s my turn to stop being nice and funny
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
not doing so hot right now besties. mom said it’s my turn to stop being nice and funny
mentally unwell, as in
‘i want to physically strangle someone’ kinda way and not the ‘im crazy about my ocs’ kinda way
‘i want to physically strangle someone’ kinda way and not the ‘im crazy about my ocs’ kinda way
January 13, 2026 at 7:30 PM
mentally unwell, as in
‘i want to physically strangle someone’ kinda way and not the ‘im crazy about my ocs’ kinda way
‘i want to physically strangle someone’ kinda way and not the ‘im crazy about my ocs’ kinda way
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i've been thinking about this one all week
January 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
i've been thinking about this one all week
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
there is never enough
Prince of Darkness in their fish broth
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Prince of Darkness in their fish broth
bitch who searched up keywords and start rting my rant
GIRL LEAVE MY ACCOUNT THE FUCK ALONE
GIRL LEAVE MY ACCOUNT THE FUCK ALONE
January 6, 2026 at 5:10 PM
bitch who searched up keywords and start rting my rant
GIRL LEAVE MY ACCOUNT THE FUCK ALONE
GIRL LEAVE MY ACCOUNT THE FUCK ALONE
received a wip screenshot of my cowboy yaoi fic as a part of an art/writing trade with oomf
I think i'm going sick going insane going mad
I think i'm going sick going insane going mad
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
received a wip screenshot of my cowboy yaoi fic as a part of an art/writing trade with oomf
I think i'm going sick going insane going mad
I think i'm going sick going insane going mad
i'm a little bit sane actually
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 AM
i'm a little bit sane actually
(old drawings. don't repost) ni howdy happy monday here's some smut cowboy
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
(old drawings. don't repost) ni howdy happy monday here's some smut cowboy
was trying to give Colt Denver a shorter hairstyle and a jacket for his domestic AU but instead i revived kurt cobain fml
January 4, 2026 at 9:21 AM
was trying to give Colt Denver a shorter hairstyle and a jacket for his domestic AU but instead i revived kurt cobain fml
i want to draw my cowboy yaoi again. I think i'm sick
January 3, 2026 at 11:24 AM
i want to draw my cowboy yaoi again. I think i'm sick
drawing a domestic AU for a divorced ocship is fun and all but oh how I love to see them Struggle
January 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
drawing a domestic AU for a divorced ocship is fun and all but oh how I love to see them Struggle
there’s a sweet girl Tiggy
and then there’s this 52 bombabloodclatpussywagon..chicken nugget
and then there’s this 52 bombabloodclatpussywagon..chicken nugget
January 2, 2026 at 7:05 AM
there’s a sweet girl Tiggy
and then there’s this 52 bombabloodclatpussywagon..chicken nugget
and then there’s this 52 bombabloodclatpussywagon..chicken nugget
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I think besides salmon and trout, we should make more merchs of freshwater fishes because they're very cute too
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I think besides salmon and trout, we should make more merchs of freshwater fishes because they're very cute too
made an album for my widowed fish guy
December 20, 2025 at 7:10 AM
made an album for my widowed fish guy
well that was rude!
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
well that was rude!
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but it's not like i have time to hop on it if i resub
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
but it's not like i have time to hop on it if i resub
my father asked me if i want a lab/retriever mix puppy bc his friend is giving them away
bro all my life i want a dog SO BAD you don’t even know 😭😭😭😭
bro all my life i want a dog SO BAD you don’t even know 😭😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
my father asked me if i want a lab/retriever mix puppy bc his friend is giving them away
bro all my life i want a dog SO BAD you don’t even know 😭😭😭😭
bro all my life i want a dog SO BAD you don’t even know 😭😭😭😭
the stresses they put me through..my rashes that keep flaring up bc of it.
they’re going to pay for it one day
they’re going to pay for it one day
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
the stresses they put me through..my rashes that keep flaring up bc of it.
they’re going to pay for it one day
they’re going to pay for it one day