Craig Jensen
@unbreakable1.bsky.social
Arizona guy from California
People say they will hit you until you dare them then they try and ask you if you're okay like they care. Why is everyone pretending they care all of a sudden. If you're going to call the cops on me get them to kill me then.
January 13, 2026 at 12:57 PM
People say they will hit you until you dare them then they try and ask you if you're okay like they care. Why is everyone pretending they care all of a sudden. If you're going to call the cops on me get them to kill me then.
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sorry just needed to flex this for a moment
January 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
sorry just needed to flex this for a moment
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Solid dating advice for anyone that dates men: look at that man and ask yourself, "would he be a positive male role model for my cat?"
If not, you know what to do. 🚮
If not, you know what to do. 🚮
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Solid dating advice for anyone that dates men: look at that man and ask yourself, "would he be a positive male role model for my cat?"
If not, you know what to do. 🚮
If not, you know what to do. 🚮
December 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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found my Wizard tokens for my upcoming Kuja deck. 🤭
December 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
found my Wizard tokens for my upcoming Kuja deck. 🤭
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I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted
Well, I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, I will, I will
🎶
His job is goad.
moxfield.com/decks/T2IX_7...
I wanna push you around
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna push you down
Well, I will, well, I will
I wanna take you for granted
Well, I wanna take you for granted
Yeah, I will, I will
🎶
His job is goad.
moxfield.com/decks/T2IX_7...
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Had a shower thought that Magic should have its own Kuriboh, but then realized that it kind of does
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Had a shower thought that Magic should have its own Kuriboh, but then realized that it kind of does
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November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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dear RPG developers: please stop making every character noisy as shit during battle. I'm trying to set up a hold up, I do not need to hear that Joker is looking cool every single time he hits a weakness. We know Shulk is feeling it. Please spare my ears.
November 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
dear RPG developers: please stop making every character noisy as shit during battle. I'm trying to set up a hold up, I do not need to hear that Joker is looking cool every single time he hits a weakness. We know Shulk is feeling it. Please spare my ears.
American football is dumb. That's the tweet
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
American football is dumb. That's the tweet
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.
October 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.
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Woolie Boss Battle (Castle Super Beast 342 w/ Edmund McMillen) @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Woolie Boss Battle (Castle Super Beast 342 w/ Edmund McMillen) @wooliewoolz.bsky.social @patstaresat.bsky.social
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Tatarus job stone just being straight cash really sells how great this is
October 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Tatarus job stone just being straight cash really sells how great this is
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He hates this, but he was a good sport 🥺🦇🖤
October 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He hates this, but he was a good sport 🥺🦇🖤
I only use modern because it's easier to play on pad. I personally feel it kinda turns them into anime fighters, kinda. But I'm also just bad
October 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I only use modern because it's easier to play on pad. I personally feel it kinda turns them into anime fighters, kinda. But I'm also just bad
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CLOWN PAT
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October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CLOWN PAT
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A little spot that I rode to the other weekend.
October 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
A little spot that I rode to the other weekend.
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So either Dan Avidan or Ninja Brian is a huge Phil Collins mark. I don't think anyone else noticed that they covered either a Phil song or a Genesis song on every cover album.
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So either Dan Avidan or Ninja Brian is a huge Phil Collins mark. I don't think anyone else noticed that they covered either a Phil song or a Genesis song on every cover album.
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Big thanks to @quietviking.bsky.social for another amazing Intro! Don't miss today's Blind Leading the Blind! ITS TODAY IN LIKE AN HOUR twitch.tv/patstaresat
September 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Big thanks to @quietviking.bsky.social for another amazing Intro! Don't miss today's Blind Leading the Blind! ITS TODAY IN LIKE AN HOUR twitch.tv/patstaresat
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