tessa 🧸
@uncleappa.bsky.social
Lesbian | aspiring butch | wifed up | she/they
OHHHHHHH i’m going to be so annoying about MUN4
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
OHHHHHHH i’m going to be so annoying about MUN4
Saturday snow day. Simmer pot on the stove. Two batches of cookies in the works. Records spinning. Zero effort leftovers for dinner. Maybe igbok?? Maybe.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Saturday snow day. Simmer pot on the stove. Two batches of cookies in the works. Records spinning. Zero effort leftovers for dinner. Maybe igbok?? Maybe.
Yes, I'm watching Arcane again. No, I'm not okay!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Yes, I'm watching Arcane again. No, I'm not okay!!
Not pictured: the little fart that squeaks out every time she does this
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Not pictured: the little fart that squeaks out every time she does this
Oh to be a kitty snoring in a sunbeam
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh to be a kitty snoring in a sunbeam
Big things coming this winter. Huge.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Big things coming this winter. Huge.
She was everything I dreamed of
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
She was everything I dreamed of
Life with my wife since November 21st
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Life with my wife since November 21st
After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
After the anxiety spiked and I became the meanest person alive for .06 seconds
Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Who up shaking ass to Patsy Cline
How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didn’t eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didn’t eat my breakfast?
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
How can I tell my dog that her tummy only hurts because she didn’t eat her breakfast when MY tummy hurts because I didn’t eat my breakfast?
Thinking about her………
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Thinking about her………
Getting lovingly clocked is my favorite experience (the barista knew I wanted oat milk) 💖
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Getting lovingly clocked is my favorite experience (the barista knew I wanted oat milk) 💖
Do you ever love your friends just like so much?
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Do you ever love your friends just like so much?
What if I told you I was right to stay home because a couple reportedly refused to leave the theater for even one moment to change their infant’s poopy diaper. They did it on a table! For eating! Right next to my wife!! Who does that!! Parents’ rights or whatever but that’s bathroom stuff mama!!
Good luck!! I told my wife she GETS to enjoy a solo date with herself at the movies tomorrow
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What if I told you I was right to stay home because a couple reportedly refused to leave the theater for even one moment to change their infant’s poopy diaper. They did it on a table! For eating! Right next to my wife!! Who does that!! Parents’ rights or whatever but that’s bathroom stuff mama!!
Moments before she tried to punch me in the face for giving her too many kisses 😔
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Moments before she tried to punch me in the face for giving her too many kisses 😔
How dare the algorithm catch on to my brand like this…
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
How dare the algorithm catch on to my brand like this…
Isn’t anxiety amazing? I was able to single-handedly give 20 people whiplash this weekend. Superpower!!
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Isn’t anxiety amazing? I was able to single-handedly give 20 people whiplash this weekend. Superpower!!
What if we just stopped playing christmas music what if we decided to free ourselves from that shit what if
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
What if we just stopped playing christmas music what if we decided to free ourselves from that shit what if
gonna be eating muff all weekend
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
gonna be eating muff all weekend
Life is all about second chances
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Life is all about second chances
Today’s biggest regret? My wife offered to get me an egg sandwich on our morning walk. I said no?? Now all I want is an egg sandwich. She gave me so many chances to change my mind smh
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today’s biggest regret? My wife offered to get me an egg sandwich on our morning walk. I said no?? Now all I want is an egg sandwich. She gave me so many chances to change my mind smh
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
This is your sign to marry someone who knows you better than you know yourself and to always trust they’re RIGHT
Screaming into the void in 10 minutes. Be there or be square!!
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Screaming into the void in 10 minutes. Be there or be square!!