Roy Irwin
@umami.bsky.social
Musician from Tāmaki Makaurau | Non-binary (they/them) | Ngāpuhi
Saw David Seymour at Metallica. James Hetfield said everyone at the show was now part of the Metallica family, but that doesn’t include you. You are an incessant cretin, and you will never be part of the Metallica family.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Saw David Seymour at Metallica. James Hetfield said everyone at the show was now part of the Metallica family, but that doesn’t include you. You are an incessant cretin, and you will never be part of the Metallica family.
What my band looks like while I sing about suicide and alcoholism.
Dance Kid Cool GIF
ALT: Dance Kid Cool GIF
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October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
What my band looks like while I sing about suicide and alcoholism.
Imagine winning this and then being murdered by Sting.
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Imagine winning this and then being murdered by Sting.
this saturday.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OP...
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OP...
O/PUS LP Release Party w/ Drop Zone + Roy Irwin (band) - Audio Foundation, Auckland
O/PUS LP Release Party w/ Drop Zone + Roy Irwin (band), Audio Foundation, Auckland Sat, 11 October
www.undertheradar.co.nz
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
this saturday.
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OP...
www.undertheradar.co.nz/gig/98663/OP...
band practice sounded so good last night. If I can manage my nerves at shows maybe people would think I'm alright.
October 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
band practice sounded so good last night. If I can manage my nerves at shows maybe people would think I'm alright.
The gym is my new alcohol and I’m getting PISSED.
October 1, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The gym is my new alcohol and I’m getting PISSED.
One week sober from dumb bitch juice.
September 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
One week sober from dumb bitch juice.
*shares meme*
I should be a comedian.
I should be a comedian.
September 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
*shares meme*
I should be a comedian.
I should be a comedian.
Pretty hyped to have joined a gym today.
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Pretty hyped to have joined a gym today.
I saw a photo of Donald on the news with the headline "he lived boldly" and I got mad butterflies cause for a split second I thought he died.
September 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I saw a photo of Donald on the news with the headline "he lived boldly" and I got mad butterflies cause for a split second I thought he died.
Gonna film myself trying MrBeast Burger for the first time but instead of me eating MrBeast Burger it's just me being beheaded on Instagram live.
August 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Gonna film myself trying MrBeast Burger for the first time but instead of me eating MrBeast Burger it's just me being beheaded on Instagram live.
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Grateful that after a shitty day my sweet bestie says shit like this about my dinner pics. I love you, Joe.
August 13, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Grateful that after a shitty day my sweet bestie says shit like this about my dinner pics. I love you, Joe.
Common Trux
Slightly diminish a band: Princess
Slightly diminish a band: Billy Humble.
August 13, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Common Trux
Damn I wanna open for Ethel Cain so bad.
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Damn I wanna open for Ethel Cain so bad.
Yoh this album is beeeeeeeyuut. First listen 👂🏼
August 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yoh this album is beeeeeeeyuut. First listen 👂🏼
My new single “Drown” is out now via Bandcamp and streaming x
August 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
My new single “Drown” is out now via Bandcamp and streaming x
New single out Thursday. Digital pre-order up now. royirwin.bandcamp.com/album/drown
Drown, by Roy Irwin
1 track album
royirwin.bandcamp.com
August 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
New single out Thursday. Digital pre-order up now. royirwin.bandcamp.com/album/drown
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“what is the crime?!” I scream as the police drag me away from the polling booth “…enjoying a succulent free Māori hangi?!”
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
“what is the crime?!” I scream as the police drag me away from the polling booth “…enjoying a succulent free Māori hangi?!”
Reposted by Roy Irwin
whah whaaaaaaaaaa.
got backline?
need sound for a show? (pa and mixing)
deliveries?
menial admin?
boy have I got some time on my hands....
got backline?
need sound for a show? (pa and mixing)
deliveries?
menial admin?
boy have I got some time on my hands....
July 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
whah whaaaaaaaaaa.
got backline?
need sound for a show? (pa and mixing)
deliveries?
menial admin?
boy have I got some time on my hands....
got backline?
need sound for a show? (pa and mixing)
deliveries?
menial admin?
boy have I got some time on my hands....
Guy eating a rotisserie chicken on the bus.
July 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Guy eating a rotisserie chicken on the bus.
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July 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
🖕 👨
🐛 💤👔🐛
⛽️ 👢
⚡️ 8=👊=D💦
🎸 🌂
👢 👢
🐛 💤👔🐛
⛽️ 👢
⚡️ 8=👊=D💦
🎸 🌂
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